Fun Things for Professors to Do on the First Day of Class

[chipt3]

• Wear a hood with one eyehole.  Periodically make strange gurgling noises.   
• After confirming everyone's names on the roll, thank the class for attending "Advanced Astrodynamics 690" and mention that yesterday was the last day to drop.   
• After turning on the overhead projector, clutch your chest and scream "MY PACEMAKER!"
• Wear a pointed

Comments

[stardust1979]

HOLY SHIT! I'm trying so hard not to fall out of my chair.

Damnit to hell I had to be a 1st grade teacher...all those would have been great things to pull on much older students ROFL LMAO

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