May 26, 2008 11:05
i was with Frank for part of it. he was home and had just been away on tour and we were staying at my mom's house in the basement, laying in the pull-out bed watching food network of course. i was SO GLAD he was back obviously. then for some reason i had to take my kids from kindercare to church. so we go to the church my mom works at (in real life) and Frank is sitting a few rows in front of us. there's this lady there who i know who i think teaches sunday school. so we're sitting in the pews and the kids are all sitting next to me and one by one they disappear. after the first one did i wasn't that worried because she's bad and goes off on her own anyway, but then they all started disappearing and i went to look for them. then all of a sudden i'm on the side of the road and there's no grass just dirt everywhere, and i'm with Mark Wahlberg. he's showing me how to do heroin and i did it one time and was thinking how Frank was going to be so mad at me and how would i try to act normal around the kids? but i was laughing as i was thinking this. so then i go back and try to find the kids and the sunday school teacher had them all locked in the "choir room" so i was screaming and flipping out on her and asking why she took them. the kids were a little scared at first but then they were fine. when i do remember my dreams, which is rare, they're always crazy like this.