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innermost thoughts when walking down a street
do i make eye contact or avoid eye contact? never wear black socks with shorts, no matter how many tattoos you have. would i ever get a tattoo? could i get kept out of heaven for that? do people whose religions say their corpses have to be left undisturbed get kicked out when people dig up their body. if the egyptians were really smart they would have hid all the real bodies really deep and but fakes ones in the sarcophagus. avoid thinking about death until at least age 40. i can see myself dying young in a car accident. i can't believe this lot costs a dollar per hour. my car is dirty.
innermost thoughts when driving
why does 96.5 always play 3 really good songs and then sum 41? you don't have the right of way coming out of an alley. taco bell. no. yes. no. yes. wendy's? taco bell? wendy's? taco bell? i eat out too much. dollar menu. i wish brian would call. i don't have my phone. clinton lecture friday. jean should introduce us by saying, "president clinton, these are my interns", no that would be scary. i wonder if he's handsome in person. i wonder if the secret service people still think i'm stalking john mccain. well he's cute for an older guy. i'm gonna go home, knit, and watch family guy. dick armey, what's your wife's name ... vagina coastguard, haha, i love that.
do i make eye contact or avoid eye contact? never wear black socks with shorts, no matter how many tattoos you have. would i ever get a tattoo? could i get kept out of heaven for that? do people whose religions say their corpses have to be left undisturbed get kicked out when people dig up their body. if the egyptians were really smart they would have hid all the real bodies really deep and but fakes ones in the sarcophagus. avoid thinking about death until at least age 40. i can see myself dying young in a car accident. i can't believe this lot costs a dollar per hour. my car is dirty.
innermost thoughts when driving
why does 96.5 always play 3 really good songs and then sum 41? you don't have the right of way coming out of an alley. taco bell. no. yes. no. yes. wendy's? taco bell? wendy's? taco bell? i eat out too much. dollar menu. i wish brian would call. i don't have my phone. clinton lecture friday. jean should introduce us by saying, "president clinton, these are my interns", no that would be scary. i wonder if he's handsome in person. i wonder if the secret service people still think i'm stalking john mccain. well he's cute for an older guy. i'm gonna go home, knit, and watch family guy. dick armey, what's your wife's name ... vagina coastguard, haha, i love that.