Push!
Constipation, when pregnant, is one of the hellish experiences you have to pay during this period. What hurts the most is how this ride misleads you whenever you're seated on the throne, anticipating whatever size of crap that's about to ooze out. Then, you find yourself murmuring a litany of prayers under your breath, calling out to the gods to please let you take a good dump this time. So, after a long time of hoping and panting and grunting, you realize that all there ever was was just a series of farts. Oh shit! Ain't that a bitch?