It's EVIL I tell you! (Photostory)
I know it's been done, but I'd never seen these Jarradales for sale here before.
The old woman noticed them first and commented,
"what's with those pumpkins? They almost look like they're already rotting."
So I walked over to see what they were labeled as.
"Undead Zombie Pumpkins."
I literally laughed out loud.
"Yeah, I guess that's the idea," I told her.
Rin: "What'dya mean 'Zombie' pumpkin? It doesn't look dangerous to me."
Serai: "That's because they cut the vine too short to strangle you with."
Rin: "You're not seriously saying this thing is gonna try and eat me?"
Serai: "Of course not. It can't eat anything until we give it a mouth."
Rin: "And this is a popular holiday tradition."
Serai: "Yep. Go on, give it a proper wicked grin."
Rin: "Shouldn't I feel silly for drawing on fruit?"
Serai: "Just call it 'ephemeral modern art.'"
Rin: "If this thing's a zombie, why are we the ones removing its brains?"
Serai: "What, haven't you ever wondered what zombie brains taste like?"
Rin: "I didn't know that brains grew seeds."
Serai: "Clearly they're the Basal Danglia." (Ouch...)
Rin: "And to continue his torture, we'll poke out his eyes."
Serai: "I'd say you're giving him a lobotomy, but it's a bit late for that."
Serai: "... All right, now we can... what, aren't you done yet?"
Rin: "Just trimming up the edges."
Serai: "I guess you wouldn't want your rotting undead zombie to look unkempt or anything."
Rin: "So can I turn him loose on the village yet?"
Serai: "(I really should know better than to encourage the kid...)"
Omake:
Tonberry: ::poke ...poke?::
Serai: "Sorry, Tonberry, I don't think that's going to work."
The old woman noticed them first and commented,
"what's with those pumpkins? They almost look like they're already rotting."
So I walked over to see what they were labeled as.
"Undead Zombie Pumpkins."
I literally laughed out loud.
"Yeah, I guess that's the idea," I told her.
Rin: "What'dya mean 'Zombie' pumpkin? It doesn't look dangerous to me."
Serai: "That's because they cut the vine too short to strangle you with."
Rin: "You're not seriously saying this thing is gonna try and eat me?"
Serai: "Of course not. It can't eat anything until we give it a mouth."
Rin: "And this is a popular holiday tradition."
Serai: "Yep. Go on, give it a proper wicked grin."
Rin: "Shouldn't I feel silly for drawing on fruit?"
Serai: "Just call it 'ephemeral modern art.'"
Rin: "If this thing's a zombie, why are we the ones removing its brains?"
Serai: "What, haven't you ever wondered what zombie brains taste like?"
Rin: "I didn't know that brains grew seeds."
Serai: "Clearly they're the Basal Danglia." (Ouch...)
Rin: "And to continue his torture, we'll poke out his eyes."
Serai: "I'd say you're giving him a lobotomy, but it's a bit late for that."
Serai: "... All right, now we can... what, aren't you done yet?"
Rin: "Just trimming up the edges."
Serai: "I guess you wouldn't want your rotting undead zombie to look unkempt or anything."
Rin: "So can I turn him loose on the village yet?"
Serai: "(I really should know better than to encourage the kid...)"
Omake:
Tonberry: ::poke ...poke?::
Serai: "Sorry, Tonberry, I don't think that's going to work."