My son will make someone a fine mate one day

[childofearth]

A few minutes ago I groaned as I was lowering myself to the floor to pick up the mountain of children's toys (come on, I've been working out for 2 hours a day for the past few weeks!). My son came over and said, "Mommy, what's wrong?"
I said, "Mommy's old and sore, buddy."
He asked, "If I get you chocolate will it be better?"
Now accepting dowry proposals!