95th Revolution: This post brought to you by Haterade and CC's Pizza.
[Video/Failed encrypted signal - Yes City, you are being stared at by Huey who happens to have a cloth bandanna tied around the lower half of his face. And yes, he does look more annoyed than he usually does.]
Welcome to the Dark Afro Show, and I'm your host Dark Afro. Today's message is brought to you by Haterade.
[He holds up a bottle which looks exactly like a bottle of cherry Gatorade, only that the label has been replaced by a piece of white paper with the word "Haterade" scrawled across it.]
Today we'll be talking about things that are stupid. And by that I mean really stupid ass people.
Now intelligent people would take the warnings being given to them about the dangers of this place. But some people like to think that they're invulnerable because they're rich or probably get everything the want by whoring themselves out. I also forgot to include the ones who think they know all just because they're older than you and expect for you to have the baseline intelligence of a damn servant. Or be like some retard thinking that BDSM means battle driven simulation mechanic. I mean how stupid do you have to be to screw that aconym up? There are kids that understand what that means. Myself being one of them.
Oh I can hear them now. [He makes his voice sound high pitch, kind of like a valley girl while flailing about and moving his arms in the same fashion a angry female would do when they go into "OH NO YOU DIDN'T" mode.]Dark Afro don't know what he's talking about, he's just a brat. He ain't no adult. So he don't know nothing about adult stuff so he just shut up.
[He takes a sip of his Haterade and speaks in his normal voice.]
Fuck that noise. Stupid people have no true bearing on this world except to breed more stupid people and get in the way of smart people. If there are anymore of you dumb asses out there come on out and find me. I'll even give you a picture dictionary just in case some of the baseline words I'll use are still too damn complicated for you. This is Dark Afro, shut the Hell up, I hate you all.
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Welcome to the Dark Afro Show, and I'm your host Dark Afro. Today's message is brought to you by Haterade.
[He holds up a bottle which looks exactly like a bottle of cherry Gatorade, only that the label has been replaced by a piece of white paper with the word "Haterade" scrawled across it.]
Today we'll be talking about things that are stupid. And by that I mean really stupid ass people.
Now intelligent people would take the warnings being given to them about the dangers of this place. But some people like to think that they're invulnerable because they're rich or probably get everything the want by whoring themselves out. I also forgot to include the ones who think they know all just because they're older than you and expect for you to have the baseline intelligence of a damn servant. Or be like some retard thinking that BDSM means battle driven simulation mechanic. I mean how stupid do you have to be to screw that aconym up? There are kids that understand what that means. Myself being one of them.
Oh I can hear them now. [He makes his voice sound high pitch, kind of like a valley girl while flailing about and moving his arms in the same fashion a angry female would do when they go into "OH NO YOU DIDN'T" mode.]Dark Afro don't know what he's talking about, he's just a brat. He ain't no adult. So he don't know nothing about adult stuff so he just shut up.
[He takes a sip of his Haterade and speaks in his normal voice.]
Fuck that noise. Stupid people have no true bearing on this world except to breed more stupid people and get in the way of smart people. If there are anymore of you dumb asses out there come on out and find me. I'll even give you a picture dictionary just in case some of the baseline words I'll use are still too damn complicated for you. This is Dark Afro, shut the Hell up, I hate you all.
[ooc: Links not Inc-ly.]