6th Revolution: This lump is as big as my afro

Feb 15, 2009 09:08

Do you guys know of any place where I can obtain weapons for the purpose of self-defense? Preferably a collapsing staff, mace or a 90,000W stun gun.

I hope everyone enjoyed their day of commercialized love to the fullest extent possible. I would have enjoyed spending it taking a nice walk but that wasn't so as I found out I had somebody come onto me. One Haruko Haruhara.

Oh she was attractive, I'll give her that but she was crazy. Damn crazy. The woman tries to attack me with a damn guitar, violates me, knocks me out and then drags me off to do God knows what else. Although I realize there must have been a curse yesterday, the City could've at least kept me out of it's sick attempt at cosmic humor or at least had a more mentally stable person fall for me.

Damn I need to get some aspirin.

crazy killer kung-fu wolf bitch: haruko, damn headache, really now

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