Do you guys know of any place where I can obtain weapons for the purpose of self-defense? Preferably a collapsing staff, mace or a 90,000W stun gun.
I hope everyone enjoyed their day of commercialized love to the fullest extent possible. I would have enjoyed spending it taking a nice walk but that wasn't so as I found out I had somebody come onto me. One Haruko Haruhara.
Oh she was attractive, I'll give her that but she was crazy. Damn crazy. The woman tries to attack me with a damn guitar, violates me, knocks me out and then drags me off to do God knows what else. Although I realize there must have been a curse yesterday, the City could've at least kept me out of it's sick attempt at cosmic humor or at least had a more mentally stable person fall for me.
Damn I need to get some aspirin.