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Hoo-kay!
Hello! No there wasn't a christmas party, but oh well, there was a new years one!
It was pretty entertaining, and I finally got to understand half of the stupid jokes that go around my....acquaintences? Hell I don't know who half the people are anymore...but anywho, I watched Kung Pow Enter The Fist, which explains why I now understand the stupid jokes...yay!
The movie didn't make much sense but at the same time it made me think of something my friends would do if given the time, the boredom, and the money.
My sister is STILL home and driving me crazy.....hoo-kay, new years....I was with friends, it was cool...Chelsey(sp?), And(i)(e), Carl, Jen, and myself were gathered to celebrate. It went well...my sister got drunk....for the most part she avoided us and ran around in a bikini being drunk....I feel bad for Andy, she had been waiting to go to the bathroom, and she finally had the chance she went for it, only to be confronted by my sister in the hall who was all 'DON'T LOOK AT ME! BLARHG!jHKGBFLJ!#$!!&$!dAbY∩«Ü─Lδ♦┌Ä♪Γ'╤ƒ' and Andy came back somewhat 'O_O'....poor andy....then later on my sister attacked the bathroom to Pray to the Porcelin God....it was embarassing, and oh, she threw up on a christmas present, a pair of pants, and I assume my sheets in my bedroom since my mother got me a new comforter the next day.....good god I hate drunks.
Ah well enough of my angst, not much happened aside from that, my dad getting pissy, which he still is, and blah and blah and blah....yeah really boring...
My sister being here makes me realize something...I am SO much more helpful around the house when she's here....not only am I busy cleaning up after her and her dog, but I'm also busy at working showing my parents just how lucky they are I am me and not her....sure its a bitchy thing to do, but they think this themselves, I don't go about being all 'oh, oh my, another mess my sister has made? Dear me I would NEVER do that! let me clean it up!!'....but I'm temtped to....if I do, maybe it will get her to go the hell away sooner....blah, so this is how Jen feels when Malicious came to stay with her....me thinks my sister may or may not get along with the Malicious....if anything she's weird...My sister generally doesn't give people the light of day, especially my friends, but when Chel actually got on a topic she liked, she was all over her....poor Chelsey, I'm still sorry about that!
In short, I must apologize to my friends who were there and witnessed my sister's stupidity, it was dumb show, yes she is an asshole, yes I know she needs to straighten out her priorities, and no, I refuse to kill her until I figure out how to do it without getting caught, or pay someone to do it who'll kill themselves before telling on me....so sadly she will NEVER die....well she might die before me, but thats because she's older, drinks, and is a bad driver...so hey! maybe she will go quicker!
~Blah
P.S~ Don't forget, mirrors eventually break.