X-Men 3: The Last Straw

May 27, 2006 22:11

It says something when my favorite part of seeing X-MEN 3 is the SNAKES ON A PLANE trailer. The storyline is choppy. The script is complete shit. I was bored. Bored, for fuck's sake. There was almost no poing in most of the characters being in the film, none of them did a goddamn thing. You want to tell this story? Then do it right, you fucking morons. You want to use the Phoenix? You want her to kill people? Then let her eat a fucking star. She should scare me. You could have at least showed the phoenix effect at ONE FUCKING POINT in the two hour crapfest you call a movie. Ratner, you want to use Sentinels, use them. Don't hide them in shadows for the one scene the fucking thing is in.

Oh, and the scene after the credits? Crap.
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