Apr 16, 2008 20:07
- 06:51 Don't want to go to work. Hiding under the covers. #
- 08:39 I've decided I should win the lotery.
Or marry a rich old lady.
Or both. # - 09:29 @ 2012ad
Or if the sticks vibrated. # - 09:31 @ 2012ad
Lottery's less likely. Not saying I want an old lady, Just, y'know, the odds are slightly better. # - 09:32 @ 2012ad
Don't you sell those things? Or is it just fetish "clothing"? # - 09:34 @ 2012ad
I do. And if I marry a rich old broad, I can spoil you rotten. # - 10:19 Someone's radio just played Third Eye Blind. I remember when that was considered alternative. #
- 11:21 @ 2012ad I have no idea what La Bouche is. #
- 11:41 Have I mentioned how much I love imcompetent delivery companies? 'Cause they really make my much more annoying. #
- 11:43 @ 2012ad
Spinach Queso for dinner or did you want to go to the Jerusalem Cafe? # - 12:14 Wow, feelings of depression are a sign of depression.
Really? I'd never have guessed. # - 12:16 @ 2012ad Like being mauled by rabid midget clowns? #
- 13:06 New Weezer. I am unimpressed. #
- 14:19 Nine down, twenty to go. After that, my usual workload, five hours late.
Hu-fucking-zzah. # - 15:03 @ geniodiabolico I never hid my nerdery. Probably why I never got a date in high school. #
- 15:47 @ dcurtisj Amen. #
- 16:16 @ 2012ad What?! THAT is a game I'd go to.
He schtupped Alanis Morrissette! 'You Oughta Know' is ABOUT Dave Coulier. # - 16:39 @ 2012ad What the fuck is a jackalope? #
- 16:39 @ 2012ad A friend of mine had him sign her organ donor section on her ID. #
- 16:57 @ 2012ad Search for fan fiction! #
- 16:58 @ dcurtisj LEGO "Manos" The Hands Of Fate! #
- 17:05 @ 2012ad Then you're not looking hard enough. #
- 18:33 New X-Files movie title revealed, better than the last one. #
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