Survey
1. Are you a virgin? if not, explain your first experience. If you are,
why?
Well lets see,...noone would believe me if i said i was a virgin,..and noone would believe me if i said that getting some for the first time wasn't great...so use your damn imagination:)
1b. How many people have you slept with?
enough to be happy:)
2. What drugs have you done? if you havent done any, why not? if you have,which one(s) are you favourite.
I was about to go pour a murphys,..perhaps have a few puffs on the bowl and go to bed,..a nice way to end the night
3. Have you ever cheated on anyone youve been with. if so, what happened and why? if not, why not?
No i haven't, and for the same reason if someone cheated on me,..i'd have them assasinated and hate them for all eternity no more no less:) so its never happened,..so all is well
4. Do you have any physical deformity, abnormality, STDs, or longterm diseases? if so, please explain.
I have all of those but STDs,..right in my hands..slight deformity, abnormal blood flow and it is forever,...had it entered my organs i'd be nothing but a memory, and it will effect the movement and useage of my hands and fingers for whatever life i have left, and its only as recent as '98 what a good thing to graduate highschool to,...well anyway, i always wondered how much faster and more acrobatic i could play guitar had nothing happened, its a nice thought
5. Did you have your first orgasm by yourself or with somebody else? Where your parents in the house?
I was bymyself and then i realized the true meaning of life
5b. How often do you masturbate per week, on average. do you use anything extra?
That depends on work,..other activites and if mariah is around
6. Have you ever experimented with the same sex? have you wanted to but havent? why not?
no no ,..just because, thats the way it is, the galaxy spins throughout the expanding universe, the solar system moves through the galaxy, the earth orbits the sun, the moon orbits the earth,... im straight
7. Whats the most bizarrre sexual act you ve ever performed (with or without a partner)
Is his an act that happened on purpose or by accident??
actually i found something that is quite bizarre
http://vatican.rotten.com/fecaljapan/
some people have talents best left unsaid:)
8. Which of the ways in Seven ( the movie) would you prefer to die? if you havent seen the movie, what is the worst way you can think of to die.
Well if one has not seen the movie,..my answer will spoil the ending,...so don't read,..
now if you are smart, and gave the smallest thought into this, wrath does not die, mr pitt gets arrested, so there, i wouldn't die,...but i can also think of some pretty interesting ways to die,....
1. Branding on a wheel: this is done by breaking all 4 limbs into oblivion so they slide nicely into the spokes of a large wagon wheel,..this wheel is then raised up on a post and the victin is left to the birds and basically just to rot away or be eaten away
2. Impailing: This is accomplished by setting the victim down on a sharpened stake up through the anus, their own weight will bring them down far enough to be nicely on display and as time passes the stake will slide further up.
3. Drawn and quartered: Accomplished by tying rope to all limbs and attaching the other ends to 4 horses,..they take off and before the person bleeds to death it would be the most excruciating pain
4. Crucifixtion,.. duh
5. Stoneing,..this one is the easist to do when short on supplies:)
I could go on for a while,..but on to the next question
9. Have you ever been abused in anyway?
nope
10. Would rather eat a whole raw pig fetus (recent), or have large croutons shoved up your ass until no more will fit ( keep in mind that your small intestine is 24ft long) (i.e. bacon bits or croutons?)
there's the crouton question, put some $$$ in the question and ill give ya an answer
have a lovely day people
why?
Well lets see,...noone would believe me if i said i was a virgin,..and noone would believe me if i said that getting some for the first time wasn't great...so use your damn imagination:)
1b. How many people have you slept with?
enough to be happy:)
2. What drugs have you done? if you havent done any, why not? if you have,which one(s) are you favourite.
I was about to go pour a murphys,..perhaps have a few puffs on the bowl and go to bed,..a nice way to end the night
3. Have you ever cheated on anyone youve been with. if so, what happened and why? if not, why not?
No i haven't, and for the same reason if someone cheated on me,..i'd have them assasinated and hate them for all eternity no more no less:) so its never happened,..so all is well
4. Do you have any physical deformity, abnormality, STDs, or longterm diseases? if so, please explain.
I have all of those but STDs,..right in my hands..slight deformity, abnormal blood flow and it is forever,...had it entered my organs i'd be nothing but a memory, and it will effect the movement and useage of my hands and fingers for whatever life i have left, and its only as recent as '98 what a good thing to graduate highschool to,...well anyway, i always wondered how much faster and more acrobatic i could play guitar had nothing happened, its a nice thought
5. Did you have your first orgasm by yourself or with somebody else? Where your parents in the house?
I was bymyself and then i realized the true meaning of life
5b. How often do you masturbate per week, on average. do you use anything extra?
That depends on work,..other activites and if mariah is around
6. Have you ever experimented with the same sex? have you wanted to but havent? why not?
no no ,..just because, thats the way it is, the galaxy spins throughout the expanding universe, the solar system moves through the galaxy, the earth orbits the sun, the moon orbits the earth,... im straight
7. Whats the most bizarrre sexual act you ve ever performed (with or without a partner)
Is his an act that happened on purpose or by accident??
actually i found something that is quite bizarre
http://vatican.rotten.com/fecaljapan/
some people have talents best left unsaid:)
8. Which of the ways in Seven ( the movie) would you prefer to die? if you havent seen the movie, what is the worst way you can think of to die.
Well if one has not seen the movie,..my answer will spoil the ending,...so don't read,..
now if you are smart, and gave the smallest thought into this, wrath does not die, mr pitt gets arrested, so there, i wouldn't die,...but i can also think of some pretty interesting ways to die,....
1. Branding on a wheel: this is done by breaking all 4 limbs into oblivion so they slide nicely into the spokes of a large wagon wheel,..this wheel is then raised up on a post and the victin is left to the birds and basically just to rot away or be eaten away
2. Impailing: This is accomplished by setting the victim down on a sharpened stake up through the anus, their own weight will bring them down far enough to be nicely on display and as time passes the stake will slide further up.
3. Drawn and quartered: Accomplished by tying rope to all limbs and attaching the other ends to 4 horses,..they take off and before the person bleeds to death it would be the most excruciating pain
4. Crucifixtion,.. duh
5. Stoneing,..this one is the easist to do when short on supplies:)
I could go on for a while,..but on to the next question
9. Have you ever been abused in anyway?
nope
10. Would rather eat a whole raw pig fetus (recent), or have large croutons shoved up your ass until no more will fit ( keep in mind that your small intestine is 24ft long) (i.e. bacon bits or croutons?)
there's the crouton question, put some $$$ in the question and ill give ya an answer
have a lovely day people