Cheesy English lines..
A/N: for rainie_night for correctly guessing my ninja pairing ^_^ hope this one doesn’t disappoint you!
Italics = spoken in English
The dorm was excited, nervous and tensed as all 13 members waited for the arrival of the two new Chinese members that will make up the new subgroup. Sungmin was pretty much nervous as he heard that one of them had pretty long legs. Ryeowook was all too excited for his own good that Leeteuk pointed a finger on Donghae.
“I swear I did nothing!”
Whatever…
The tension hung dry in the air as the door slowly opened and their manager appeared with two Chinese boys. Kyuhyun’s eyes went wide with amazement as he stared at the long legs of the older of the two.
“I want you all to meet Zhou mi and Henry.. Work hard!”
With those simple words, the manager left them to interact. Kyuhyun was fast to approach the taller guy.
“Ni hao.. Wo shi Kuai xian”
“ah.. Hello, I’m Zhou mi”
Kyuhyun was dumbfounded at the perfect Hangul reply.
“ah.. you know Hangul?!”
“not as much as you know Chinese..”
“Nah.. just heard it from Hankyung..”
Sungmin grabbed hold on kyuhyun’s arms in defensive mode and the Chinese man understood.
“your territory.. I understand..”
•₀•H
“Ni hao!”
“oh.. ni hao..”
“are.. you henli?”
Ryeowook tried his best to communicate in broken engrish but failed epic. Henry’s brows furrowed as Ryeowook stumbled with his words.
“Ryeowook.. name.. me.. Ryeowook.”
“Oh.. you are Ryeowook.. ok I’m Henry”
Well as far as everyone is concern that’s how far they got in terms of conversation. Pretty bad.. Henry was now talking to his gege, which were hangeng and Zhou mi, such that Ryeowook was left alone and miserable. Leeteuk asked whose room was available for the two to use for the meantime. Donghae was quick to react as he volunteered his own bed..
“where the hell are you going to sleep?”
Eunhyuk asked and Donghae merrily jumped up and down as he blurted
“with you of course”
Eunhyuk had his gummy smile on and a weird sort of light in his eyes, Donghae grinned widely.
“so I guess one of you can take Donghae’s space and …”
Before leeteuk can even decide what will happen next Yesung interjected.
“I’ll sleep with Siwon..”
“what hyung?”
Siwon was a little surprised at the development.
“Hey you! What do you think you’re doing, Siwon’s mine!”
Kibum was now defensive over his man
“Says who?!” Yesung’s eyes narrowed as he face the actor head on.
“stop it you two.. how can you fight in front of Henry and Zhou mi!” Leeteuk was now furious at the two.
“well, it’s ok with me.. but you have to ask Heechul first!’
Siwon was really nervous about this one, heechul is a princess and he is a brat.. he never liked sharing, well at least his men.. but what a surprise..
“oh it’s ok.. Hannie’s with me anyway..”
Leeteuk’s moth drop at the change of heart, he blurted:
“who are you and what have you done to Heechul!”
“I decided to be a little nice this time around..”
“you are not Heechul!”
“I knew it Alien!”
Donghae was all bouncy and merry with the idea of heechul being an alien.
“oh Henry.. what room will you take?”
Zhou mi asked the Canadian in Chinese. Henry looked at all his hyungs and back to Zhou mi then answered in Mandarin.
“I’ll stay here.. more of my age range..”
“Ok..”
Zhou mi took his things and went up with the rest of the 12th floor dwellers, leaving Kyuhyun a little gloomy.
“you like him do you?”
Sungmin pouted as they enter their shared room.
“what’s wrong with that?”
“you don’t like me anymore”
“says who?”
Sungmin pouted and now Kyuhyun was a little guilty. HE hugged the bunny princess and kissed the top of his head.
“I’ll always love you..”
Just then a knock was heard and Ryeowook entered looking like it’s the end of the world.
“Kyuhyun help me!”
“what?”
“Henry’s sleeping in my room and I can’t even hold a proper conversation!”
“relax.. it’ll be ok..”
“tell me you have like an English dictionary or something..”
“not really.. but I do have .. wait I’ll print it..”
Kyuhyun opened his laptop and printed something. HE handed it to Ryeowook.
“here … these should help you.. simple English words..”
“ok.. thanks.. and good night!”
Ryeowook happily left and closed the door behind him; he did not see J=kyuhyun stopping Sungmin from chasing him and tearing the paper into pieces.
“Kyuhyun what was that?”
“I helped him..”
“those are some stupid lines…”
“well at least he’ll get himself laid!”
“you! I hate you!”
Sungmin stomped off to bed without even a good night to the roommate. Kyuhyun was about to head to bed when he heard a knock on the door. He opened it to find Zhou mi, wide eyed and smiling.
“oh.. anything wrong?”
“not really.. I just want to check up on Henry.. he doesn’t understand Hangul much..”
“oh yeah.. come in.. do you want something.. I mean coffee.. milk.. there are lots of strawberry milk in the fridge..”
“coffee would be nice..”
The two settled themselves in the dining room when they heard some wails, grunts and screams from Hyukjae’s room.
“oh.. I’m sorry ‘bout that..”
Kyuhyun was embarrassed about what the famous Eunhae pair was doing.
“wow.. they are having such a great time in there..”
“oh.. well..”
“you don’t have to hide it.. I know that those kind of relationship exists in this group.. I’m fine with it”
Kyuhyun breathed a sigh of relief and smiled.
•₀•H
Ryeowook sat in his bed and read the phrases and sentences in the paper that Kyuhyun gave him. He didn’t understand a thing.. Henry was a little quiet and was preparing to go to bed when Ryeowook stopped him
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
Ryewook nervously said as he bit his lower lip in anxiety.
“what?”
Henry was a little surprised with the choice of words and chuckled a little. Ryeowook panicked a little as he search for another phrase to hopefully save his life.
“I think I need to call heaven ‘coz they just lost one of their angels..”
Henry’s brow furrowed as he stare at the eternal maknae.
“I mean.. you must be tired..” Ryeowook started
“well…” Henry abruptly cut him off.
“because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
Henry burst into laughter and Ryeowook was already tearful.
•₀•H
Kyuhyun and Zhou mi heard Henry laugh as They sipped the black coffee.
“I guess Henry’s fine..”
“he should be..” Kyuhyun had a grin on his face.
“oh so you say you love me then go flirt when my back is turned.”
Sungmin was very furious at the two.
“oh you got it all wrong.. I was just checking up on Henry..”
Zhou mi defended himself from the bunny princess.
“who do you think you’re kidding?”
Sungmin was stern but Zhou mi was determined to maintain his position.
“look, I know you two have a thing and I don’t want to be a third wheel.. I would never want to be the one to break up your pairing or any pairing for that matter, I have my ego too.. Kuai xian’s yours.. I do not intend to steal him from you..”
“you sure? Coz’ you know Kyu is really a charmer.. and he’s really good in bed..”
Sungmin’s face changed from stern to a very playful kid.
“I don’t understand.. why are you saying this to me?”
“oh.. well.. since You’ll be going to China soon, I guess I can only entrust kyu to you.. besides.. I think you have a great heart..”
“you’re not mad at me?”
“if Heechul can share, can’t I do the same?”
“are you dead serious Sungmin?”
“hmm.. Call me Minnie, and I’ll call you Mimi..”
Zhou mi was a little confused when Kuai xian made everything clear; He kissed the unsuspecting Zhou mi. Sungmin then dragged the two to their bedroom and locked the door shut: Zhou mi was a little anxious and scared..
•₀•H
Ryeowook was already shedding tears so he lied on his bed and silently sobbed on his pillow. What the hell was that? What did Kyuhyun hand him anyway? Is it that funny..
Henry heard sniffles and was feeling a little guilty for laughing at the roommate.
“I’m sorry”
Henry muttered as he sat at the floor near the spot where Ryeowook’s head lie. Ryeowook turned to face the roommate, weakly smiled and said
“Nice shirt.. can I talk you out of it?”
Henry smiled to himself as Ryeowook blushed, painting his prominent cheekbones; Henry find this adorable.
“Do you have any idea what you are saying?”
Henry asked his hyung who only scrunched his nose for he didn’t understand any of what Henry just said.
“I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?”
Ryeowook said as his answer, Henry gave a chuckle and quickly kissed the former.
“What was that..”
Ryeowook blurted, clearly surprised with the sudden kiss.
“hmm.. you asked if I wanted to taste the rainbow..”
“wait.. you knew Hangul?!”
“I studied before coming here..”
“what the fucking hell! How can you make me suffer with these stupid English lines when you can speak Hangul!”
“wow you can swear, I like that.. btw you never asked if I could speak and understand one ”
“Henry.. tell me one thing.. those English lines.. what were they?”
Henry laughed hard as he stare at the clueless hyung.
“those are pick-up lines.. you know.. the ones used to get girls and stuff..”
“what?!?! I just used them on you!!”
Ryeowook faced palmed himself as he curse and swear in Hangul..
“I’ll get that Kyuhyun!”
Henry stood up and sat on Ryeowook’s bed while the latter sat and leaned back at the wall.
“I can’t believe Kyuhyun talked me into doing that..It’s embarrassing..”
Henry sat beside the hyung and leaned back on the wall as well.
“You know Ryeowook-hyung, you might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone anyway”
Ryeowook’s eyes went wide as Henry’s hand grabbed Ryeowook by his shoulders and made him lie on the bed, Henry was going to top.
“uhm.. Henry.. before anything else Do you like bananas or blueberries?”
Henry’s eyes narrowed as he replied with “why?”
“so that I’ll know what pancakes to make tomorrow”
Henry smiled and kissed the hyung who responded back.
“you.. “ Henry replied
“Henry, I’m dead Serious! It’s not a pick-up line!” Ryeowook was clearly irritated
“and I’m dead serious too..” Henry said as he kissed Ryeowook again and again..
A/N: I don’t know why it became so smutty.. I’m sorry!
Smut is negotiable if anyone wants it..
Italics = spoken in English
The dorm was excited, nervous and tensed as all 13 members waited for the arrival of the two new Chinese members that will make up the new subgroup. Sungmin was pretty much nervous as he heard that one of them had pretty long legs. Ryeowook was all too excited for his own good that Leeteuk pointed a finger on Donghae.
“I swear I did nothing!”
Whatever…
The tension hung dry in the air as the door slowly opened and their manager appeared with two Chinese boys. Kyuhyun’s eyes went wide with amazement as he stared at the long legs of the older of the two.
“I want you all to meet Zhou mi and Henry.. Work hard!”
With those simple words, the manager left them to interact. Kyuhyun was fast to approach the taller guy.
“Ni hao.. Wo shi Kuai xian”
“ah.. Hello, I’m Zhou mi”
Kyuhyun was dumbfounded at the perfect Hangul reply.
“ah.. you know Hangul?!”
“not as much as you know Chinese..”
“Nah.. just heard it from Hankyung..”
Sungmin grabbed hold on kyuhyun’s arms in defensive mode and the Chinese man understood.
“your territory.. I understand..”
•₀•H
“Ni hao!”
“oh.. ni hao..”
“are.. you henli?”
Ryeowook tried his best to communicate in broken engrish but failed epic. Henry’s brows furrowed as Ryeowook stumbled with his words.
“Ryeowook.. name.. me.. Ryeowook.”
“Oh.. you are Ryeowook.. ok I’m Henry”
Well as far as everyone is concern that’s how far they got in terms of conversation. Pretty bad.. Henry was now talking to his gege, which were hangeng and Zhou mi, such that Ryeowook was left alone and miserable. Leeteuk asked whose room was available for the two to use for the meantime. Donghae was quick to react as he volunteered his own bed..
“where the hell are you going to sleep?”
Eunhyuk asked and Donghae merrily jumped up and down as he blurted
“with you of course”
Eunhyuk had his gummy smile on and a weird sort of light in his eyes, Donghae grinned widely.
“so I guess one of you can take Donghae’s space and …”
Before leeteuk can even decide what will happen next Yesung interjected.
“I’ll sleep with Siwon..”
“what hyung?”
Siwon was a little surprised at the development.
“Hey you! What do you think you’re doing, Siwon’s mine!”
Kibum was now defensive over his man
“Says who?!” Yesung’s eyes narrowed as he face the actor head on.
“stop it you two.. how can you fight in front of Henry and Zhou mi!” Leeteuk was now furious at the two.
“well, it’s ok with me.. but you have to ask Heechul first!’
Siwon was really nervous about this one, heechul is a princess and he is a brat.. he never liked sharing, well at least his men.. but what a surprise..
“oh it’s ok.. Hannie’s with me anyway..”
Leeteuk’s moth drop at the change of heart, he blurted:
“who are you and what have you done to Heechul!”
“I decided to be a little nice this time around..”
“you are not Heechul!”
“I knew it Alien!”
Donghae was all bouncy and merry with the idea of heechul being an alien.
“oh Henry.. what room will you take?”
Zhou mi asked the Canadian in Chinese. Henry looked at all his hyungs and back to Zhou mi then answered in Mandarin.
“I’ll stay here.. more of my age range..”
“Ok..”
Zhou mi took his things and went up with the rest of the 12th floor dwellers, leaving Kyuhyun a little gloomy.
“you like him do you?”
Sungmin pouted as they enter their shared room.
“what’s wrong with that?”
“you don’t like me anymore”
“says who?”
Sungmin pouted and now Kyuhyun was a little guilty. HE hugged the bunny princess and kissed the top of his head.
“I’ll always love you..”
Just then a knock was heard and Ryeowook entered looking like it’s the end of the world.
“Kyuhyun help me!”
“what?”
“Henry’s sleeping in my room and I can’t even hold a proper conversation!”
“relax.. it’ll be ok..”
“tell me you have like an English dictionary or something..”
“not really.. but I do have .. wait I’ll print it..”
Kyuhyun opened his laptop and printed something. HE handed it to Ryeowook.
“here … these should help you.. simple English words..”
“ok.. thanks.. and good night!”
Ryeowook happily left and closed the door behind him; he did not see J=kyuhyun stopping Sungmin from chasing him and tearing the paper into pieces.
“Kyuhyun what was that?”
“I helped him..”
“those are some stupid lines…”
“well at least he’ll get himself laid!”
“you! I hate you!”
Sungmin stomped off to bed without even a good night to the roommate. Kyuhyun was about to head to bed when he heard a knock on the door. He opened it to find Zhou mi, wide eyed and smiling.
“oh.. anything wrong?”
“not really.. I just want to check up on Henry.. he doesn’t understand Hangul much..”
“oh yeah.. come in.. do you want something.. I mean coffee.. milk.. there are lots of strawberry milk in the fridge..”
“coffee would be nice..”
The two settled themselves in the dining room when they heard some wails, grunts and screams from Hyukjae’s room.
“oh.. I’m sorry ‘bout that..”
Kyuhyun was embarrassed about what the famous Eunhae pair was doing.
“wow.. they are having such a great time in there..”
“oh.. well..”
“you don’t have to hide it.. I know that those kind of relationship exists in this group.. I’m fine with it”
Kyuhyun breathed a sigh of relief and smiled.
•₀•H
Ryeowook sat in his bed and read the phrases and sentences in the paper that Kyuhyun gave him. He didn’t understand a thing.. Henry was a little quiet and was preparing to go to bed when Ryeowook stopped him
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
Ryewook nervously said as he bit his lower lip in anxiety.
“what?”
Henry was a little surprised with the choice of words and chuckled a little. Ryeowook panicked a little as he search for another phrase to hopefully save his life.
“I think I need to call heaven ‘coz they just lost one of their angels..”
Henry’s brow furrowed as he stare at the eternal maknae.
“I mean.. you must be tired..” Ryeowook started
“well…” Henry abruptly cut him off.
“because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
Henry burst into laughter and Ryeowook was already tearful.
•₀•H
Kyuhyun and Zhou mi heard Henry laugh as They sipped the black coffee.
“I guess Henry’s fine..”
“he should be..” Kyuhyun had a grin on his face.
“oh so you say you love me then go flirt when my back is turned.”
Sungmin was very furious at the two.
“oh you got it all wrong.. I was just checking up on Henry..”
Zhou mi defended himself from the bunny princess.
“who do you think you’re kidding?”
Sungmin was stern but Zhou mi was determined to maintain his position.
“look, I know you two have a thing and I don’t want to be a third wheel.. I would never want to be the one to break up your pairing or any pairing for that matter, I have my ego too.. Kuai xian’s yours.. I do not intend to steal him from you..”
“you sure? Coz’ you know Kyu is really a charmer.. and he’s really good in bed..”
Sungmin’s face changed from stern to a very playful kid.
“I don’t understand.. why are you saying this to me?”
“oh.. well.. since You’ll be going to China soon, I guess I can only entrust kyu to you.. besides.. I think you have a great heart..”
“you’re not mad at me?”
“if Heechul can share, can’t I do the same?”
“are you dead serious Sungmin?”
“hmm.. Call me Minnie, and I’ll call you Mimi..”
Zhou mi was a little confused when Kuai xian made everything clear; He kissed the unsuspecting Zhou mi. Sungmin then dragged the two to their bedroom and locked the door shut: Zhou mi was a little anxious and scared..
•₀•H
Ryeowook was already shedding tears so he lied on his bed and silently sobbed on his pillow. What the hell was that? What did Kyuhyun hand him anyway? Is it that funny..
Henry heard sniffles and was feeling a little guilty for laughing at the roommate.
“I’m sorry”
Henry muttered as he sat at the floor near the spot where Ryeowook’s head lie. Ryeowook turned to face the roommate, weakly smiled and said
“Nice shirt.. can I talk you out of it?”
Henry smiled to himself as Ryeowook blushed, painting his prominent cheekbones; Henry find this adorable.
“Do you have any idea what you are saying?”
Henry asked his hyung who only scrunched his nose for he didn’t understand any of what Henry just said.
“I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?”
Ryeowook said as his answer, Henry gave a chuckle and quickly kissed the former.
“What was that..”
Ryeowook blurted, clearly surprised with the sudden kiss.
“hmm.. you asked if I wanted to taste the rainbow..”
“wait.. you knew Hangul?!”
“I studied before coming here..”
“what the fucking hell! How can you make me suffer with these stupid English lines when you can speak Hangul!”
“wow you can swear, I like that.. btw you never asked if I could speak and understand one ”
“Henry.. tell me one thing.. those English lines.. what were they?”
Henry laughed hard as he stare at the clueless hyung.
“those are pick-up lines.. you know.. the ones used to get girls and stuff..”
“what?!?! I just used them on you!!”
Ryeowook faced palmed himself as he curse and swear in Hangul..
“I’ll get that Kyuhyun!”
Henry stood up and sat on Ryeowook’s bed while the latter sat and leaned back at the wall.
“I can’t believe Kyuhyun talked me into doing that..It’s embarrassing..”
Henry sat beside the hyung and leaned back on the wall as well.
“You know Ryeowook-hyung, you might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone anyway”
Ryeowook’s eyes went wide as Henry’s hand grabbed Ryeowook by his shoulders and made him lie on the bed, Henry was going to top.
“uhm.. Henry.. before anything else Do you like bananas or blueberries?”
Henry’s eyes narrowed as he replied with “why?”
“so that I’ll know what pancakes to make tomorrow”
Henry smiled and kissed the hyung who responded back.
“you.. “ Henry replied
“Henry, I’m dead Serious! It’s not a pick-up line!” Ryeowook was clearly irritated
“and I’m dead serious too..” Henry said as he kissed Ryeowook again and again..
A/N: I don’t know why it became so smutty.. I’m sorry!
Smut is negotiable if anyone wants it..