McSweeneys put up my New Food Review -- it's one down, and very silly. polythene_pam pointed out to me this morning that they got it up. Oh man ( Read more... )

There is a bus stop in front of me and my steps speed up. There are always hands and faces flying towards mine when I walk past this spot, there was a day I dreamed I could jump so far it'd be like just flying over it. This time, though, the enormous parka on the bench is oblivious to me. He has spotted someone across the street, walking into Wendy ( Read more... )