Jackie's "how too" for the first time home owner.
The age of your neighbor is proportional to the degree of annoyance.
Example: The little boy with the cute dog is very sweet, I like talking to him.
The elderly ladies on either side of me are cranky and have poor driving skills.
The dent in my car is evidence of that.
Figure out how to turn off the electricity to the ceiling fan FIRST before trying to repair it.
While you're at it, lable the circut breakers so to make life much easier.
When living alone, you KNOW who took the last beer, and left just the heel of the bread.
Wheeeee! Grocery shopping!
Change of address does not mean you have to go out and buy a new outfit.
Credit card company is not sympathetic about late payments because you forgot to tell them you moved. Opps!
Overall, home owning is awesome. Everyone should try it.