preachers
there was a preacher in uni today...like a proper "lakes of fire and brimstone" dude!! he was preaching to a bank machine queue (fucked up spelling, they just chucked in 4 extra letters for the hell of it!!) straight from the old book!!
he knew that every fresher there, withdraing their first loan installment, was about to spend it on a weekend of debauchery and sin. Too right!!
he must have been sitting at home reading the paper in his armchair when he felt the twitch of ungodly intention, "must... stop...this... sin!!" then he got dressed in some tweed ....messed up his hair and followed his sin-dar (bleep... bleep... bleep) all the way to the high street to be all self righteous at some unperturbed (well i was perturbed...but im nervy most of the time) students!!
it has just encouraged me to do ungodly things all the time. its not as hard as youd think..even if your being good just thinking bad things should be enough...if god is omnipresent then hes in my brain too and knows the bad thoughts. it doesnt take much either, god seems like a bit of a touchy character and the fact that i worship the false god Link (Zelda) should be enough to have me banned from his fields of fluffyness.
hmm, have to figure out how to bounce godlessly in the trampolining class
he knew that every fresher there, withdraing their first loan installment, was about to spend it on a weekend of debauchery and sin. Too right!!
he must have been sitting at home reading the paper in his armchair when he felt the twitch of ungodly intention, "must... stop...this... sin!!" then he got dressed in some tweed ....messed up his hair and followed his sin-dar (bleep... bleep... bleep) all the way to the high street to be all self righteous at some unperturbed (well i was perturbed...but im nervy most of the time) students!!
it has just encouraged me to do ungodly things all the time. its not as hard as youd think..even if your being good just thinking bad things should be enough...if god is omnipresent then hes in my brain too and knows the bad thoughts. it doesnt take much either, god seems like a bit of a touchy character and the fact that i worship the false god Link (Zelda) should be enough to have me banned from his fields of fluffyness.
hmm, have to figure out how to bounce godlessly in the trampolining class