Up his own Butt
Does the spectacularly inept Ijaz Butt, chief clown of the Pakistan Cricket Board, ever think about the implications of the strange series of words that come out of his mouth and pass for speech. In his latest outburst he appears to be claiming that the only way England can have lost to the team he is responsible for is because they were bribed (no evidence of this of course). Nothing like a vote of confidence from the management!