valentines <3
was definitely one of the best i have ever had. A few things happened this night
1. I got the nickname 'Fuckface'
2. I drank way too much.
3. There was a full car of guys outside the party i went to all listening to Eminem
4. There were alot of penises at the party, italian, sliced, pork, think of sausage and it was there.
5. I ate half a cup cake.
6. I met a guy who was in a funny face competition, and his friend who was a narcoleptic ( he was actually sleeping at the time, and after he left the party he feed 50 people, and coached a soccer game )
Alot of guys were fucking with ( meaning hiting on or whatever ) the girl i hoped to be my valentine, but as luck would have it she saw how FUCKING COOL I AM OMFFGGGGG~! and she went digging with me, and we digged, and dugged, and i digged it.
So completely off subject, i was working at the salvation army and we were giving food out to the poor. The ladie coordinating the whole thing said we could take some if we wanted, and this one big ladie was like " FREEEEEEE, i have never gotten anything for FREEEEE " and she took from poor people =k.
Oh, and i woke up after 2 hours of sleep and stayed up all the way till now, so WHO IS HARD BITCHES??
1. I got the nickname 'Fuckface'
2. I drank way too much.
3. There was a full car of guys outside the party i went to all listening to Eminem
4. There were alot of penises at the party, italian, sliced, pork, think of sausage and it was there.
5. I ate half a cup cake.
6. I met a guy who was in a funny face competition, and his friend who was a narcoleptic ( he was actually sleeping at the time, and after he left the party he feed 50 people, and coached a soccer game )
Alot of guys were fucking with ( meaning hiting on or whatever ) the girl i hoped to be my valentine, but as luck would have it she saw how FUCKING COOL I AM OMFFGGGGG~! and she went digging with me, and we digged, and dugged, and i digged it.
So completely off subject, i was working at the salvation army and we were giving food out to the poor. The ladie coordinating the whole thing said we could take some if we wanted, and this one big ladie was like " FREEEEEEE, i have never gotten anything for FREEEEE " and she took from poor people =k.
Oh, and i woke up after 2 hours of sleep and stayed up all the way till now, so WHO IS HARD BITCHES??