College: It's finally decided!
Yes. Wow. I've finally decided on a college. Wanna guess what it is?: UConn. I'm going to go to UConn to become the US Diplomat to Canada-- then I'll blow it up.
You know what, I don't even care that I haven't gotten an acceptance or deferred letter from McGill. I don't care if I don't hear from them at all. I don't even care if they want me and would offer me a full tuition scholarship. I don't want to go to Montréal. I'm going to stay in Connecticut. Why?: Massachusetts is a motherbleeper.
I hate Massachusetts. Their truckers smash the **** out of your tiny 2005 Gold Honda Accord. Stupid Massers who don't know how to drive.
This entry is made in anger. I already sent in my holding fee for UConn so if I regret doing this and get accepted into McGill, I'll be screwed over doubletime because Massachusetts is a douchebag.