Oh man. I really feel for Yazoo. XD His poor, precious logic!
And I love how wise Loz is, in his peculiar way. And oh, the cute and the angst and there were so many lines I loved, I should have noted them down. ~___~
*nods* poor, poor, poooooor Yazoo. Kadaj is the one who's objectively in the most messy situation, but Yazoo's the one I feel sorriest for, on account of how they keep asking their Wisdom to explain everything, and he hasn't got a clue to start with and just keeps groping his way blind in the dark.
...Plus he's also going to have to live with Kadaj's concept of cooking until Kadaj gets bored. Kadaj's concept of cooking goes "that looks colorful, throw it in." Of course, Loz's concept of cooking goes "hit it on the head until it stops moving, pull off some bits, and wave them over a fire until they mostly stop dripping." Yazoo's the only one who sees the purpse in cookbooks... did I mention poor Yazoo? XDDD
...Oh, god. Kadaj and Loz trying to cook really is going to be an unmitigated disaster in the end, isn't it? Kadaj would care at first, then be like, "If you always end up cooking, why should I do it?" Then he'd start getting demanding about what he wants to eat.
I can just see Yazoo waving a bunch of vegetables in the air and screaming that Kadaj has got to eat them because just meat and bread won't provide proper nutrients.
...Kadaj having cravings is going to be a nightmare.
heh heh heh. >:D I don't think it's going to be a problem getting him to eat things other than meat and bread; it's more likely to be a problem getting him to settle for what's actually available. ("But Mother needs nutrients to develop properly! I don't care if we've just had the apocalypse and convenience store freezers are a thing of the past, I don't care that it's January, Mother needs strawberries and blueberries, and milk for Her bones. And fish and broccoli. And almonds. And oranges; there's something important in oranges too. Pre-apocalyptic dried ramen five times a week is not an acceptable substitute. No, Loz, your orange taffy candy does not count for nutrition...")
And Yazoo is suddenly going to wish that he hadn't suggested Kadaj read the encyclopedia entries on "fetal development."
Although, once Kadaj gets far enough along, they might actually be able to send him into human settlements to buy things...because while people might not blink at the idea that the dead Sephiroth-clone is not so dead, they kind of won't be expecting a no-longer-dead male Sephiroth-clone that is pregnant, and would just assume that, well, he's not a he but a she and therefore not a no-longer-dead Sephiroth-clone. All he'd need are a pair of sunglasses. >XD
Oh that's right -- I haven't rambled at you about the shopping yet, have I?
Because, obviously, leather is not the most stretchable fabric in existence. While Kadaj is getting over having his hysterics about "fabric is NOT suitable armor to protect Mother with" and has to deal with the reality that no his leathers really can't be adjusted that much, that quickly, and that often, Loz thinks it's a good idea to go find something that Kadaj would like
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...Oh, god, are you trying to kill me?! *dies* I can just see Cloud (or worse, TIFA) taking one look at Kadaj and going, "...oh dear gods. You can't even dress yourself, how are you going to take care of a baby."
I get the feeling that phone call made telling Cloud about this is going to be really, really interesting, in that "Chinese curse" kind of way. >XD
I had been wondering what Kadaj was going to be wearing, because yes, leather does not good maternity clothing make. *dies*
And I love how wise Loz is, in his peculiar way. And oh, the cute and the angst and there were so many lines I loved, I should have noted them down. ~___~
the end is socute ;__;
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...Plus he's also going to have to live with Kadaj's concept of cooking until Kadaj gets bored. Kadaj's concept of cooking goes "that looks colorful, throw it in." Of course, Loz's concept of cooking goes "hit it on the head until it stops moving, pull off some bits, and wave them over a fire until they mostly stop dripping." Yazoo's the only one who sees the purpse in cookbooks... did I mention poor Yazoo? XDDD
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I can just see Yazoo waving a bunch of vegetables in the air and screaming that Kadaj has got to eat them because just meat and bread won't provide proper nutrients.
...Kadaj having cravings is going to be a nightmare.
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Although, once Kadaj gets far enough along, they might actually be able to send him into human settlements to buy things...because while people might not blink at the idea that the dead Sephiroth-clone is not so dead, they kind of won't be expecting a no-longer-dead male Sephiroth-clone that is pregnant, and would just assume that, well, he's not a he but a she and therefore not a no-longer-dead Sephiroth-clone. All he'd need are a pair of sunglasses. >XD
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Because, obviously, leather is not the most stretchable fabric in existence. While Kadaj is getting over having his hysterics about "fabric is NOT suitable armor to protect Mother with" and has to deal with the reality that no his leathers really can't be adjusted that much, that quickly, and that often, Loz thinks it's a good idea to go find something that Kadaj would like ( ... )
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I get the feeling that phone call made telling Cloud about this is going to be really, really interesting, in that "Chinese curse" kind of way. >XD
I had been wondering what Kadaj was going to be wearing, because yes, leather does not good maternity clothing make. *dies*
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