Oh that's right -- I haven't rambled at you about the shopping yet, have I?
Because, obviously, leather is not the most stretchable fabric in existence. While Kadaj is getting over having his hysterics about "fabric is NOT suitable armor to protect Mother with" and has to deal with the reality that no his leathers really can't be adjusted that much, that quickly, and that often, Loz thinks it's a good idea to go find something that Kadaj would like.
What does Kadaj like, though?
Well... black, and clingy, and lots of straps. But Loz thinks colors are nice too. And oooh look there's a girl standing really still in the window with black on everywhere, except there's this nice bright green stuff around the edges, and it looks stretchy... and that butterfly hair thing might keep his hair out of his eyes, which has got to be annoying; maybe Kadaj's disposition would improve if his hair wasn't always hanging in his face and irritating him... oh, or there's this other one with lots of black lace. Lace is for women, right? And women are mothers. So Kadaj would look more like Mother's mother if he wore that too...
...so yeah, for a while there Kadaj wanders around dressed like a pregnant goth/loli/harajuku J-rock fangirl. XDD
...Oh, god, are you trying to kill me?! *dies* I can just see Cloud (or worse, TIFA) taking one look at Kadaj and going, "...oh dear gods. You can't even dress yourself, how are you going to take care of a baby."
I get the feeling that phone call made telling Cloud about this is going to be really, really interesting, in that "Chinese curse" kind of way. >XD
I had been wondering what Kadaj was going to be wearing, because yes, leather does not good maternity clothing make. *dies*
Because, obviously, leather is not the most stretchable fabric in existence. While Kadaj is getting over having his hysterics about "fabric is NOT suitable armor to protect Mother with" and has to deal with the reality that no his leathers really can't be adjusted that much, that quickly, and that often, Loz thinks it's a good idea to go find something that Kadaj would like.
What does Kadaj like, though?
Well... black, and clingy, and lots of straps. But Loz thinks colors are nice too. And oooh look there's a girl standing really still in the window with black on everywhere, except there's this nice bright green stuff around the edges, and it looks stretchy... and that butterfly hair thing might keep his hair out of his eyes, which has got to be annoying; maybe Kadaj's disposition would improve if his hair wasn't always hanging in his face and irritating him... oh, or there's this other one with lots of black lace. Lace is for women, right? And women are mothers. So Kadaj would look more like Mother's mother if he wore that too...
...so yeah, for a while there Kadaj wanders around dressed like a pregnant goth/loli/harajuku J-rock fangirl. XDD
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I get the feeling that phone call made telling Cloud about this is going to be really, really interesting, in that "Chinese curse" kind of way. >XD
I had been wondering what Kadaj was going to be wearing, because yes, leather does not good maternity clothing make. *dies*
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