You don't have to buy a frame!

[chibirhm]

Good News!: There was a guy who looked like a slightly smaller-lipped Tom Hardy on the T on my way home from class.
Bad News!: He was a total jackass super-blonde prepster who littered and was using the bars you hold on to during rush hour as monkey bars. Why did you have to be a tool, Not-Tom-Hardy? You had all that potential, and you wasted it.

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[wordsdiminish]

I really should do a meme like this, but I am HORRIBLE about following through on them. HORRIBLE. But I think I'll do it anyway!

And... I just don't know what to say about the meme. I had a surprisingly nice experience over there the other day and I was all <3 for awhile, but it's like one day on and one day off as to whether or not I want to punch somebody through the internet or not.

Have my pugface icon.

(You are so the cutest thing ever, btw. I really need to lose weight so that I can fit into boots that look like that -- my calves are too big, apparently!)

[chibirhm]

DO IT! I'll nag you and everything.

The meme... the meme is mostly fucking ridiculous, and then they pull shit like this out and it's FULL MAST FUCKING RIDICULOUS. Like, when did my vagina become a thing worth discussing in fandom? Does it matter? I just... I am so bewildered/bemused/other words that stat with "be".

[wordsdiminish]

It really is ridiculous. I know I've said it before, but I always have been open with whether or not I read it, even knowing that it might make everyone think that I'm wanking on people anonymously. ::shrug:: I guess I just have to hope that people trust me enough! But on nights like this I do feel like crawling into a corner and taking any mention away of the fact that I go there

[chibirhm]

Aw, I wasn't offended as much as I was vaguely appalled and thinking about how badly the sexual education system has failed. I think, honestly, people took the most offense to the fact that I've written fic about Bradley and Colin and here I was talking to Bradley asking questions about Colin, but it's not like I knew at the time I was writing fic that I was ever going to talk to them, and it's not like I was going to say no when my boss asked me if I wanted to and said he didn't care about fic. KIND OF TOO AWESOME AN OPPORTUNITY TO PASS UP.

Plus I spent a relentless five months dealing with the flakiness of the Merlin production team and Bradley and Colin's British agent's apparent inability to check her e-mail. I earned that interview through hard work and about ten almost-opportunities where I learned the interview was being re-scheduled TEN HOURS before it actually happened, while I was on vacation and had made ridiculous arrangements to make it possible to interrupt my vacation to do the interview, dammit.

[alexi_lupin]

I haven't been to the man meme in quite a while actually, but I do visit occasionally and...yes. It is CRAZY over there.

[chibirhm]

I'm honestly just amusing myself thinking about the types of people who get angry about my lady bits. Like I imagine them pounding their fists on their laptops and going "HOW DARE SHE NOT HAVE HAD SEX!!!!"

IDK, it amuses me.

[alexi_lupin]

You're just waiting for the right Bradley. I mean, man. MAN, yes. <.< :P

[chibirhm]

HAHAHAHAHAH. No thank you. If I had to choose to have sex with either Bradley or Colin, it'd be Colin, since I'm more attracted to him. I think the most physical I could ever get with Bradley is some srs cuddling and maybe chaste kissing, but after that I'd be like "but... you're Bradley James and totally ridiculous". And Colin, even if he was hypothetically begging for it (let's imagine a universe where this is possible), would make me feel guilty for touching him. Like, I'd feel like OH NO, HE IS JUST A KITTEN. I COULDN'T POSSIBLY. I think it's better for all parties involved if I never have sex with either Bradley or Colin. Or if they had sex with each other. They're both gorgeous, lovely boys, but I can't feel any romantic attraction to them. I'm too busy cooing and wanting to bake them cookies and tell me about how they're going to adopt babies together one day.

If, however, either one of them had a similarly hot, straight, single cousin or something...

[lamardeuse]

I AM HAPPY NOW. THANK YOU! \o/

[chibirhm]

YOU'RE WELCOME. NOW SHUSH. OR WRITE ME FIC.

[cherrybina]

Oh, bb. OH YOUR SHOES. Last time I counted my shoes, I excluded sneakers, flip flops, rain boots and snow boots because they are not really shoes. THEY ARE NECESSARY EVILS FOR YOUR FEET.

BUT ALL THAT MATTERS IS YOU ARE HAPPY. AND IF YOU'RE HAPPY THEN I AM HAPPY :D

[puckling]

Last time I counted my shoes, I excluded sneakers, flip flops, rain boots and snow boots because they are not really shoes. THEY ARE NECESSARY EVILS FOR YOUR FEET.

BINA IT MUST BE VERY ODD TO BE YOU. I LOVE YOU ANYWAY, BUT I'M JUST SAYIN'.

[chibirhm]

I think the oddness is what makes her our special snowflake.

[chibirhm]

I FEEL BAD. IF TWO THINGS MAKE YOU HAPPY, THEY ARE SHOEPORN AND BOYPORN, AND I AM NOT ADEPT AT SUPPLYING EITHER. BUT LOOK AT MY CUTE DRESS. SO ADORABLE, RIGHT?!

[chibirhm]

I am tiny, but I actually have huge feet for someone my size - 7's, if you can believe it. (Though depending on the brand I can go up or down a size.) There's some good sale stuff to be found, but mostly my problem is width. I'm not wide enough for getting extra-wide shoes, but I am wider than your average bear, which makes shoe shopping hard. D:

I'm really not upset at all! I mentioned it in an earlier post when I was discussing porn but never clarified, and I have no problems with clarifying. My romantic life has been... fraught, to say the least, and I'm a very non-sexual person in the first place, so it's not exactly a hardship or surprise to say that I'm a virgin. I doubt it's really weird at my age so much as it's thought of as weird. In both my and my sister's group of friends, it's certainly normal, and that's how I was raised. I was also raised to be painfully honest, so again, no issues admitting it. I'm more surprised other people care.