Title: Dr. TakaYama
Author: Jen
Pairings: DaiRyu & TakaYama
Genre: Romance/Fluff & Slight Crack? xD
Rating: PG-13 for innuendos? (Mostly for the last one though)
Summary: *points to title*
Notes: 167. 5 Times Daiki went to Takaki and Yamada for advice on Ryutaro for the
TakaYama-thonLOL Such a weird title, I know. xP And haven't written fic for so long~! Sorry to keep you guys waiting! Been over a month!
TakaYama Advice 1: If he avoids you, that means he likes you.
Whenever Daiki approached Ryutaro, the younger one would avoid him. Daiki didn't think he did anything wrong either. So he decided to ask his best friend, Yamada. Of course, when he found Yamada, Takaki was always there... touching him in some way. Whatever, Ryutaro was more important so he didn't care if they were doing anything inappropriate.
"Avoiding you? Well... it's obvious why," Yamada said, after listening to Daiki's situation.
Daiki stared in amazement. "Really?"
"Yeah. It's so obvious that he likes you," answered Takaki, pulling Yamada down on his lap.
"Wha?!" Daiki couldn't believe what he was hearing. Ryutaro... likes him? Since when?
Yamada snuggled up against Takaki's chest. "Just go and tell him that you like him and it'll be all good."
"Wait, I don't l-like him," Daiki stuttered, knowing that in the back of his head, he was lying. He had this immense crush on the younger yet taller boy.
"Sure, like how I don't like Yamada." Yamada smiled at Takaki while the latter began nuzzling his neck. "Now get out."
"..." Daiki didn't need to be told twice before he saw something disturbing enfolding in front of his eyes.
When he closed the door, he saw Ryutaro. As soon as they made eye contact, Ryutaro turned away. "Wait!" Daiki exclaimed, as he managed to catch up and get a hold of Ryutaro's wrist. "I like y-you, Ryutaro," he confessed without much thought.
"You d-do?" Ryutaro looked surprised and his lips curved up in a shy smile.
"Yeah..." Daiki thought that Ryutaro was cute when he was embarrassed.
But the smile got suppressed as Ryutaro muttered, "I guess I don't mind dating a shorty like you."
TakaYama Advice 2: He just wants you to ask him out on a date.
"Why is he always in a bad mood whenever I'm around him?" Daiki asked.
Yamada frowned, thinking and running his fingers through Takaki's hair. The older boy laid his head on his lap, wanting to be spoiled.
With closed eyes, Takaki questioned back, "Have you asked him out on a date yet?"
"Not really..." Daiki replied, scratching his head. "He wants me to ask him out?"
"Yup!" Yamada exclaimed, poking Takaki's cheek affectionately.
Daiki sighed and left to find Ryutaro. He found the younger boy playing his DS. "Err... Ryutaro?"
"What do you want?" Ryutaro didn't even glance up.
Daiki took a deep breath. "Want to watch a movie with me tomorrow?" He could see Ryutaro's eyes lighting up with excitement and trying to keep his facial expression the same.
"You're lucky that I'm free tomorrow."
TakaYama Advice 3: It isn't so hard to make a move on him.
"So... how far are you with Ryutaro?" Yamada asked curiously, while doing his homework. Takaki was beside him, his arm around the younger one's waist.
"I don't get what you mean."
"First base? Second base?" Takaki added, assuming that maybe Daiki would understand from that.
Daiki blinked. "Should I ask Ryutaro about this? Because he knows a lot more about baseball than me."
Takaki face-palmed himself while Yamada shook his head. "Have you at least kissed him?" Yamada inquired.
Daiki grew beet red. "We haven't even held hands yet. Am I supposed to? Is that why he's mad at me whenever we go on dates?"
"You're so dense for a 19 year old," Takaki murmured while Yamada nodded in agreement.
Daiki wanted to ask another question but he heard a soft moan coming from Yamada. He looked up to see Takaki with a smirk on his face with a flushed Yamada and decided to leave instead.
Plus thankfully, he had a date with Ryutaro. They were both walking side to side going home after going to the amusement park.
Mustering up all his courage, he reached for Ryutaro's hand. Ryutaro looked at him before holding his hand tighter. Daiki interlocked their fingers together and smiled, glad that he took TakaYama's advice.
TakaYama Advice 4: Shut him up with a kiss.
"He's starting to get on my nerves. Ryutaro is always insulting me!" Daiki ranted to his consultants, who were occupied with something else. Unfortunately, they were disturbed with Daiki fuming in.
"If you want him to stop, just kiss him." Takaki looked irritated with the fact that he couldn't continue making out with Yamada. And wanted to kick Daiki out already. But Daiki didn't seem to notice.
"K-kiss?" Daiki pursed his lips, absorbing the information.
"Okay, now-"
"Get out. I know," Daiki finished the sentence for Takaki. "Sorry for ruining your moment."
Takaki turned to Yamada and lifted the younger boy's chin up. "Now where were we?"
Daiki left to go find the little brat. Of course, Ryutaro was on the couch, flipping through the channels on the TV.
"What do you want, squishy fat pengui-" Daiki crashed their lips together to effectively shut him up. Instantly, Ryutaro's insults stopped.
TakaYama Advice 5: Do what TakaYama does best.
"Can you two at least put clothes on?" Daiki requested, his hands over his eyes.
"Be glad we were done," Takaki told him in a disturbing heavy voice.
After a few minutes of rustling of clothing, Yamada let Daiki know that it was alright to look. "So what can we help you with?"
"I always feel that he's in control when I'm the older one," Daiki complained. "Why is that?"
"Because he's always one step ahead of you," Takaki answered for him, buttoning up his shirt.
Daiki tilted his head. "Ehhh?"
"Well... Ryutaro has asked us for advice on how to get you to do stuff he wanted you to do to him," Takaki explained, fixing his hair in front of the mirror.
Daiki became shocked. "So... all this time..."
"You think we actually know what he wants from you?" Yamada pointed out.
"True... can't you guys help me turn that around?"
"Well... the only way to do that is..." Takaki suddenly pinned Yamada down on the ground.
"What are you doing?!" Yamada exclaimed with wide eyes. "Not when Dai-chan is here!" But all protests failed when Takaki began kissing him passionately and unbuttoning his shirt.
And somehow Daiki managed to understand what Takaki was trying to tell him without actually being told directly what it was.
The next thing Daiki knew, he was dragging a confused Ryutaro to a closet.
"DAI-CHAN! Where are you taking me?!" Ryutaro struggled to get free but was shoved in a closet. "That hurts! Why are we in a closet?! What do you think you're doing?!"
Daiki locked the door behind him and yanked Ryutaro's collar so that their faces were millimeters apart. He pressed their bodies closer and murmured hotly, "Don't worry. I'll try to be gentle but I have no guarantees."