http://xkcd.com/c236.html

Kylan this makes me think of you...

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

You can work out the concept from the URL.
It's like bash.org but..not.

Girl on cell: You don't play with my tits enough! You just go right to it, and avoid the girls! I need some titty action!
Suit on cell, listening: I gotta go, I have to try to pick this girl up. I've never had a better come-on line in my life ( Read more... )