I had a terrible dream about snorting grubs. I feel gross.

Now I've had a dream in which I then analyzed the dream I was having. My life's surreal in the most boring way.

I am better at beer pong than I expected. I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Jess, read this because you're in it!

Okay, I almost, almost resisted because I know it's dumb, but I honestly have nothing else to discuss, and I really want to say something (and not wash the dishes right now). Since I've been sleeping so many hours a day, I dream a lot. I can't contain all the dreamy insanity.

The other night (by which I mean 11 ( Read more... )