Turn Left at Whispering Canyon Elm Tree Court
So, I could complain about work on here. I could bitch about life on here. I could just update you in the boring life of Elizabeth. But I'm not going to do that. Instead I want to talk about street names.
Who names the streets? I want to be a street namer. That is what I want to do. I was on a walk with Chris and Harry last week, or was it the week before....not that it matters anyway! Back to our walk, we were walking and one of the streets is Marsfield. What the hell is a Marsfield? And Tolworth? Who is that? What is that? And Florida street names suck. Cedar Creek Lane. Tilden Grove Way. Hidden Spring Creek Road. What the hell!
If I were in charge of naming streets I would pick cool things. I would pick things that are easy to spell and short. Apple Street. Watermelon Parkway. Everyone knows how to spell Watermelon, why not make a street called that. And no more tree names. There are enough of those. Nothing gay either like Weeping WIllow Road or Maple Crest Lane. How frickin fairy tale is that?! Easy Names. How about Red Road or Blue Avenue. It's easy. It's simple and much more fun than Whispering Mist Lane.
So next time you are out driving around, think about what you would re-name streets. It's a hell of a lot better than thinking about how crappy life is sometimes.
Who names the streets? I want to be a street namer. That is what I want to do. I was on a walk with Chris and Harry last week, or was it the week before....not that it matters anyway! Back to our walk, we were walking and one of the streets is Marsfield. What the hell is a Marsfield? And Tolworth? Who is that? What is that? And Florida street names suck. Cedar Creek Lane. Tilden Grove Way. Hidden Spring Creek Road. What the hell!
If I were in charge of naming streets I would pick cool things. I would pick things that are easy to spell and short. Apple Street. Watermelon Parkway. Everyone knows how to spell Watermelon, why not make a street called that. And no more tree names. There are enough of those. Nothing gay either like Weeping WIllow Road or Maple Crest Lane. How frickin fairy tale is that?! Easy Names. How about Red Road or Blue Avenue. It's easy. It's simple and much more fun than Whispering Mist Lane.
So next time you are out driving around, think about what you would re-name streets. It's a hell of a lot better than thinking about how crappy life is sometimes.