Me: Can you tell tito I wanna borrow "The Fountainhead" ?
Mom: YOU'RE READING AYN RAND?!?!?! :O
Me: Yuh.
Mom: YOU'RE A GEEK! >:O
Me: I know.
Mom: I READ TABLOID MAGAZINES!
Me: Good for you.
Mom: I DON'T EVEN READ THE INSIDES, I READ THE COVERS OF TABLOID MAGAZINES! D:

=)) =)) =))

GOSH DARNIT, BENJI ISN'T GAY!
(and stop stalking me! ;-;)