The Ultimate in Plastic Spoonage

[chewywangawooki]

Today my quest for the ultimate plastic spoon has ended. After many long years the ultimate plastic spoon is mine. I discovered it in the murky depths of a sultana bran box in Woolies. This extremely rare Ninja Jedi artifact (there is only 1 in 3 specially marked packs) was hard to find. I used every scrap of Jedi Force and Ninja Perception (eeny meeny miny MO!) to locate the spoon (it was in MO! of course). With this Ninja Jedi Lightsabre Spoon i will be able to do things that were only dreamed of. I can stir magma that has been boiled in a kettle, eat yoghurt that has been frozen for eons and dragged across frozen wastelands by Yetis, battle rival Ninja Jedi's who lack the almighty Lightsabre Spoon and then eat their defeated hearts with one scoop. My Ninja comrades, this is a glorious day........ahhhh shit got a uni lecture on in 20 minutes......bugger it, this is way more important. The only problem is.......i only have 1. And it's only 1 colour. What about the days when i wear my red ninja outfit? A blue Ninja Jedi Lightsabre Spoon isn't going to match with that! Maybe it will glow red with the blood of my victims.......yeah that'll have to do otherwise i have to eat a huge box of sultana bran and shit bricks so i can justify buying more cereal.

This discovery has inspired me to create more Ninja Jedi objects. Mostly they will consist of translucent plastic, a battery, a high intensity LED and a wicked cool name with the prefix "Ninja Jedi". Oh man i love this spoon. It handles yoghurt with ease and the blue light makes it taste even better. Go Spoon!



Wonder how this will handle the mighty 1.5kg tin of Milo Death? Only time will tell.

Cubbies will flee before the wrath of the Ninja Jedi Lightsabre Spoon.

Moss