While waiting for my cookies to cool...
I, Melanie, being of sound mind, hereby bequeath my entire estate to Alf. I do this because I'm a wanker.
My only regret in this life was that I didn't bitch-slap Micheal Moore.
'What will your Last Will and Testament say?' at
QuizGalaxy.com
Ha ha ha...I hate Michael Moore! I so want to do that before I die!