Gromit!

[cheryl_bites]

So, it turns out Inter has a Uruguayan Diego. There are two of them, one ugly and one not (in fact, he is quite good-looking, in a sneaky sort of way that creeps up on you). We have Forlan, who turns out to be - guess what? - the ugly one. Bah, humbug! (The good-looking one, like most of the rest of the world, has gone to Paris St Germain

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[dirtbunnies]

There are four of them and they are all pretty in their own way. *bitter, bitter*

[cheryl_bites]

OMG HOW CAN YOU BE BITTER NOW YOU HAVE ELIA?! I had to have a sit down when I saw him! You and your impossibly high standards. (Who are the other two Diegos?)

PS Look! Benaglio (for that is him on the left) likes Lichtsteiner's sprog. Who appears to be almost as grumpy as her father.

[dirtbunnies]

You find him a lot prettier than I do, it appears. My problem with him is this. I know he's supposed to be good, but I just want to smack his fucking face. He wanted Arsenal, but that fell through, so he settled for Juventus. DeadToMe already.

There are also Diego Perez, with Bologna, and Diego Godin, with Atletico Madrid.

You're relentless about whatshisface. *eyeroll*

[cheryl_bites]

*Contemplates how you will receive this* Er, he did say "Juve are still one of the best Italian teams around", and it's nice to have someone with a positive attitude? (Besides, look what happened to Arsenal once he didn't go there. This is a good sign!)

*Pats poor Benaglio* I still love you, Diego. Ignore Aunty Dirts and her relentless tsunami of negativity.