GOD DAMN IT WHY WAS THAT BICYCLE GOAL NOT VALID.
Very high bald count today: Guardiola, Iniesta, PCan, Inler...
Thank god Fabregas is as bad at shooting as we are at defending.
Oh, wait, no he's not.
Oh. We've got a colour-changing kit this year.
Dzem Alley? Is that near Diagon Alley?
*Impressed* Nice save, Aronica.
Whatever substance Barcelona makes their goals out of, I think I love it.
Cavani offside again.
Donadel + Puyol = HairTP.
Note for the new season: walls need work.
*Is rather impressed by Rosati's goalkeeping* He's obviously learnt from Morgan's attempts to rely on these losers.
Full time, 5-0. Aronica snogs Messi! How sweet.
PCan's looking very pleased about his teeny trophy, bless his heart.