Derby Drinking Game, Version 2.0

[cheryl_bites]

Hey, did I not do a drinking game last Milan Derby? *Checks* I did! I think I might reprise it. We have *checks again* an hour to kick-off; I shall spend the time thinking up rules

Comments

[calzamante]

I have a slightly different version to you, it goes a little like this:

Hour before match starts: drink
Hour leading up to the match: Keep drinking
Whistle blows for kick-off: Drink moar
Five minutes into match: So arseholed nothing matters any more and everything is lovely.
Sunday morning: Cry.

Edited because I don't even know what day it is. Which may or may not be related to the drinking.

[cheryl_bites]

*Ponders* Well, there is a lot of that, yes. My simplified version is "go for a wee a lot". (Let's at least hope we get entertained, whoever loses.)

[angualupin]

I just saw Paolo Maldini and his children in the stands. Surely that is worth a drink (or a biscuit).

[cheryl_bites]

Was just saying that about Pippo. Go ahead. *Chomps*

[angualupin]

Well, it's 2:45 in the afternoon here, so I can't really drink, but I'm certainly going to biscuit the game away.

[cheryl_bites]

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[cheryl_bites]

Pippo in teh stands!! I can't believe I forgot to make a rule for him. *Sulks*

[cheryl_bites]

Didn't make a rule for "Pato scores in the first minute". Still, I can't be blamed for not foreseeing it.

[angualupin]

Goal inside one minute? DRINK. (Well, biscuit, but the principle is the same.)