Derby Drinking Game, Version 2.0
Hey, did I not do a drinking game last Milan Derby? *Checks* I did! I think I might reprise it. We have *checks again* an hour to kick-off; I shall spend the time thinking up rules.
Van Bommel fouls someone: biscuit.
Van Bommel gets red card: drink.
Flares on pitch: drink.
Player goes down clutching knee: biscuit.
Knee is actually torn ACL: drink.
Thirteen players tear ACLs; match is abandoned: finish drink.
Zlatan and Lucio sit together in the stands: finish drink.
Rino beats up Leonardo: finish drink.
Sammy hugs the ref: drink.
Castellazzi plays: drink.
Castellazzi shoots Milanisti with a gigantic ray gun: finish drink.
Deki scores from outside the box: biscuit.
Matrix and Leonardo glomp again: drink.
Someone hits Berlusconi with a model of the Duomo: finish drink.
Cuchu does Arms of Joy/Pazzo points to his eyes: drink.
Cassano does something weird: biscuit.
Cassano gets sent off for doing something weird: drink.
Cassano takes all his clothes off: finish drink (to dull the pain, in most cases).
Javi cuddles Froglet, Matrix cuddles Sammy, IRC cuddles baby: biscuit.
IRC cuddles Yepes: drink.
See Cantona: drink.
Yuto scores and people do the bowing celebration: drink plus biscuit for each person bowing.
Wes yells at someone and his head turns red: drink.
Maicon stands around looking bored: drink.
*Reads* Hmmm, I need more sensible ones...
Van Bommel fouls someone: biscuit.
Van Bommel gets red card: drink.
Flares on pitch: drink.
Player goes down clutching knee: biscuit.
Knee is actually torn ACL: drink.
Thirteen players tear ACLs; match is abandoned: finish drink.
Zlatan and Lucio sit together in the stands: finish drink.
Rino beats up Leonardo: finish drink.
Sammy hugs the ref: drink.
Castellazzi plays: drink.
Castellazzi shoots Milanisti with a gigantic ray gun: finish drink.
Deki scores from outside the box: biscuit.
Matrix and Leonardo glomp again: drink.
Someone hits Berlusconi with a model of the Duomo: finish drink.
Cuchu does Arms of Joy/Pazzo points to his eyes: drink.
Cassano does something weird: biscuit.
Cassano gets sent off for doing something weird: drink.
Cassano takes all his clothes off: finish drink (to dull the pain, in most cases).
Javi cuddles Froglet, Matrix cuddles Sammy, IRC cuddles baby: biscuit.
IRC cuddles Yepes: drink.
See Cantona: drink.
Yuto scores and people do the bowing celebration: drink plus biscuit for each person bowing.
Wes yells at someone and his head turns red: drink.
Maicon stands around looking bored: drink.
*Reads* Hmmm, I need more sensible ones...