"I belong to Messi"?
All together now: "HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!"
Yes, I know what you're thinking now: you are thinking that this is not a mistranslation, and I should stop picking on Romanians for not watching enough Monty Python. Eh?
...It IS a mistranslation. What the guy (it was, with terrible inevitability, Gigi Becali) said was, "Nicu is not Messi."
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OMG IT'S THE SECOND COMING!!! *Worships Leo*