[FIC] Bed Time Stories- One Shot

[cherryrazor]

Title: Bed Time Stories
Chapters: One Shot
Authors: cherryrazor, la_whoa, sprinkledonut and zalphene
Pairings: AoixUruha, ReitaxRuki, HydexGackt (if you squint really really hard, stand on your head while patting your head and rubbing your belly)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Crack, Smut
Warnings: Major CRACK!
Disclaimer: In reality we don't own any of the characters. They own themselves. Well

Comments

[chibi_ruki]

my fic! MY. FIC. -beats on chest wildly-
finally got to read it. I was anxious to get home
and I'm totally commenting from the wrong account but who cares xDD

I totally know what those pink and blue pills were for :P -feels somewhat special-
poor Aoi though D: he's so old <3
and like everyone else--I totally love Ruki xDD that bastard... (and I used 'totally' like three times already...)

"Yeah...He said Gangster...with and 'er' instead of Gangsta..with an 'a'."
o we really needed those distinguished xD I think I feel more educated too after reading this. IQ just went up

I actually quoted a bunch of stuff and pressed 'post comment' but it didn't go through. when I tried to go back, everything was deleted 0.0
I hate Frank. stupid goat >.>

but!!! you guys have no idea how much I loved/enjoyed this and sat here, grinning from ear to ear. I looked legally retarded. I couldn't laugh too loud either because people were sleeping xD
to you four lovely ladies: thank you for making my weekend ^O^ I want more already xD
just don't have hot sex without me... plz...

and I was thinking of dedicating that smut fic I recently wrote to you guys, too... but I dunno xD

P.S. what happened to the 'I'm not gay!' thing? D: I was actually expecting that line to be in here... lol

k now off to bed for me. will have dreams of this I'm sure ♥

[sakura_ame]

XD Glad you liked it Chibi!! Of course we won't have hot sex without you! ;3 LOL

[metal_beauty_69]

aha I feel so much better then! :D

[sprinkledonut]

Omg! XD When everyone saw that you commented they rushed to the computer to see what you said! XD It was like a stampede!

I Looooved Ruki in this too! x3 But I do have a soft spot for Ruki and Reita! x3

I still want a ReitaxReita's Hand Fic! XDDDDDDDD

Ahh But see You were expecting the "I'm not Gay!" Thing....So we didn't put it in...Completely Messed you up didn't it?! Though No...actually...I donno why it didn't make it in. o_O LoL

Sweet Sugarplum filled Dreams Sweetie! x3

♥♥♥♥♥♥

[la_whoa]

Oi! I didn't get to stampede! I was in the potty and you guys read it without me! *mumbles under breath* bunch of biatches! XD

[metal_beauty_69]

lol xD I feel popular :D pffftt

hmm a masturbation fic... I'll see what I can do xDD

yea it messed me up badly :o but hey! maybe next time it can be in a fic xD

this time, I dreamt that Ruki actually liked sex with Reita 0.o it was a wild and hot one too~

[la_whoa]

I'm happy you liked it! NOW WHERE'S MY SMUT?!
*glares evilly at chibi* XD

Has anyone explained the difference between gangstER and gangsta? Any one under 5'6" is too short to be gangsta so they are gangtER. Everyone over 5'6" is gangsta! Just to clear that up for you. LOL

You'll have to reread it sometime later today so you can laugh like the legally retarded person we know you are! :P

Thank you for commenting!

[metal_beauty_69]

I'll post it on Saturday! :D well, that fic that's for all you guys aha xD

you're so full of knowledge. I learn so much from you all the time ^O^
so that means I'm gangsta then 8D

ahaha I'll read it again today for sure xD before bed so I can have really exciting dreams

[cherryrazor]

Yes!
Your fic!!

You're like totally crazy! xDD
Aoi's old and he knows it. I'm sure of it.
And Ruki *gives a noogie to Ruki* We totally love that fatass too.

Alright, so now you've been educated and you know all about it. I'm like Ruki.. too short to be gangsta so I'm just gangstER :P

Aww!
We love you tons with all your legal retardedness xDD

Thank you sweetie!
Glad you liked it. I mean you did ask us for it so you had better have liked it xDD

YES!
We want smut!!

Thank you for the loooong comment!
You know.. "Oh baby.. Oh baby.. Just like that... Oh baby"
*shot*

[chibi_ruki]

xDDD

<33333

it's all right if you're just gangstER I still wuv you *o*

k then I guess I'll really post that weird ass smut fic this Saturday for you guys :P