[FIC] Bed Time Stories- One Shot
Title: Bed Time Stories
Chapters: One Shot
Authors: cherryrazor, la_whoa, sprinkledonut and zalphene
Pairings: AoixUruha, ReitaxRuki, HydexGackt (if you squint really really hard, stand on your head while patting your head and rubbing your belly)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Crack, Smut
Warnings: Major CRACK!
Disclaimer: In reality we don't own any of the characters. They own themselves. Well really Ruki does since his hair hoovered them all in being the black hole that it is
Synopsis:Once upon a time...
Comment: This was written with love for metal_beauty_69. She wanted it and here it is! We warned you.. now get ready for hell xDD We don't need anything else; We've got CRACK!!
'Kai? Can you tell me a story?' he said as he snuggled under the covers.
Kai sighed as he sat down in the chair. 'Oh all right....'
'Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. His name was Uruha and he was married to an old, old.....old, old, old King, named Aoi. Did I mention he was old? ... old... He was like... 30 or something, almost 30 maybe. Well, it really wasn't a marriage, it was more like a joint bank account. Wait, did they even have bank accounts back in the olden days?
Anyways, Princess Uruha's favorite color was purple. Now see old King Aoi had these magical pills. There were pink ones, to help him sleep. And blue ones... for, uhm, another..."thing".
One day Princess Uruha discovered that pink and blue made purple, and decided to give Aoi both of his magical pills together. Now, as you can see, Uruha wasn't exactly the brightest crayon in the box...you'd think that at the age of 27 he'd know that pink and blue made purple, but like I said, not the sharpest tool in the shed...'
'Don't look at me like that.'
Anyways, so at dinner, as usual, Uruha gave Aoi his magical pills. Now most normal people would think that Aoi would have noticed that he was given two pills instead of one, but poor King Aoi was too old and senile to notice such things. Not that he was paying much attention anyways because Princess Uruha's beauty was so blinding. Not that he could actually see Uruha though, 'cause as you know the eyesight is the first thing to go once you get start getting old.
So, later that night, you know, around 7:30, 'cause that's what time Aoi goes to bed because he's old and senile, Uruha was feeling..."cuddly", so he slipped into his smexiest, parkliest, and most see-through garters. Oh and they were purple by the way... and they had sequins and came to about three quarters down the thigh, BUT, thats not important... and so the Princess snuck into King Aoi chambers, which were located on the tenth floor, or the eleventh or come to think of it...I actually think it was like the twenty third floor, yeah... the twenty third.
Uhh wait...where was I going with this again? Oh right, the chambers.
Uruha's trip to Aoi's chambers was literally a trip. He had to untangle his legs at least 15 times, because, once again, he had forgotten that Aoi had had elevators installed 3 years ago. Even though Aoi had posted many large bright orange singing signs, with dancing Kai's on them...
They were so sexy, those dancing Kai's, With their incredibly manrii arms, and their AMAZING smile, and that one dimple that could totally make anyone swoon... AND his impeccable sense of timing. It was like he was a percussionist or something. God I love that guy! He was total sex-pot...
Oh so... Uh sorry, I got distracted a bit...What was I talking about again? Elevators? Did they even have Elevators back in the day? Okay maybe didn't, but anyways...You get what I'm going for here.
Okay, so he finally made it to the the chambers and tiptoed across the room, tripping over at least 3 shadows. There wasn't even bump in the rug there or anything... I don't know what his deal was.
Once he finally reached the bed, he was happy see that Aoi was feeling as "cuddly" as he was. So Uruha crawled under the royal comforter and it was an old old comforter; possibly even older then Aoi. It maybe even once belonged to Emperor Hyde, who only became Emperor because he pulled Gackt's magic sword, Magnum, from the "stone".
ANYWHO...Once under the covers he began cuddling Aoi only to realize, to his disappointment, that King Aoi was out cold. After all it was like...8:00pm now. Princess Uruha pouted for a moment, but decided that he'd "cuddle" with King Aoi anyways, because obviously "Prince" Aoi was happy to see him, even if King Aoi was incapacitated.
Thank God King Aoi slept naked because he couldn't be bothered to change into pajamas every night... ay.
{Since you've made it this far, here's a little treat for you}
Uruha reached into his garters to retrieve the bottle lubricant he alway kept handy. He set the lube aside and shimmied out of his garters. Taking the bottle he flipped open the cap and poured a generous amount onto his fingers. He slipped his hand between his luscious thighs, letting a finger circle his puckered entrance, before sliding it inside. Uruha let out long, slow moan at the feeling of his finger penetrating him. The blond thrusts the digit needfully into his hot body. As he pleasured himself, he lifted his gaze to Aoi's quivering member and licked his lips hungrily.
Uruha withdrew his finger and then thrust two into himself, whimpering from the slight burn. He began twisting and scissoring his fingers, clenching his eyes shut at the sensation. He let out a strangled cry as the digits brushed against the bundle of nerves that make him see stars. The blond startled as Aoi suddenly shifted onto his back, but continued in his task until he felt that he was pliant enough.
The younger removed his fingers and moved to straddle Aoi's sleeping form. As he hovered over the raven haired man, he watched his chest rise and fall in the moonlight. Unable to resist Aoi's glistening skin, he leaned down and let his tongue glide along his lover's collarbone. Ending the trail with a light nip, he sat back up and grasped the base of Aoi's pulsating member and swiftly impaled himself with a groan, causing Aoi to stir in his slumber. After pausing for a moment Uruha took a deep breath and began rocking his hips, searching for the right angle. He watched as Aoi furrowed his brow in his sleep. When he moved his hips in a different direction and pressed down hard he finally saw spots and clenched down on the raven beauty's hard length.
Once he had found the right spot Uruha started moving up and down on Aoi's lap. Forcing the shaft to brush his prostate with every thrust. The younger man panted and moaned wantonly as he fisted his member and worked his stiff cock in time with his thrusts. He could feel himself getting closer to the edge with every thrust.
For a moment the blond thought he had woken the sleeping king because Aoi thrust his hips up hard against Uruha causing him to go soaring over the edge. He came in streams over his hand and Aoi's stomach groaning low in the back of his throat. When he had ridden out his orgasm he opened his eyes to find his lover still asleep, but with a pleasant grin on his face.
Ahem, Well yeah...To make a long story short.
Uruha took a few deep breaths before starting moving up and down again, careful to avoid hitting that spot in his over sensitive body. All of a sudden Aoi thrusts his hips up again, causing his length to hit that spot, in turn causing Uruha to shudder before ceasing all movements. The blond then decided that he might need to call his advisor.
And what a horrible advisor he was.
So he clamored off of King Aoi, and reached for his cell phone... Wait ... Did they even have cell phones back then?.. Okay well, let's just say that they did.
Anyways... Princess Uruha pushed the voice dial command on his phone and waited for the generic woman's voice to give him further instructions.
The generic woman instructed, "Say a command...."
"Call Ruki" Uruha said calmly.
"Did you say 'Call Kai?'"
Sighing exasperatedly Uruha said, "No"
"Did you say call 'Call Aoi?'"
"No..Call RUKI!" He said through gritted teeth.
"Dialing Mom..."
"OH GOD NO!!" Uruha screamed slamming the phone against Aoi's forehead.
"Dialing...God"
"NO! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"
"Dialing... Ruki..."
"N-....Oh." he said, then waited patiently for the call to be picked up from the other end.
~~Meanwhile~~
In another part of the castle, on the seventeenth floor...or something. Does it really even matter? I mean who really cares what floor they were really on? I mean all that really matters is that they were in another part of that castle.
Yeah, so in another part of the castle, Reita pounded vigorously into his tiny lover who was on all fours typing away on his laptop, uninterested and making his, like, 15th blog post that night.
Yes! Livejournal IS that addicting! I have one actually. I post like 60 times a day or something. It's like totally addicting I think they're gonna figure me out one of these days... Ever wonder who writes those KaixMiyavi stories? But yeah...Totally off subject...Where was I? Oh right, Reita pounding into Ruki...Vigorously.
The Noseless-Wonder swatted Ruki's ass and said," You fucking love it when daddy does it like that, don't you? You dirty little slut"
To which Ruki replied "Oh baby, oh baby... Just like that... Oh baby," with a yawn.
Reita continued grunting loudly and pounded into Ruki, oblivious to the smaller man's lack of enthusiasm.
Suddenly, the intro for "Agony" rang throughout the room. He waited to hear the first words of the song mumbling out a, "God I sound sexy in this...", before flipping the phone open with a "What up Gangster?"
Yeah...He said Gangster...with and 'er' instead of Gangsta..with an 'a'.
"Rainbows and Sunshine Biatch" Uruha greeted back, then squee'd like a fourteen year old Gazette Fangirl. "I feel so hardcore!"
"Are you busy?" He continued.
"No, just shopping..."
"Oh you went shopping without me!? You skank!" Uruha pouted.
"Online shopping"
"Oh. What's that noise??" Uruha asked hearing Reita moaning and groaning in the background.
"My cock's too much for you, isn't baby?" Reita grunted out.
Ruki snorted trying to stifle his laughter at Reita's attempt at talking dirty after seeing one too many American pornos.
Uruha "Oh'ed" with understanding, before going on to ask "So what are you shopping for today?"
"There's a pair of boots here I'm really liking, but they're kind of expensive. I'll have to see if Reita will let me use his credit card."
Turning his head he looked back over his should at Reita and called out in his sweetest voice "Sweetie? Can I use your credit card?"
Getting no response, Ruki clenched his muscles around the stiff shaft in his body causing Reita to topple over the edge into euphoria and scream out "YES!! OH FUCK YES!"
"Oo~kay then," he said rolling his eyes and turned back to enter said credit card number; that he had memorized for extremely rare cases that in actuality was almost like, everyday. He finished making the payments on the incredibly expensive boots that he'd probably only wear once, 'cause in all actuality they were ugly as hell and Ruki would never wear the same pair of boots more than once anyways.
Wait....Did they even have credit cards back then? Or laptops for that matter? Or the Internet so he could've bought those shoes? Oh well FUCK IT! Let's just say it's modern day or something...
Anyways.
Reita collapsed on the bed next to Ruki.
"You were so amazing"
"I know" the vocalist said in a sing-song tone of voice while examining his nails.
"Was it good for you?" Reita asked, but without waiting for an answer he fell asleep and promptly started snoring.
Ruki mumbled to himself, "Fuck yeah! I got a new pair of shoes."
Suddenly remembering that he was still on the phone he asked, "You still there 'Ruha?"
"Oh yeah. Sorry, I was distracted there for a moment. I thought Tinkerbell got in, but it was just the light reflecting off the charm on my bracelet.. Like Aoi has explained to me a thousand times before..." He said with a gigglesnort.
"Idiot," Ruki huffed, slamming the phone shut.
"Ruki?... Ruki, you still there? Ruki? Guess we got disconnected." Uruha sighed "What did I even call him for to begin with? Oh well."
He shrugged before snuggling under the covers with King Aoi, where he fell asleep and had dreams of sugarplum fairies and they all lived happily ever after... Even, that evil chibi vocalist, who looks like he's a gained a bit a weight recently. Whats up with that? He's such a fatass...'
Kai concluded his story as heard loud, manrii snores coming from the petite blond guitarist beside him, as he snuggled with his Aoi-plushie into the bed.
Kai got up from the chair making sure the night light was on, before leaving the blond to his sweet dreams.
A/N:So this is what we came up with while the four of us were put under the same roof. We're pure maniacs, but we hope that at least one or two of you got a good laugh out of it 'cause we sure as hell did.
This was written for fun. If you take it too seriously then we'd advise you to go.. fuck yourself.. JOKING!!
Comments make our feed the spazz-monkies that we call our muses ♥
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Chapters: One Shot
Authors: cherryrazor, la_whoa, sprinkledonut and zalphene
Pairings: AoixUruha, ReitaxRuki, HydexGackt (if you squint really really hard, stand on your head while patting your head and rubbing your belly)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Crack, Smut
Warnings: Major CRACK!
Disclaimer: In reality we don't own any of the characters. They own themselves. Well really Ruki does since his hair hoovered them all in being the black hole that it is
Synopsis:Once upon a time...
Comment: This was written with love for metal_beauty_69. She wanted it and here it is! We warned you.. now get ready for hell xDD We don't need anything else; We've got CRACK!!
'Kai? Can you tell me a story?' he said as he snuggled under the covers.
Kai sighed as he sat down in the chair. 'Oh all right....'
'Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. His name was Uruha and he was married to an old, old.....old, old, old King, named Aoi. Did I mention he was old? ... old... He was like... 30 or something, almost 30 maybe. Well, it really wasn't a marriage, it was more like a joint bank account. Wait, did they even have bank accounts back in the olden days?
Anyways, Princess Uruha's favorite color was purple. Now see old King Aoi had these magical pills. There were pink ones, to help him sleep. And blue ones... for, uhm, another..."thing".
One day Princess Uruha discovered that pink and blue made purple, and decided to give Aoi both of his magical pills together. Now, as you can see, Uruha wasn't exactly the brightest crayon in the box...you'd think that at the age of 27 he'd know that pink and blue made purple, but like I said, not the sharpest tool in the shed...'
'Don't look at me like that.'
Anyways, so at dinner, as usual, Uruha gave Aoi his magical pills. Now most normal people would think that Aoi would have noticed that he was given two pills instead of one, but poor King Aoi was too old and senile to notice such things. Not that he was paying much attention anyways because Princess Uruha's beauty was so blinding. Not that he could actually see Uruha though, 'cause as you know the eyesight is the first thing to go once you get start getting old.
So, later that night, you know, around 7:30, 'cause that's what time Aoi goes to bed because he's old and senile, Uruha was feeling..."cuddly", so he slipped into his smexiest, parkliest, and most see-through garters. Oh and they were purple by the way... and they had sequins and came to about three quarters down the thigh, BUT, thats not important... and so the Princess snuck into King Aoi chambers, which were located on the tenth floor, or the eleventh or come to think of it...I actually think it was like the twenty third floor, yeah... the twenty third.
Uhh wait...where was I going with this again? Oh right, the chambers.
Uruha's trip to Aoi's chambers was literally a trip. He had to untangle his legs at least 15 times, because, once again, he had forgotten that Aoi had had elevators installed 3 years ago. Even though Aoi had posted many large bright orange singing signs, with dancing Kai's on them...
They were so sexy, those dancing Kai's, With their incredibly manrii arms, and their AMAZING smile, and that one dimple that could totally make anyone swoon... AND his impeccable sense of timing. It was like he was a percussionist or something. God I love that guy! He was total sex-pot...
Oh so... Uh sorry, I got distracted a bit...What was I talking about again? Elevators? Did they even have Elevators back in the day? Okay maybe didn't, but anyways...You get what I'm going for here.
Okay, so he finally made it to the the chambers and tiptoed across the room, tripping over at least 3 shadows. There wasn't even bump in the rug there or anything... I don't know what his deal was.
Once he finally reached the bed, he was happy see that Aoi was feeling as "cuddly" as he was. So Uruha crawled under the royal comforter and it was an old old comforter; possibly even older then Aoi. It maybe even once belonged to Emperor Hyde, who only became Emperor because he pulled Gackt's magic sword, Magnum, from the "stone".
ANYWHO...Once under the covers he began cuddling Aoi only to realize, to his disappointment, that King Aoi was out cold. After all it was like...8:00pm now. Princess Uruha pouted for a moment, but decided that he'd "cuddle" with King Aoi anyways, because obviously "Prince" Aoi was happy to see him, even if King Aoi was incapacitated.
Thank God King Aoi slept naked because he couldn't be bothered to change into pajamas every night... ay.
{Since you've made it this far, here's a little treat for you}
Uruha reached into his garters to retrieve the bottle lubricant he alway kept handy. He set the lube aside and shimmied out of his garters. Taking the bottle he flipped open the cap and poured a generous amount onto his fingers. He slipped his hand between his luscious thighs, letting a finger circle his puckered entrance, before sliding it inside. Uruha let out long, slow moan at the feeling of his finger penetrating him. The blond thrusts the digit needfully into his hot body. As he pleasured himself, he lifted his gaze to Aoi's quivering member and licked his lips hungrily.
Uruha withdrew his finger and then thrust two into himself, whimpering from the slight burn. He began twisting and scissoring his fingers, clenching his eyes shut at the sensation. He let out a strangled cry as the digits brushed against the bundle of nerves that make him see stars. The blond startled as Aoi suddenly shifted onto his back, but continued in his task until he felt that he was pliant enough.
The younger removed his fingers and moved to straddle Aoi's sleeping form. As he hovered over the raven haired man, he watched his chest rise and fall in the moonlight. Unable to resist Aoi's glistening skin, he leaned down and let his tongue glide along his lover's collarbone. Ending the trail with a light nip, he sat back up and grasped the base of Aoi's pulsating member and swiftly impaled himself with a groan, causing Aoi to stir in his slumber. After pausing for a moment Uruha took a deep breath and began rocking his hips, searching for the right angle. He watched as Aoi furrowed his brow in his sleep. When he moved his hips in a different direction and pressed down hard he finally saw spots and clenched down on the raven beauty's hard length.
Once he had found the right spot Uruha started moving up and down on Aoi's lap. Forcing the shaft to brush his prostate with every thrust. The younger man panted and moaned wantonly as he fisted his member and worked his stiff cock in time with his thrusts. He could feel himself getting closer to the edge with every thrust.
For a moment the blond thought he had woken the sleeping king because Aoi thrust his hips up hard against Uruha causing him to go soaring over the edge. He came in streams over his hand and Aoi's stomach groaning low in the back of his throat. When he had ridden out his orgasm he opened his eyes to find his lover still asleep, but with a pleasant grin on his face.
Ahem, Well yeah...To make a long story short.
Uruha took a few deep breaths before starting moving up and down again, careful to avoid hitting that spot in his over sensitive body. All of a sudden Aoi thrusts his hips up again, causing his length to hit that spot, in turn causing Uruha to shudder before ceasing all movements. The blond then decided that he might need to call his advisor.
And what a horrible advisor he was.
So he clamored off of King Aoi, and reached for his cell phone... Wait ... Did they even have cell phones back then?.. Okay well, let's just say that they did.
Anyways... Princess Uruha pushed the voice dial command on his phone and waited for the generic woman's voice to give him further instructions.
The generic woman instructed, "Say a command...."
"Call Ruki" Uruha said calmly.
"Did you say 'Call Kai?'"
Sighing exasperatedly Uruha said, "No"
"Did you say call 'Call Aoi?'"
"No..Call RUKI!" He said through gritted teeth.
"Dialing Mom..."
"OH GOD NO!!" Uruha screamed slamming the phone against Aoi's forehead.
"Dialing...God"
"NO! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"
"Dialing... Ruki..."
"N-....Oh." he said, then waited patiently for the call to be picked up from the other end.
~~Meanwhile~~
In another part of the castle, on the seventeenth floor...or something. Does it really even matter? I mean who really cares what floor they were really on? I mean all that really matters is that they were in another part of that castle.
Yeah, so in another part of the castle, Reita pounded vigorously into his tiny lover who was on all fours typing away on his laptop, uninterested and making his, like, 15th blog post that night.
Yes! Livejournal IS that addicting! I have one actually. I post like 60 times a day or something. It's like totally addicting I think they're gonna figure me out one of these days... Ever wonder who writes those KaixMiyavi stories? But yeah...Totally off subject...Where was I? Oh right, Reita pounding into Ruki...Vigorously.
The Noseless-Wonder swatted Ruki's ass and said," You fucking love it when daddy does it like that, don't you? You dirty little slut"
To which Ruki replied "Oh baby, oh baby... Just like that... Oh baby," with a yawn.
Reita continued grunting loudly and pounded into Ruki, oblivious to the smaller man's lack of enthusiasm.
Suddenly, the intro for "Agony" rang throughout the room. He waited to hear the first words of the song mumbling out a, "God I sound sexy in this...", before flipping the phone open with a "What up Gangster?"
Yeah...He said Gangster...with and 'er' instead of Gangsta..with an 'a'.
"Rainbows and Sunshine Biatch" Uruha greeted back, then squee'd like a fourteen year old Gazette Fangirl. "I feel so hardcore!"
"Are you busy?" He continued.
"No, just shopping..."
"Oh you went shopping without me!? You skank!" Uruha pouted.
"Online shopping"
"Oh. What's that noise??" Uruha asked hearing Reita moaning and groaning in the background.
"My cock's too much for you, isn't baby?" Reita grunted out.
Ruki snorted trying to stifle his laughter at Reita's attempt at talking dirty after seeing one too many American pornos.
Uruha "Oh'ed" with understanding, before going on to ask "So what are you shopping for today?"
"There's a pair of boots here I'm really liking, but they're kind of expensive. I'll have to see if Reita will let me use his credit card."
Turning his head he looked back over his should at Reita and called out in his sweetest voice "Sweetie? Can I use your credit card?"
Getting no response, Ruki clenched his muscles around the stiff shaft in his body causing Reita to topple over the edge into euphoria and scream out "YES!! OH FUCK YES!"
"Oo~kay then," he said rolling his eyes and turned back to enter said credit card number; that he had memorized for extremely rare cases that in actuality was almost like, everyday. He finished making the payments on the incredibly expensive boots that he'd probably only wear once, 'cause in all actuality they were ugly as hell and Ruki would never wear the same pair of boots more than once anyways.
Wait....Did they even have credit cards back then? Or laptops for that matter? Or the Internet so he could've bought those shoes? Oh well FUCK IT! Let's just say it's modern day or something...
Anyways.
Reita collapsed on the bed next to Ruki.
"You were so amazing"
"I know" the vocalist said in a sing-song tone of voice while examining his nails.
"Was it good for you?" Reita asked, but without waiting for an answer he fell asleep and promptly started snoring.
Ruki mumbled to himself, "Fuck yeah! I got a new pair of shoes."
Suddenly remembering that he was still on the phone he asked, "You still there 'Ruha?"
"Oh yeah. Sorry, I was distracted there for a moment. I thought Tinkerbell got in, but it was just the light reflecting off the charm on my bracelet.. Like Aoi has explained to me a thousand times before..." He said with a gigglesnort.
"Idiot," Ruki huffed, slamming the phone shut.
"Ruki?... Ruki, you still there? Ruki? Guess we got disconnected." Uruha sighed "What did I even call him for to begin with? Oh well."
He shrugged before snuggling under the covers with King Aoi, where he fell asleep and had dreams of sugarplum fairies and they all lived happily ever after... Even, that evil chibi vocalist, who looks like he's a gained a bit a weight recently. Whats up with that? He's such a fatass...'
Kai concluded his story as heard loud, manrii snores coming from the petite blond guitarist beside him, as he snuggled with his Aoi-plushie into the bed.
Kai got up from the chair making sure the night light was on, before leaving the blond to his sweet dreams.
A/N:So this is what we came up with while the four of us were put under the same roof. We're pure maniacs, but we hope that at least one or two of you got a good laugh out of it 'cause we sure as hell did.
This was written for fun. If you take it too seriously then we'd advise you to go.. fuck yourself.. JOKING!!
Comments make our feed the spazz-monkies that we call our muses ♥
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