Some words of wisdom and deep, deep thought that I have gathered from the passing weekend...
Troy: "Horse Balls!"
Paul: "So there is this wondering panda on the streets of hong kong. Of course he is high off of heroine. His eyes are bloodshot, and his arms are is bloody. He becomes crazy and starts eating chinese people. So came the pissing china hero man. Pisses on him and kills the poor panda."
Anonymous: (An addict at my therapy group): "I ain't never seen no coon-assed homosexualed person."
Nervous Nurse standing guard in the bathroom during my urine sample: "Just pee in the cup. I only want a little bit in the cup. Not too much, to overflow the cup.... You can start whenever. (Turns on faucet). We can try this again later.... Do you like Spongebob, Squarepants? I am going to see that movie tonite. Are you sure you even have to pee?...."
Anonymous: (A marine corp guy in group with 'anger' issues): "I just want to kill him. (chuckles) He deserves to die and I should be the one to do it..."
"Well, of course I have all the weapons ordered. It wouldn't be very much of a plan if it wasn't actually going to happen, don't you think?" "But no, I like the rest of you in the room, you guys and gals are nice to me."
Mom: "Jacquelyn is getting pretty good at working the corners."
Paul: "So there is this wondering panda on the streets of hong kong. Of course he is high off of heroine. His eyes are bloodshot, and his arms are is bloody. He becomes crazy and starts eating chinese people. So came the pissing china hero man. Pisses on him and kills the poor panda."
Anonymous: (An addict at my therapy group): "I ain't never seen no coon-assed homosexualed person."
Nervous Nurse standing guard in the bathroom during my urine sample: "Just pee in the cup. I only want a little bit in the cup. Not too much, to overflow the cup.... You can start whenever. (Turns on faucet). We can try this again later.... Do you like Spongebob, Squarepants? I am going to see that movie tonite. Are you sure you even have to pee?...."
Anonymous: (A marine corp guy in group with 'anger' issues): "I just want to kill him. (chuckles) He deserves to die and I should be the one to do it..."
"Well, of course I have all the weapons ordered. It wouldn't be very much of a plan if it wasn't actually going to happen, don't you think?" "But no, I like the rest of you in the room, you guys and gals are nice to me."
Mom: "Jacquelyn is getting pretty good at working the corners."