Appearances. Celebrate your authentic face by frightening people on the street.
So like yesterday was fairly rad. I went shopping, just doing my bit to help the economy/feed my ego. Bought manchester at Target cause I'm hot like that. Bought boardies that fit like boxers. *squee* Then I went to Jess' cause I didn't know when the busses came to take me back up the hill. Jess and scott spent the majority of the time, paying me out. Snuggles on Keira Jess' bed. Playing pool and making faces behind Scott's back, confusing the hell out of him. Golly I've missed them. Also, Lisa is crazy. Alphabet theory? *still doesn't get it* And people shouldn't ever speak of my soft places.
House was a little bit fantastic. Would have been so much better if everyone decided to you know, not be complete freaks. I don't like awkward!PPTH. But they finally used the 'blue the janitor joke' which after all the hype, wasn't actually as exciting. but meh, still mention worthy. House and Wilson are sneaking into a room where the film crew have all their stuff.
Wilson - "Where did you get those keys from anyway?"
House - "Blue, the janitor."
Wilson - ... *look of realisation* "Wait. What?"
House - "Blue. The janitor."
Wilson - His name is Lou."
The most important part was that Wilson seemed to believe that House had actually blown the janitor, and wasn't particularly surprised by that.
Also the scene where Wilson talks to the cameras = WIN. Missed it the first time cause I was all "Wilson in Black and White!!" He was so fine. And practically the only person (other than house) who wasn't bothered by the cameras. In fact he had a great time implying that House was gay, using a Larry Craig reference (US senator who was busted for soliciting gay sex in a public mens room. Tapping of feet/ footsies = Lets shtup!). Then the reporter woman asked if House was singled out [for not liking teh ladiez] to which Wilson goes on to say "It was a witch hunt. Seriously, a witch hunt. House is a wiccan. It's a beautiful religion." WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! While everyone else in the hospital is freaking out about being filmed (Poor Chase. He lost WIN points. And freaking CaMoron telling the reporter that she loved House and then backpedaling like whoa. And the neo-ducklings totally let the team down. Taub had an affair and went all spaz at House. He so wants to be wilson but is no where near as fabulous.) But Wilson seemed quite comfortable sitting there and calling House a gay wiccan. Much love for him. Then House came in and told the reporters to stay away from his 'Fave Five'. Who else is in this five? And are they all called Wilson? Oh and being dirty pervy old men. "Wait! Go back. I think you can see through her dress when she leans forward." Oh Wilson. House going on about how teh bewbz have gotten to him and making him dumb. "It doesn't seem to be affecting Foreman, maybe he's gay." "Well did his ideas get worse around Chase?" Wilson thinks Chase is a babe. House gets upset when Wilson tells him that all men go dumb for teh bewbz: "I'm not most men." etc. Meaning bewbz shouldn't work on him (cause he likes men). Makes total sense. 13 ended up getting the diagnosis right. "She's getting uglier by the second." SWEET. And lol at the reporters making House look like a fluffy bunny. I'm just glad that House listened to Wilson and fire the CIA chick. He then asked her out like 3 seconds later, totally thought she was going to slap him. WOuld have been perfect. But alas, she is apparently above physical violence. Kutner is a freak. I love it. Steve Valentine next week. *loves*
The moral of the story is ---- SUBTEXT = BUTTSEX
Also, today was spent redecorating. My bed is clean. *sparkle sparkle* bit intense. and I have House pics up. One of Jesse Spencer with shorter hair *squee*. I think he looks like Lucas Grabeel (but hotter) and that makes me happy. *fangirls* and that OT3 pic tht makes my life a better place to be. and some promo stuff. Will possibly add some mspaint_lolz. Lemme borrow that fucking top! Fuck you! Fuck you with something hard and sand-papery! oh and that comic about them in the boat. Wilson - "How many beers have you had?" House - "The number of beers I've had is FUCK YOU!" ha ha ha. And something about house using a worms as bait to catch Wilson's eyebrows of DOOM. Yay for teh random. http://users.livejournal.com/_thickasabrick/5849.html#cutid1 so I don't have to search for it later. Maybe the comic where House tricks Wilson into watching HP pr0n. mebbe. Too many comix to feed my addiction. Ack! Poke!House MD! Need.
Also also, found some missing clothes. Yay!
Also, Shipper wars are Lame. Don't get angry cause some idiot is preaching Ham (Hameron aka House/Cameron), just feel sorry for them because their ship isn't canon. H/W lived together and therefore shits all over Ham. Ham is for lunch meat. and is also not Jewish friendly. And speaking of which. I want to learn Yiddish. Do I need to be Jewish to learn Yiddish? Shtup means smex. See I'm a natural.
Most importantly - SUMMER IS HATE! Fucking hot all the time.
Also x458366, 'There's two loves that I have in this world, my electric guitar, and my electric girl.' House song? House loves his flying V and he loves Wilson who is clearly an electric girl whatever that is. Possibly only made that connection because I was putting up house pics when the song played. Sign much?
Enough crack for today. Sleepy time.