Every breath that I exhale is a sigh, every breath that I exhale is a sigh of exhaustion.
How sad - this is what your life has
been reduced to - a single room apartment containing no more than a mattress.
The strings have been removed from the blinds and all the outlets have been painted over.
The television screen is streaked with blood smeared from your
knuckles as you were trying to punch it out but you underestimated its
strength, or maybe you just weren't trying hard enough.
Startled by a knock
at the door you rise for the first time in two days to answer, but you can only greet the visitor with one short statement.
"Hello my first name is distance and I really don't care if I never wake up again.
Hello my name is distance and I really don't care if I never wake up again.
Hello I really don't care if I never wake up again. I really don't care if I never wake up again."
CONVO OF THE DAY
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: Wasn't Chernobyl this place..err austria where they had a nuclear plant meltdown...
xChernobylLustx: that is correct bruno.
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: Damn it.
xChernobylLustx: how you doing?
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: good
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: you?
xChernobylLustx: kinda grr, could be better but hey. I MISS YOUR HAIR!
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: i miss it too!!!
xChernobylLustx: it's..gone?
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: no
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: i just cant find it
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: ever since i stuck my hand up a horses..
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: anyway
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: what have you been upto
xChernobylLustx: Bruno!
xChernobylLustx: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: howd you know it was me?
xChernobylLustx: i know things..
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: Whoa.
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: bianca told you?
xChernobylLustx: nope
xChernobylLustx: :-) i just know
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: well thats fun.
xChernobylLustx: and wear some pants will ya!
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: wow.
xChernobylLustx: jeesus! 1,2,3
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
xChernobylLustx: a jesus no le gusta eso!
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: theres 3 jesusss.?
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: si!! si le gusta!!!!
xChernobylLustx: now look what you did!
xChernobylLustx: the virgin mary is blushing now
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: ::squeezes the virgin mary's cheeks::
xChernobylLustx: what'll we do with you Bruno. Those boxers! Those holes.
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: my boxers dont have holes
xChernobylLustx: THAT THANG! k wang wid it
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: ::Crying::
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: its true..its all true
xChernobylLustx: every guy owns a pair of boxers with a holes, they don't wanna throw away cause they love it
xChernobylLustx: it's just life
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: thats true
xChernobylLustx: and the boxers with a hole
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: i have valentine boxers
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: that have a hole in them
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: because i have big..ba..anyway.. their comfortable
xChernobylLustx: AND I BET YOU STILL ENJOY WEARING THEM!
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: the 100% cotton compliments my sensitive skin
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: I DO!! I DO!!!!
xChernobylLustx: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: i think i weirded sylvia out
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: she doesn't talk to me anymore
xChernobylLustx: why's that?
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: i dont know
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: its funny tho
xChernobylLustx: but everyone thinks you're cool
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: ::crying:: stop..just stop
xChernobylLustx: ... just resort to puffs, kleenex is too mainstream for you to cry into
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
xChernobylLustx: ah yes
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: ah yes
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: ::nibbles on pipe::
xChernobylLustx: Bruno, a jesus no le gusta esos vicios!
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol.
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: TOCAME EN LUGARES SECRETOS.
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: I dont know.
xChernobylLustx: getting a little unruly there ehh
xChernobylLustx: DIRTY boy..i refuse..i refuse...
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: spanish is fun
xChernobylLustx: so dirty, in a soap opera erotica way
xChernobylLustx: SHAME!!!
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: im loling too much
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: you and bianca say shame
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: thats cute
xChernobylLustx: shame on me for taking her word but you have indeed adultered my virgin ears
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: im sorry...
xChernobylLustx: they're holy
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: like
xChernobylLustx: 00 ga. to be exact
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: holes
been reduced to - a single room apartment containing no more than a mattress.
The strings have been removed from the blinds and all the outlets have been painted over.
The television screen is streaked with blood smeared from your
knuckles as you were trying to punch it out but you underestimated its
strength, or maybe you just weren't trying hard enough.
Startled by a knock
at the door you rise for the first time in two days to answer, but you can only greet the visitor with one short statement.
"Hello my first name is distance and I really don't care if I never wake up again.
Hello my name is distance and I really don't care if I never wake up again.
Hello I really don't care if I never wake up again. I really don't care if I never wake up again."
CONVO OF THE DAY
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: Wasn't Chernobyl this place..err austria where they had a nuclear plant meltdown...
xChernobylLustx: that is correct bruno.
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: Damn it.
xChernobylLustx: how you doing?
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: good
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: you?
xChernobylLustx: kinda grr, could be better but hey. I MISS YOUR HAIR!
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: i miss it too!!!
xChernobylLustx: it's..gone?
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: no
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: i just cant find it
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: ever since i stuck my hand up a horses..
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: anyway
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: what have you been upto
xChernobylLustx: Bruno!
xChernobylLustx: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: howd you know it was me?
xChernobylLustx: i know things..
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: Whoa.
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: bianca told you?
xChernobylLustx: nope
xChernobylLustx: :-) i just know
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: well thats fun.
xChernobylLustx: and wear some pants will ya!
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: wow.
xChernobylLustx: jeesus! 1,2,3
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
xChernobylLustx: a jesus no le gusta eso!
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: theres 3 jesusss.?
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: si!! si le gusta!!!!
xChernobylLustx: now look what you did!
xChernobylLustx: the virgin mary is blushing now
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: ::squeezes the virgin mary's cheeks::
xChernobylLustx: what'll we do with you Bruno. Those boxers! Those holes.
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: my boxers dont have holes
xChernobylLustx: THAT THANG! k wang wid it
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: ::Crying::
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: its true..its all true
xChernobylLustx: every guy owns a pair of boxers with a holes, they don't wanna throw away cause they love it
xChernobylLustx: it's just life
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: thats true
xChernobylLustx: and the boxers with a hole
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: i have valentine boxers
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: that have a hole in them
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: because i have big..ba..anyway.. their comfortable
xChernobylLustx: AND I BET YOU STILL ENJOY WEARING THEM!
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: the 100% cotton compliments my sensitive skin
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: I DO!! I DO!!!!
xChernobylLustx: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: i think i weirded sylvia out
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: she doesn't talk to me anymore
xChernobylLustx: why's that?
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: i dont know
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: its funny tho
xChernobylLustx: but everyone thinks you're cool
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: ::crying:: stop..just stop
xChernobylLustx: ... just resort to puffs, kleenex is too mainstream for you to cry into
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
xChernobylLustx: ah yes
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: ah yes
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: ::nibbles on pipe::
xChernobylLustx: Bruno, a jesus no le gusta esos vicios!
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol.
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: TOCAME EN LUGARES SECRETOS.
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: I dont know.
xChernobylLustx: getting a little unruly there ehh
xChernobylLustx: DIRTY boy..i refuse..i refuse...
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: spanish is fun
xChernobylLustx: so dirty, in a soap opera erotica way
xChernobylLustx: SHAME!!!
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: im loling too much
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: lol
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: you and bianca say shame
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: thats cute
xChernobylLustx: shame on me for taking her word but you have indeed adultered my virgin ears
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: im sorry...
xChernobylLustx: they're holy
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: like
xChernobylLustx: 00 ga. to be exact
SOmeDoRkOntheWeB: holes