I wroted another big story, ya'll.

Title: But We'll Always Have Our Vending Machines
Fandom: Real Person Fic - J2
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: Schmoop, basically
Rating: NC-17 for Graphic Sexual Content (\o/) and Language
Word Count: 20,800

Summary: AU: Jensen is the new math teacher at Stimson High. On his first day, he meets Jared ( Read more... )

UM. SO. YOU KNOW THE OLD SPICE COMMERCIALS I AM OBSESSED WITH? WELL, coyotesuspect and I just wrote the Wincest version of it.

NO SPOILERS, BUT DON'T LOOK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE JOHN BASHING.

( SWANDIVE! into the most fucked up childhood in history. )