Hey!...Be my Valentine?
Better a day late than never? *ducks head in shame*
My Bloody Valentine Squee Post!
You guys, it's a Valentine's Day episode. THE WHOLE DAMN THING IS GOING TO BE AN ORGY OF WINCESTY UNDERLINES. :DDDDDDDDDD <333333333333333333
*sigh* Alright! Corrupting Valentine's Day: Take 2. Let's see if you can beat Mystery Spot, show. GO!
Awwww, you know how you can tell these two are going to die an awful death? Because they're *adorable*.
Ah! Yes! Lovely! They ate each other to death. So, fun story. The reason this post is so late? I was seeing Sweeney Todd last night. For those of you who know what Sweeney Todd is about...please pity me a little. HOW MUCH CANNIBALISM CAN ONE PERSON TAKE IN ONE DAY?
Friend Sam is Interviewing: There was blood everywhere. And...other stuff.
9-years-old!Me: JIZZ! \o/
Sammy looked so good in this scene! I love him interviewing people like a big boy! Even if he's kind of being really cunty. THAT'S MY GIRL!
Is it just me or did that girl he was interviewing look familiar? Has she been in another episode maybe?
"Apparently they were both pretty excited." - Wow, that's so sensitive, Sammy!
OH MY GOODNESS THE SCENE AT THE TABLE. CAN I JUST SAY I'D ALREADY SEEN THIS EPISODE AND HAD A 40 MINUTE LONG CONVERSATION WITH OLIVIA ON HOW DELICIOUSLY WINCESTY IT IS AND I WAS STILL SQUEEING ALLOVER THE PLACE? Let's discuss!
1. CASUAL INTIMACY. Dean's feet all up in Sam's space and Sam bringing home dinner which always makes me happy because ZOMG, THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S ORDERS. ♥_♥
2. The first thing we see come into focus in this is the card on the table, advertising that Sam and Dean are staying in a room with a romantic Valentine's Day Special Offer. I am just saying, dear internet.
3. Jensen sounds human! I guess now that he got that Batman job he's been hankering for his entire life he feels like he can relax the vocal chords a little.
4. Sam sadly announces that there's not much more they can do that is hunt-related and Dean is free to go. Jealous girlfriend!Sammy is incredibly jealous. AND TRYING TO HIDE IT. She's such a cutie, that girl. She's also a worried old wife. OH, JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND!SAMMY, COME GIVE ME A HUG. And Dean hears that they can't work anymore tonight and chooses to stay in. On Valentine's. Without work. Also, Dean seems a little stung that Sam thinks he's going to go out for sex.
5. Sam has a name for Dean's penis. And is anal retentive about his sexual activity. I just...enough said, you guys. Enough said. Also, not only is Dean's penis the "Kraken" but Olivia pointed out that he kind of sounds like he's going to say "Dragon" at first. SO. Sam named Dean's cock and it's a combination of Dragon and Kraken. Sam Winchester would like the home audience to know that Dean isn't the only person in this family who knows how to take a big cock like a man!
6. Dean Winchester is turning down going out for sex because he would rather stay in with his brother. Last year when they were broken up this was obviously not the case, hence Sam's vulnerable little assumption that Dean is going out again tonight. BUT THEIR LOVE IS HEALING AND DEAN WANTS HIS BROTHER TO BE HIS STEADY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN AND HE HAS NO IDEA HOW TO SAY SO.
7. Wow, (as usual) Olivia was right. Sam really does do a perfect glance up at Dean at the end of the scene like he's cautiously excited Dean is staying in. A++, Jared! I know you ship it, you sexy mountain of man.
And that's all I have on that one scene :D
With all do respect to this tag team suicide...the guy in this scene? "Hey, Kevin, has anyone ever told you that you look EXACTLY like Christian Bale?"
Sam hearing the blood in the demon veins made me so sad. Cool way to know who's a demon, though!
ZOMG. That awesome doctor, who Dean and I both loved, totally shipped it. I have mentioned before what a thrill it gives me when they refer to each other as their "Partner" and DEAN DID IT TO SAM IN THE VALENTINE'S DAY EPISODE WHERE HE IS GOING OUT OF HIS WAY TO TRY TO GET SAM TO BE MONOGAMOUS WITH HIM AGAIN. No, but really, the doctor was hilariously insensitive of his job and Dean was like <3_<3.
"Hey!...Be my Valentine?"
DID YOU SEE HOW EXCITED DEAN WAS WHEN HE GOT THAT IDEA? He's seriously like a little kid trying to get a girl's attention. And that little smile like "I'm joking...but I'm totally not." Sam never would have found the sigil on that heart had he not glanced back down at Dean's present
The anochian love tags on the hearts means that people are supposed to mate if they share it. Dean offered one to Sam. And they have matching rib tags and that's the first thing Dean said, and he sounded excited about it. OH, GREAT KRIPKE. WE THANK YOU FOR THE GIFTS THAT YOU BESTOW UPON US IN OUR HOUR OF INCEST.
"I'm there now."
"Yeah, I get that."
"I'm gonna hang up now."
"Right, right."
CASTIELLLLL. I LOVE THIS ANGEL SO STUPIDLY. And he and Cas are v. funny. I am going to help Dean pick out one of those three way heart necklace sets we all used to have in fifth grade where one piece says "BEST" "FRIENDS" "FOREVER" and then they all fit together to make a heart. Then they will have a slumber party. Which Sam and Dean will keep trying to sneak away from to exchange some quick handjobs in the bathroom.
So months ago I was wondering if Supernatural would address cherubs and the fact that they should be the silly angels most people think of. And when I was watching this scene, I said cherub before Cas did. \o/
"A cupid has gone rogue and we have to stop him before he kills again."
"Naturally."
"Of course we do."
I LOVE THE BOYS MAKING FUN OF HIM. SARCASM, CASTIEL. LEARN IT.
Dean won't go out on Valentine's, but he will take his brother to an incredibly nice restaurant instead of a crappy diner. The restaurant? Was Cas's idea. Even though he does not (usually) eat. Because he wanted to help Dean's rather hopeless crusade to woo Sam. Cas ships it so fucking hard, guys.
"Meet me in the back."
Dean: *looks around awkwardly and then stares at Sam like "You're coming too, right?"
THREESOME IN THE BACK! \o/\o/\o/\o/
I still insist Castiel sounds awful speaking Anochian. I still say that is really fucking weird.
Did you guys see the fear of God on Sam's face when cupid was coming at him? Sam really doesn't want the hug, guy. He gets enough of that smothering shit from Dean.
"I don't like it."
"No one likes it."
1. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
2. Dean doesn't like it while he's hugging Sam. He's sitting here trying to think of a way to get Sam to be his Valentine all day and this guy just tramples in and sweeps him away? I wouldn't like it, either.
"Listen, birthday suit." - LOLOLOL. DEANCAKES. ♥ ♥ ♥
Sam Winchester is such a girlll. He wants someone to comfort Cupid because he can feel his pain. I love that Dean feeds Castiel to him. THAT WASN'T PLAYING NICE, DEAN. But at least he protected his boyfriend brother while also listening to his ideas.
Sooo...Let's talk about how Cupid ships Wincest. Let's talk about how he even said "If that's wrong, I don't want to be right."...which is a canonical defence by the Wincest fans. Hmm, really subtle.
Castiel doesn't understand this love thing Cupid is going on about. Take that, Dean/Cas.
I really, really hate that Mary and John only got together because of Heaven. They hated each other when they first met? There goes one of my fucking top Supernatural ships. WHY HOW COME EVERYTIME I TRY TO VENTURE AWAY FROM SAM/DEAN SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS? First Anna/Cas gets crapped on, now fucking Mary/John? I guess it's the price I must pay for having my brother fucking encouraged by canon.
Good thing Dean was as pissed off by that as I am.
Also, as funny as I thought this scene was...was there any point to it at all? Except to crush my John/Mary ship?
I really love how concerned Sam is about Dean this whole episode. And how he can tell Dean is off. I mean, when you ask if we're gonna talk about it or not, Dean is going to answer "or not" everytime, but it's damn beautiful that he's trying.
Well. Anyone else never eating a Twinkie again? Unless of course the Twinkie looks like 90's era Jensen Ackles or Justin Taylor. In which case, OMNOMNOM.
Oh, Sammy. He no longer looks good :( But I am really proud of how strong he stayed in this episode for as long as he could.
Okay! Let's just look away and pretend Sam didn't just fucking suck that much in a fight. You had the knife and you let him get away with a booboo? Bang up job, Sammeh. But I guess he wouldn't have been able to stay so strong had he gotten a little more blood flowing, so.
Okay, there was a soul in that briefcase. And Sam and Dean let it out. Can we PLEASE discuss how warm and squishy I feel inside because of that? Also worth mentioning, if Dean's soul were in a briefcase, it would be gold and more blinding than angel's true forms. Facts.
"When did you start eating?"
"Exactly!"
LOL, funny response. Also, when Sam and Dean asked "for what" at the same time? BOYS TALKING AT THE SAME TIME, OMG.
I am really, really sad that Jimmy is still in there. I was sure that when God put Cas's body back together, he wouldn't stick the poor guy back in there. I was sure I could stop feeling awful about that. No, I was wrong. Another strike against Dean/Cas as having Jimmy in there makes it noncon. Oh, and I am bringing back my Jimmy/Castiel crack!ship. IT'S THIER FAULT FOR INSISTING POOR JIMMY IS STILL IN THERE SUFFERING.
THEY WENT TO A BIGGERSON'S. Funny story. I'm sitting here like "Biggerson's! I think I have been to one. That name is definitely familiar." Then suddenly I'm like "OH SHIT. IT'S THE RESTAURANT VFROM BAD DAY AT BLACK ROCK." It's a chain, and they highlighted that in BD@BR and then they brought it back. Convincing world building, FTMFW!!!
Famine really grosses me out D: I think it's a really sweet that Luci sent him some care taker demons, though! Such a thoughtful guy, that Lucifer.
"So what, everyone is just going to eat, drink, and screw themselves to death?"
"We should stop it!"
LOL. WHAT AN IDEA, CAS!
I am annoyed Dean did not realize how clammy Sam was or guess why, but I am really touched that Sam had his own number so well and was so realistic about what he should do.
DON'T GET MAD AT SAM FOR HIS HUNGER, DEAN. HE IS BEING SO STRONG. HE IS TRYING SO HARD TO BELIEVE HE DESERVES YOUR LOVE.
"You go and you cut off his finger."
Dean: *looks to Cas* You heard him.
DEAN TAKES SAMS ORDERS AND EXPECTS HIS FRIENDS TO, AS WELL. <333333
"But first, lock me up--but good."
Love that modifier! All of this is coming from Olivia but I couldn't bear not to bring it up: "None of that safety word safe-bondage I can get out of, you kinky fuck." Oh, and Sam asked his brother to tie him up. And Castiel regrets asking why they own handcuffs. I also think it's swell that he wants so badly not to get a chance to satisfy that hunger. SAM WINCHESTER, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON.
Oh, Cas. STOP MARCHING INTO PLACES AND TRYING TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH. *shakes head*
Cas is eating more beef than Dean eats in a day! And I am including Sam's monstercock in the daily beef count.
"These make me very happy." -- LOLOLOL. OMG. CAS. I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM.
"Not well adjusted, just well fed."
This is a very good explanation for why Dean was unaffected. It's tragic, but it's true--he indulges because he doesn't expect to make it out alive anyway. Well, and you wouldn't be hungry for beef or sex either if you had to suck Sam Winchester's dick everynight. I think it's really fantastic that he knows how bad off he is! After this Apocalypse, he is going to make a list. And Sam is going to work hard so that by the time they die old of natural causes in each other's arms, they may have knocked out a quarter of Dean's problems.
OMFG. IT WAS SO HARD TO WATCH SAMMY DOING THIS. Don't get me wrong, I am not mad at him. I understand this was not his fault. But it was still so hard t watch that I threw my notebook across the room. My roommate? Will one day surprise me with a psychiatrist. AND THEN HE WAS ALL WAIT YOUR TURN. HE DRANK THEM BOTH DRY YOU GUYS. Let's examine what bad mojo that is--killing Lilith, you remember how bad that was? How much we had to struggle about drinking *one host* dry? This was *TWO*. OH, MY POOR SAMMY.
LOLOLOL. DEAN CALLED CAS HAPPY MEAL. My life is now complete.
I love that Dean acknowledges what a fail this plan was.
Cas eating that beef was so icky. THIS EPISODE REALLY RANKS UP THERE IN DISGUSTINGNESS, GUYS.
Wow. That Cocoa Puffs line was truly awful. I am still suffering from second-hand embarrassment a day later.
OH MY FUCKING GOD. I WILL SNAP FAMINE'S FUCKING NECK IF HE SAYS ONE MORE THING ABOUT AMERICA. You're an asshole and you have no right to talk about my country, so go DIAF.
IT IS YOUR STRENGTH OF CHARACTER, DEAN. YOU HAVE A GOLDEN FUCKING SOUL. THAT ALMOST NEVER HAPPENS.
Wow, Famine! I thought horsemen were supposed to be impressive. Your big revelation is that Dean Winchester is broken? I am astonish by your ability to write a third-grade level book summary! As awful as the things he was saying about Dean were, and even though Dean clearly was buying into it, he was warping the truth there to break Dean. If Dean were dead inside and going through the motions and didn't care at all anymore, he would have said "Yes" to Michael 14 episodes ago and called it a night. He is shouldering the Apocalypse because it's something he believes in. So suck his dick.
Sam always looks so stupid with the blood on his face. Really, Sam, you couldn't wash your face before going outside? You look like a drag queen who never learned how to apply her makeup...or the lady from Airplane.
DEAN'S FACE, OMG. SO HEART BROKEN. But I am really happy with how he handled this, not getting mad at Sam because it really, really was not Sam's fault.
Sam is so fucking strong. I really adore his little character so fucking much. HIS HUNGER FOR BEING A GOOD PERSON IS STRONGER THAN HIS HUNGER FOR DEMON BLOOD. Well, and also Dean was all pleading with him not to and Sam's hunger for Dean > anything else ever. As sad as I think it is that Sam had to do this, I am going to believe in Olivia's pacing theory which gives me so much epic hope for this season:
1. Sam did this and saw that he CAN do good things with these powers.
2. He is going to secretly try and see if he can work them without the demon blood which he clearly can because a) he did it in the heat of moment in S1 on the sheer strength of his incestuous desire to save Deancakes, b) Ava and Jake both used similar powers and neither of them were going all snack time on demons.
3. He is going to somehow show Dean that they can be a good thing and Dean will slowly come to accept it.
4. HE IS GOING TO GANK THE MOTHERFUCKING DEVIL, YA'LL.
5. Sam and Dean will have lots of really hot sex that involves Sam holding Dean down ~with his mind, except it will no longer reqire me to read evil!Sam because good!Sam will be able to do it.
*sigh* And poor Sam is back in the fucking panic room. So annoyed by that bit of canon, but at this point what can we do? I just wish Dean was in there helping him through it, you know? Like patting back his sweaty hair and holding cups of water for him since he's all tied down and is probably dehydrating. And some brow kissing and holding and soothing words would be nice, too.
OMFG. DEAN CRYING IN THE END. AND PRAYING. PRAYING FOR HIS BABY BROTHER EVEN THOUGH HE IS SO OUT OF THE RELIGION THING JUST BECAUSE HE HAS TO DO SOMETHING FOR HIS SAMMY AND HE'S SO BROKEN UP THAT HE CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING. It was beautiful, but heart breaking. And that last shot. God, he looked like a little scared child. I don't know how Jensen does it. It was both beautiful and hard to look at and it put cracks in my heart.
I am so excited about the next episode BUT SO SAD THAT THE BREAK IS SO LONG! We *just* got back from Hellatus >:( But at least it'll be good for my school-wise, let me tell you, Friday morning classes have not been pleasant this year.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, BABES! I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!
My Bloody Valentine Squee Post!
You guys, it's a Valentine's Day episode. THE WHOLE DAMN THING IS GOING TO BE AN ORGY OF WINCESTY UNDERLINES. :DDDDDDDDDD <333333333333333333
*sigh* Alright! Corrupting Valentine's Day: Take 2. Let's see if you can beat Mystery Spot, show. GO!
Awwww, you know how you can tell these two are going to die an awful death? Because they're *adorable*.
Ah! Yes! Lovely! They ate each other to death. So, fun story. The reason this post is so late? I was seeing Sweeney Todd last night. For those of you who know what Sweeney Todd is about...please pity me a little. HOW MUCH CANNIBALISM CAN ONE PERSON TAKE IN ONE DAY?
Friend Sam is Interviewing: There was blood everywhere. And...other stuff.
9-years-old!Me: JIZZ! \o/
Sammy looked so good in this scene! I love him interviewing people like a big boy! Even if he's kind of being really cunty. THAT'S MY GIRL!
Is it just me or did that girl he was interviewing look familiar? Has she been in another episode maybe?
"Apparently they were both pretty excited." - Wow, that's so sensitive, Sammy!
OH MY GOODNESS THE SCENE AT THE TABLE. CAN I JUST SAY I'D ALREADY SEEN THIS EPISODE AND HAD A 40 MINUTE LONG CONVERSATION WITH OLIVIA ON HOW DELICIOUSLY WINCESTY IT IS AND I WAS STILL SQUEEING ALLOVER THE PLACE? Let's discuss!
1. CASUAL INTIMACY. Dean's feet all up in Sam's space and Sam bringing home dinner which always makes me happy because ZOMG, THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S ORDERS. ♥_♥
2. The first thing we see come into focus in this is the card on the table, advertising that Sam and Dean are staying in a room with a romantic Valentine's Day Special Offer. I am just saying, dear internet.
3. Jensen sounds human! I guess now that he got that Batman job he's been hankering for his entire life he feels like he can relax the vocal chords a little.
4. Sam sadly announces that there's not much more they can do that is hunt-related and Dean is free to go. Jealous girlfriend!Sammy is incredibly jealous. AND TRYING TO HIDE IT. She's such a cutie, that girl. She's also a worried old wife. OH, JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND!SAMMY, COME GIVE ME A HUG. And Dean hears that they can't work anymore tonight and chooses to stay in. On Valentine's. Without work. Also, Dean seems a little stung that Sam thinks he's going to go out for sex.
5. Sam has a name for Dean's penis. And is anal retentive about his sexual activity. I just...enough said, you guys. Enough said. Also, not only is Dean's penis the "Kraken" but Olivia pointed out that he kind of sounds like he's going to say "Dragon" at first. SO. Sam named Dean's cock and it's a combination of Dragon and Kraken. Sam Winchester would like the home audience to know that Dean isn't the only person in this family who knows how to take a big cock like a man!
6. Dean Winchester is turning down going out for sex because he would rather stay in with his brother. Last year when they were broken up this was obviously not the case, hence Sam's vulnerable little assumption that Dean is going out again tonight. BUT THEIR LOVE IS HEALING AND DEAN WANTS HIS BROTHER TO BE HIS STEADY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN AND HE HAS NO IDEA HOW TO SAY SO.
7. Wow, (as usual) Olivia was right. Sam really does do a perfect glance up at Dean at the end of the scene like he's cautiously excited Dean is staying in. A++, Jared! I know you ship it, you sexy mountain of man.
And that's all I have on that one scene :D
With all do respect to this tag team suicide...the guy in this scene? "Hey, Kevin, has anyone ever told you that you look EXACTLY like Christian Bale?"
Sam hearing the blood in the demon veins made me so sad. Cool way to know who's a demon, though!
ZOMG. That awesome doctor, who Dean and I both loved, totally shipped it. I have mentioned before what a thrill it gives me when they refer to each other as their "Partner" and DEAN DID IT TO SAM IN THE VALENTINE'S DAY EPISODE WHERE HE IS GOING OUT OF HIS WAY TO TRY TO GET SAM TO BE MONOGAMOUS WITH HIM AGAIN. No, but really, the doctor was hilariously insensitive of his job and Dean was like <3_<3.
"Hey!...Be my Valentine?"
DID YOU SEE HOW EXCITED DEAN WAS WHEN HE GOT THAT IDEA? He's seriously like a little kid trying to get a girl's attention. And that little smile like "I'm joking...but I'm totally not." Sam never would have found the sigil on that heart had he not glanced back down at Dean's present
The anochian love tags on the hearts means that people are supposed to mate if they share it. Dean offered one to Sam. And they have matching rib tags and that's the first thing Dean said, and he sounded excited about it. OH, GREAT KRIPKE. WE THANK YOU FOR THE GIFTS THAT YOU BESTOW UPON US IN OUR HOUR OF INCEST.
"I'm there now."
"Yeah, I get that."
"I'm gonna hang up now."
"Right, right."
CASTIELLLLL. I LOVE THIS ANGEL SO STUPIDLY. And he and Cas are v. funny. I am going to help Dean pick out one of those three way heart necklace sets we all used to have in fifth grade where one piece says "BEST" "FRIENDS" "FOREVER" and then they all fit together to make a heart. Then they will have a slumber party. Which Sam and Dean will keep trying to sneak away from to exchange some quick handjobs in the bathroom.
So months ago I was wondering if Supernatural would address cherubs and the fact that they should be the silly angels most people think of. And when I was watching this scene, I said cherub before Cas did. \o/
"A cupid has gone rogue and we have to stop him before he kills again."
"Naturally."
"Of course we do."
I LOVE THE BOYS MAKING FUN OF HIM. SARCASM, CASTIEL. LEARN IT.
Dean won't go out on Valentine's, but he will take his brother to an incredibly nice restaurant instead of a crappy diner. The restaurant? Was Cas's idea. Even though he does not (usually) eat. Because he wanted to help Dean's rather hopeless crusade to woo Sam. Cas ships it so fucking hard, guys.
"Meet me in the back."
Dean: *looks around awkwardly and then stares at Sam like "You're coming too, right?"
THREESOME IN THE BACK! \o/\o/\o/\o/
I still insist Castiel sounds awful speaking Anochian. I still say that is really fucking weird.
Did you guys see the fear of God on Sam's face when cupid was coming at him? Sam really doesn't want the hug, guy. He gets enough of that smothering shit from Dean.
"I don't like it."
"No one likes it."
1. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
2. Dean doesn't like it while he's hugging Sam. He's sitting here trying to think of a way to get Sam to be his Valentine all day and this guy just tramples in and sweeps him away? I wouldn't like it, either.
"Listen, birthday suit." - LOLOLOL. DEANCAKES. ♥ ♥ ♥
Sam Winchester is such a girlll. He wants someone to comfort Cupid because he can feel his pain. I love that Dean feeds Castiel to him. THAT WASN'T PLAYING NICE, DEAN. But at least he protected his boyfriend brother while also listening to his ideas.
Sooo...Let's talk about how Cupid ships Wincest. Let's talk about how he even said "If that's wrong, I don't want to be right."...which is a canonical defence by the Wincest fans. Hmm, really subtle.
Castiel doesn't understand this love thing Cupid is going on about. Take that, Dean/Cas.
I really, really hate that Mary and John only got together because of Heaven. They hated each other when they first met? There goes one of my fucking top Supernatural ships. WHY HOW COME EVERYTIME I TRY TO VENTURE AWAY FROM SAM/DEAN SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS? First Anna/Cas gets crapped on, now fucking Mary/John? I guess it's the price I must pay for having my brother fucking encouraged by canon.
Good thing Dean was as pissed off by that as I am.
Also, as funny as I thought this scene was...was there any point to it at all? Except to crush my John/Mary ship?
I really love how concerned Sam is about Dean this whole episode. And how he can tell Dean is off. I mean, when you ask if we're gonna talk about it or not, Dean is going to answer "or not" everytime, but it's damn beautiful that he's trying.
Well. Anyone else never eating a Twinkie again? Unless of course the Twinkie looks like 90's era Jensen Ackles or Justin Taylor. In which case, OMNOMNOM.
Oh, Sammy. He no longer looks good :( But I am really proud of how strong he stayed in this episode for as long as he could.
Okay! Let's just look away and pretend Sam didn't just fucking suck that much in a fight. You had the knife and you let him get away with a booboo? Bang up job, Sammeh. But I guess he wouldn't have been able to stay so strong had he gotten a little more blood flowing, so.
Okay, there was a soul in that briefcase. And Sam and Dean let it out. Can we PLEASE discuss how warm and squishy I feel inside because of that? Also worth mentioning, if Dean's soul were in a briefcase, it would be gold and more blinding than angel's true forms. Facts.
"When did you start eating?"
"Exactly!"
LOL, funny response. Also, when Sam and Dean asked "for what" at the same time? BOYS TALKING AT THE SAME TIME, OMG.
I am really, really sad that Jimmy is still in there. I was sure that when God put Cas's body back together, he wouldn't stick the poor guy back in there. I was sure I could stop feeling awful about that. No, I was wrong. Another strike against Dean/Cas as having Jimmy in there makes it noncon. Oh, and I am bringing back my Jimmy/Castiel crack!ship. IT'S THIER FAULT FOR INSISTING POOR JIMMY IS STILL IN THERE SUFFERING.
THEY WENT TO A BIGGERSON'S. Funny story. I'm sitting here like "Biggerson's! I think I have been to one. That name is definitely familiar." Then suddenly I'm like "OH SHIT. IT'S THE RESTAURANT VFROM BAD DAY AT BLACK ROCK." It's a chain, and they highlighted that in BD@BR and then they brought it back. Convincing world building, FTMFW!!!
Famine really grosses me out D: I think it's a really sweet that Luci sent him some care taker demons, though! Such a thoughtful guy, that Lucifer.
"So what, everyone is just going to eat, drink, and screw themselves to death?"
"We should stop it!"
LOL. WHAT AN IDEA, CAS!
I am annoyed Dean did not realize how clammy Sam was or guess why, but I am really touched that Sam had his own number so well and was so realistic about what he should do.
DON'T GET MAD AT SAM FOR HIS HUNGER, DEAN. HE IS BEING SO STRONG. HE IS TRYING SO HARD TO BELIEVE HE DESERVES YOUR LOVE.
"You go and you cut off his finger."
Dean: *looks to Cas* You heard him.
DEAN TAKES SAMS ORDERS AND EXPECTS HIS FRIENDS TO, AS WELL. <333333
"But first, lock me up--but good."
Love that modifier! All of this is coming from Olivia but I couldn't bear not to bring it up: "None of that safety word safe-bondage I can get out of, you kinky fuck." Oh, and Sam asked his brother to tie him up. And Castiel regrets asking why they own handcuffs. I also think it's swell that he wants so badly not to get a chance to satisfy that hunger. SAM WINCHESTER, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON.
Oh, Cas. STOP MARCHING INTO PLACES AND TRYING TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH. *shakes head*
Cas is eating more beef than Dean eats in a day! And I am including Sam's monstercock in the daily beef count.
"These make me very happy." -- LOLOLOL. OMG. CAS. I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM.
"Not well adjusted, just well fed."
This is a very good explanation for why Dean was unaffected. It's tragic, but it's true--he indulges because he doesn't expect to make it out alive anyway. Well, and you wouldn't be hungry for beef or sex either if you had to suck Sam Winchester's dick everynight. I think it's really fantastic that he knows how bad off he is! After this Apocalypse, he is going to make a list. And Sam is going to work hard so that by the time they die old of natural causes in each other's arms, they may have knocked out a quarter of Dean's problems.
OMFG. IT WAS SO HARD TO WATCH SAMMY DOING THIS. Don't get me wrong, I am not mad at him. I understand this was not his fault. But it was still so hard t watch that I threw my notebook across the room. My roommate? Will one day surprise me with a psychiatrist. AND THEN HE WAS ALL WAIT YOUR TURN. HE DRANK THEM BOTH DRY YOU GUYS. Let's examine what bad mojo that is--killing Lilith, you remember how bad that was? How much we had to struggle about drinking *one host* dry? This was *TWO*. OH, MY POOR SAMMY.
LOLOLOL. DEAN CALLED CAS HAPPY MEAL. My life is now complete.
I love that Dean acknowledges what a fail this plan was.
Cas eating that beef was so icky. THIS EPISODE REALLY RANKS UP THERE IN DISGUSTINGNESS, GUYS.
Wow. That Cocoa Puffs line was truly awful. I am still suffering from second-hand embarrassment a day later.
OH MY FUCKING GOD. I WILL SNAP FAMINE'S FUCKING NECK IF HE SAYS ONE MORE THING ABOUT AMERICA. You're an asshole and you have no right to talk about my country, so go DIAF.
IT IS YOUR STRENGTH OF CHARACTER, DEAN. YOU HAVE A GOLDEN FUCKING SOUL. THAT ALMOST NEVER HAPPENS.
Wow, Famine! I thought horsemen were supposed to be impressive. Your big revelation is that Dean Winchester is broken? I am astonish by your ability to write a third-grade level book summary! As awful as the things he was saying about Dean were, and even though Dean clearly was buying into it, he was warping the truth there to break Dean. If Dean were dead inside and going through the motions and didn't care at all anymore, he would have said "Yes" to Michael 14 episodes ago and called it a night. He is shouldering the Apocalypse because it's something he believes in. So suck his dick.
Sam always looks so stupid with the blood on his face. Really, Sam, you couldn't wash your face before going outside? You look like a drag queen who never learned how to apply her makeup...or the lady from Airplane.
DEAN'S FACE, OMG. SO HEART BROKEN. But I am really happy with how he handled this, not getting mad at Sam because it really, really was not Sam's fault.
Sam is so fucking strong. I really adore his little character so fucking much. HIS HUNGER FOR BEING A GOOD PERSON IS STRONGER THAN HIS HUNGER FOR DEMON BLOOD. Well, and also Dean was all pleading with him not to and Sam's hunger for Dean > anything else ever. As sad as I think it is that Sam had to do this, I am going to believe in Olivia's pacing theory which gives me so much epic hope for this season:
1. Sam did this and saw that he CAN do good things with these powers.
2. He is going to secretly try and see if he can work them without the demon blood which he clearly can because a) he did it in the heat of moment in S1 on the sheer strength of his incestuous desire to save Deancakes, b) Ava and Jake both used similar powers and neither of them were going all snack time on demons.
3. He is going to somehow show Dean that they can be a good thing and Dean will slowly come to accept it.
4. HE IS GOING TO GANK THE MOTHERFUCKING DEVIL, YA'LL.
5. Sam and Dean will have lots of really hot sex that involves Sam holding Dean down ~with his mind, except it will no longer reqire me to read evil!Sam because good!Sam will be able to do it.
*sigh* And poor Sam is back in the fucking panic room. So annoyed by that bit of canon, but at this point what can we do? I just wish Dean was in there helping him through it, you know? Like patting back his sweaty hair and holding cups of water for him since he's all tied down and is probably dehydrating. And some brow kissing and holding and soothing words would be nice, too.
OMFG. DEAN CRYING IN THE END. AND PRAYING. PRAYING FOR HIS BABY BROTHER EVEN THOUGH HE IS SO OUT OF THE RELIGION THING JUST BECAUSE HE HAS TO DO SOMETHING FOR HIS SAMMY AND HE'S SO BROKEN UP THAT HE CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING. It was beautiful, but heart breaking. And that last shot. God, he looked like a little scared child. I don't know how Jensen does it. It was both beautiful and hard to look at and it put cracks in my heart.
I am so excited about the next episode BUT SO SAD THAT THE BREAK IS SO LONG! We *just* got back from Hellatus >:( But at least it'll be good for my school-wise, let me tell you, Friday morning classes have not been pleasant this year.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, BABES! I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!