You wake up that morning and you take Sam and you run.
The Song Remains the Same Squee Post
^ How sad am I that we changed the title of this episode?
Wincest underlined so you can easily skip to the good parts avoid the brotherfucking.
( One ex-blood addict, one drop out with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. )
^ How sad am I that we changed the title of this episode?
Wincest underlined so you can easily skip to the good parts avoid the brotherfucking.
( One ex-blood addict, one drop out with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. )
*dies of laughter* If there's someone over I'm like, "What? I have a wife in DC. She needs to know all my thoughts at all times or she gets really jealous that I'm thinking without her." And Arielle's like, "That's true, guys." :P
CASTIEL IS SAM'S FRIEND!! Mostly it's because Castiel is very observant and he's come to learn that his suit-and-trenchcoat getup is actually "fashionable" to the strange, strange humans and he likes being fashionable, because preening is fun, so he wants Sam to be fashionable too because they're both pretty, pretty princesses. And since he was already friends with Dean, he knows that Dean, who is the pretties princess of all, is a hopeless case because, well, Dean doesn't want people to think he's a lesbian. Castiel doesn't actually understand any of this, but it fits in the empty spaces in the logic chart in his head, so he's running with it.
Wow, I'm crazy.
ENOCHIAN IS A MUCH HARDER LANGUAGE THAN LATIN, ELISA. IT DOESN'T ROLL OFF THE TONGUE AS NICELY. IT HAS SO MANY GOD DAMN CONSONANTS.
LOLTEBOW.
Dean said to bend his knees because he doesn't want Sam to be constipated, which Castiel makes him. No, I'm kidding. Knee replacement surgery is really expensive and Dean knows how much time Sam already spends on his knees and they don't have the time or the money to fix it if Sam makes it even worse.
Sometimes I wish Supernatural were on HBO so that Dean could be the R-rated character he's sketched as, because dicks is not such a great insult and I feel bad that it's the best he can say by FCC regulation.
Frankly, if I had been betaing for them, I would've must we'd too!
*holds you*
OMG AND SAM GOT TO TALK TO JOHN AND RELEASE SOME OF HIS ANGER. THERE WERE HORMONES EVERYWHERE, IT WAS CRAZY. AND AWESOME. If only they had burnt down every liquor store in the country at the same time...
Oh, you mean for the fact that is forced you to find your only happiness in sex with your brother?
Basically all five seasons of the show in one line.
I kind of wish Dean had cried one tear of manly pain. Though his eyes were shiny all episode, so that was good.
I mean, parent/child is especially fucked up because said parent raised the child and should know, as an authority, that there's always going to be a consent issue there (ignoring, of course, all of the incest issues). With Sam, we kind of take out that issue, because he was neither raised by her nor did he ever know her. Also, I think Sam is probably older than that Mary. Anyway! I mean, it's baddirtywrongfilthy and inexcusable, but there's also a different dynamic there. I WANT IT SO BADLY.
I like that you felt it necessary to capitalize GATOR in GATORade. TIM SEES WUT U DID THAR AND HE LIKES IT. He'll be sure to make a special appearance at the swamp this spring to complete The Ritual with you. :DDD
RIGHT?? I want him to do more theatre, so that I can go see him and stage door him and read more reviews about how he's a good actor and then be shocked when still! no one wants him. Frankly, I kind of don't get it, because he's talented and hot and hot in a pretty commercial way. I guess he's too old? But he wasn't always too old and he was certainly twinky when twinky was what Hollywood was selling. *shrug*
YESYESYESYESYES--I could yes forever about your Dean-character thing. Yes.
JOHN. WAS. RUBBING. HER. STOMACH. I mean, Matt Cohen actually had his hand over her breast and rubbing at the top of her stomach in a way that was really intimate and every single thing I love about pregnancy. I didn't notice it until I watched it the second time.
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Wow. You just get crazier and crazier and more awesome with every new level of crazy you attain. Congratulations, this theory on Cas!preening has earned you ONE (1) FREE CRAZY CAKE.
Enochian is a language now? I should try to learn ti and give up an hour later, like that time I was going to teach myself elvish.
LOLTEBOW LOVES AT YOU.
While the knee replacement surgery thing is *also* true, there's not reason to pretend that makes the constipation theory any less spot-on.
Honestly? I can't think of any X-rated insult that better summarizes what angels on this show are than dicks. They really are the epitome of dick. Like...Riley Copper could take lessons from these guys. That's Epic.
YAY MUST WE! You really should beta for Show. It would be best for every one. Except, of course, for you. You'd really have your work cut out for you.
THANK YOU. I OBVIOUSLY REALLY NEEDED TO BE HELD AFTER THIS EPISODE AND WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU? OFF IN GAINESVILLE, GETTING DRUNK. OR WRITING AN ORAL PRESENTATION. OR SOME OTHER NOT-GOOD-ENOUGH EXCUSE.
You know what wuld have made that line an even better summary of five seasons in one line? If I'd written it in English. Oh well, sometimes typos was did happen at 4 a.m.
Mmm. I would have licked that single tear of manly pain, I would have. But I'm very proud of him for keeping it together because if he'd shed a tear, that would have been the end of that, but instead he was misty-eyed for forty minutes and I grew another dick, it needed 9 erections.
With that argument, and taking into account that Dean raised Sam, you are stepping on the face of Wincest. YOU JUST THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A WHILE. But really, that is kind of why I want the Sam/Mary. Because he literally will never get close to her any other way, and sex is a great way to get close to someone really fast and Winchesters are totally fucked on expressing emotions. I'm not pretending it's okay, but I'm also not going to pretend I don't think it would be beautiful. Also, Sam getting close to baby!Dean is a huge factor for me here. I have so many problems I am beyond being upset with myself. All of this is your fault, btw.
YES. I needed something for Dean to chug and while alcohol was a perfectly good option, I decided to go with Gatorade just for the sake of making the GATORade joke. I LOVE THAT YOU EXIST TO CALL ME OUT ON THINGS <333
Honestly, I think that his agent must have been really crappy when he was younger. It's a fucking shame. He really is going to do great when Show ends and he does theatre. And I will be there to see him and stage door his pretty ass, you of all people know I will.
DEANCAKES. That is all.
YES. IT WAS SUCH A GORGEOUS POSE. SO FUCKING INTIMATE. AND THOSE TWO ARE SO GOOD TOGETHER. AND MATT COHEN IS SO CUTE. AND JUST OAJODJOFJSFJDOGJDOIGJHJTIOHJ. I noticed it the second time, too, though probably because you mentioned it. let's be honest.
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Mostly I just wanted to say that I am not stepping on Wincest with my explanation! I would never do such a thing. The knowledge that Dean is, in a lot of ways, like a mother to Sam never escapes me. But Sam and Dean did have John as the very clear authority figure and their brother relationship--and brother dynamics--is the primary defining characteristic of their relationship (in my opinion at least). Dean did motherly things, certainly, and he was left in charge, but I think it was rarely direct Dean authority. Also, it is my firm belief that they don't start having sex (and, after Stanford, start having sex again) until Sam initiates it and there's definitely a part of that, to me, in Dean's mind that deals with consent. I don't know what I'm going on about anymore, but the point is: I want to read about Sam fucking his mother.
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