How to Become Tumblr Famous (oneshot)
How to Become Tumblr Famous; kris/lay; implied sehun/luhan; pg; 1,595 words
Yixing finally makes a tumblr account and Jongin, Luhan, Tao, and Minseok give him tips on how to be famous.
How to Become Tumblr Famous;
[11:09:48] Yixing: omg kay guys I finally made a tumblr!!!
[11:09:49] Jongin: whats your url?
[11:09:51] Luhan: yayy!
[11:09:51] Minseok: it's about time omg
[11:09:52] Zitao: follow for follow?
[11:09:53] Yixing: it's prettifulunicorns so follow me errbody!
[11:09:54] Jongin: dude, there's nothing on your blog
[11:09:56] Yixing: i know, i made it like a second ago duh
[11:09:58] Yixing: sure thing Zitao~
[11:09:59] Minseok: what kind of blog is it?
[11:10:03] Yixing: wait what?
[11:10:04] Luhan: he means what kind of theme will you be having for your tumblr?
[11:10:06] Yixing: i...i don't know, what are some types of blogs?
[11:10:09] Luhan: well Sehunnie and i have hipster blogs
[11:10:10] Jongin: please, you do not have a hipster blog, okay? posting pics of slutty teenage girls wearing torn up mom jeans and wearing a cross necklace does not classify as one
[11:10:13] Jongin: if you weren't my friend i'd unfollow you by now, js
[11:10:14] Luhan: oh shut up
[11:10:16] Jongin: and beware Yixing, Luhan and Sehun posts a shit ton of nudes together on their blogs
[11:10:17] Yixing: OH GOD ew thanks for the warning
[11:10:18] Minseok: i have a food porn blog~
[11:10:19] Yixing:...wtf is that
[11:10:22] Minseok: i post pictures of decadent chocolate cake, stringy cheese pizza, bubble tea, you know, food porn
[11:10:25] Yixing: OIC
[11:10:26] Zitao: i have an inspiration blog~ i post inspiring quotes for others when they need it
[11:09:29] Yixing: wait so guys what kind of blog should i have?
[11:10:32] Jongin: IDK, maybe you should have a cat blog like 99.9% of tumblr blogs out there. people tend to eat that shit up
[11:10:34] Yixing: you mean, just post pictures of cats? that sounds lame tbh
[11:10:38] Zitao: it goes with your username tho!
[11:10:43] Yixing: hm, you have a point there
[11:10:45] Yixing: ok guys, i'm signing off now bye~
[11:10:48] Luhan: byebye~
[11:10:51] Minseok: goodnight
[11:10:54] Jongin: ttyl
[11:10:58] Zitao: bye i'll miss you~
toosexyformashirt replied to your post: OMFG CRYING
| who are you talking to?
glitterysehan replied to your post: OMFG CRYING
| its okay xingxing it takes time to get followers~
fyeahfoodpr0n replied to your post: OMFG CRYING
| just post something that's a picture dude
inspirationiseverything liked your post: OMFG CRYING
prettifulunicorns
2012-09-30 17:33
OMFG CRYING. you guys, idk what to do with my blog. What do i post and how do i get followers???
#personal #ADFHJKGHGGDFDS #HELP
[01:25:05] Jongin: wait so your only post was your text post where you pathetically had a mental breakdown?
[01:25:08] Yixing: excuse me. and no, actually i deleted it an hour ago so
[01:25:11] Minseok: LMAO
[01:25:12] Luhan: you could've just reblogged some of my posts you know
[01:25:16 Yixing: Luhan....all of your posts today were pictures of you and Sehun making out. naked. NO FUCKING WAY
[01:25:19] Zitao: you know hyung, you should get tumblr savior so you can blacklist Luhan's 'my bf and i' tag. it's a lifesaver, really
[01:25:23] Yixing: thanks for the the tip~
[01:25:26] Luhan: oh come on, it's not that bad~
[01:25:29] Jongin: hyung, i saw your gross dicks, it doesn't get any worse than that
[01:25:33] Luhan: oh i forgot to crop that part out.....
[01:25:36] Minseok: .......................
[01:25:38] Yixing: ANYWAYS, i guess i'll start posting cute kitties tomorrow
[01:25:42] Minseok: I'm curious, how many followers do you guys have?
[01:25:44] Luhan: 2,502 woot~
[01:25:47] Zitao: of course....i have almost 4k
[01:25:53] Minseok: 3,023
[01:25:58] Yixing: wtf how'd you guys get so many followers?
[01:26:02] Jongin: hyung, there's a few things you need to do in order to get followers. post nudes, post selcas and gifs of yourself, say you'll follow back, post pics and tag the shit out of them, post a pic with a random quote on it, correct other people's grammar, be annoyingly witty and you're good to go!
[01:26:06] Yixing: ......really?
[01:26:10] Minseok: sadly that's how most become ~tumblr famous~
[01:26:15] Zitao: it is but people are desperate so. So Yixing how many followers do you have now?
[01:26:18] Yixing: well i had 4 before Jongfuck decided to unfollow me, you little bitch
[01:26:21] Luhan: ...how could you?
[01:26:25] Jongin: hey, i didn't follow him to see text posts of him ranting away, okay?
[01:26:28] Minseok: wow you're a dick
[01:26:32] Jongin: hyung, now's not the right time for compliments
[01:26:37] Yixing: oh god
toosexyformashirt replied to your photo:
| ew that is an ugly ass kitten
glitterysehan liked your photo
glitterysehan reblogged your photo
fyeahfoodpr0n liked your photo
inspirationiseverything liked your photo
inspirationiseverything reblogged your photo and said:
| ASDFGHJK SO CUTE ;A;
prettifulunicorns
2012-09-28 00:15
#cat #cute #follow back #kitten #One Direction #Exo #Tom Hiddleston #Love
[05:35:04] Jongin: LMAO did you really use all those popular tags for your kitten post?
[05:35:09] Yixing: i got the tip from Zitao~
[05:35:12] Jongin: well here's another tip: STOP TAKING TIPS FROM ZITAO
[05:35:15] Zitao: well excuuuuuuse me
[05:35:19] Jongin: you're excused
[05:35:24] Luhan: at least you've gotten over 100 notes on your post, congrats~
[051:35:28] Yixing: yeah but they all came from you and Zitao. and i see Jongin and Minseok refused to reblog it ugh
[05:35:35] Jongin: it's an ugly kitten, no
[05:35:39] Minseok: hey, people come to my blog expecting food, i can't throw them off like that or i'll lose followers
[05:35:42] Luhan: how many followers did you gain today?
[05:35:46] Yixing: .....3
[05:35:49] Zitao: wow that's awesome! so now you have 7 in all?
[05:35:52] Yixing: nope it's 6. Jongin unfollowed me again today
[05:35:56] Minseok: LMAO
[05:35:59] Luhan: Jongin, cut that shit out
[05:36:04] Jongin: yes ma'am ~
[05:36:09] Luhan: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME
[05:36:11] Minseok: Yixing, maybe you should try something else, dare i say become friends with the ~tumblr famous~
[05:36:16] Zitao: hyung, that'll never work
[05:36:19] Luhan: actually, it might. Yixing, tomorrow follow kriswuistheshit and send him an ask!
[05:36:23] Yixing: seriously?
[05:36:29] Jongin: there's a very low chance of that working hyung
[05:36:32] Luhan: you never know
kriswuistheshit asked you:
2012-09-29 17:55
hey thank you so much for the awesome message Yixing. sorry it took
so long for me to reply back, i get a lot of asks everyday so it'll take a while for me to get back to you,
i hope you don't mind. I don't mind being friends with you, i love making new friends on tumblr :)
[12:10:10] Jongin: wait so he actually replied back?? he never replies to my messages!
[12:10:14] Yixing: yeah he sent me one like, 10 minutes ago and i replied back
[12:10:19] Luhan: what did you say to him?
[12:10:23] Yixing: i don't know but there was a lot of flailing and key smashing going on
[12:10:28] Minseok: how embarrassing
[12:10:33] Zitao: oh my gosh Yixing, you're so lucky! maybe he saw your selca in your about page
[12:10:37] Yixing: nah, i don't think he would like me. besides doesn't he have a tumblr girlfriend?
[12:10:43] Minseok: nope, they broke up
[12:10:48] Luhan: come on Yixing for for it~
[12:10:52] Jongin: yeah, just don't make yourself look like a desperate whore that's all
[12:10:56 ]Yixing: gee, thanks for your words of wisdom Jongin
[12:10:59] Jongin: anytime bro
kriswuistheshit started following you
kriswuistheshit reblogged your photo: the only thing standing between
kriswuistheshit liked your photo: the only thing standing between
toosexyformashirt replied to your photo: the only thing standing between
| ....wtf does the quote have to do with your pic?
glitterysehan liked your photo: the only thing standing between
glitterysehan reblogged your photo: the only thing standing between
fyeahfoodpr0n liked your photo: the only thing standing between
inspirationiseverything liked your photo: the only thing standing between
inspirationiseverything reblogged your photo: the only thing standing between and said:
| this is so inspirational~
prettifulunicorns
2012-10-01 19:33
| The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.
#cute #follow back #kitten #One Direction #Exo #Tom Hiddleston #Love #quotes
kriswuistheshit asked you:
2012-09-30 19:30
wow um is that you in that photo you just posted? you look absolutely stunning ;)
[11:24:16] Yixing: YOU GUYS KRIS STARTED FOLLOWING ME AND HE SENT ME A FLIRTY MESSAGE OMFG CAN'T BREAHTE
[11:24:21] Luhan: woah okay enough with the caps it's making my eyes hurt
[11:24:24] Zitao: wow hyung, your idea actually worked o____o
[11:24:29] Minseok: of course, I am a genius after all
[11:24:34] Luhan: no, you're just a baozi
[11:24:36] Minseok: Luhan
[11:24:40] Luhan: BAOZIIIIIIIIIIII
[11:24:44] Minseok: no
[11:24:49] Jongin: and dude. what the fuck how in the world did you get over 1,000 notes on your selca with the lame quote?
[11:24:53] Zitao: OMG R U SRS
[11:24:58] Luhan: it's because Kris reblogged from him
[11:25:03] Jongin: wow he must've been drunk
[11:25:09] Minseok: .........and then followed him and sent him a message?
[11:25:10] Jongin: ......yeah he must've been /really/ drunk
[11:25:15] Yixing: Jongin, stop trying to ruin my happiness
[11:25:19] Jongin: the only thing standing between you and total happiness is me
[11:25:22] Yixing: ......................
[11:25:28] Luhan: .....................
[11:25:34] Minseok: .......................
[11:25:39] Zitao: .......................
[11:25:44] Jongin: AHAHAHAHA OH MAN I'M SO WITTY~
prettifulunicorns
2012-10-02 23:14
First person in my inbox gets to be my
tumblr boyfriend forever.
#i bet no one's gonna do this ;A;
glitterysehan asked you:
2012-10-02 23:17
YOU'RE MINE EVEN THOUGH I HAVE SEHUN SHH
kriswuistheshit asked you:
2012-10-02 23:15
MINE.
[09:09:15] Yixing: you guys....Kris is my tumblr boyfriend
[09:09:19] Minseok: OMfG
[09:09:23] Zitao: WAT
[09:09:29] Jongin: LMAO poor fella
[09:09:33] Luhan: aww man ;A;
[09:09:37] Jongin: wait hyung don't you already have Sehun?
[09:09:44] Luhan: yeah but still...