A few Coulson quotes
I'm taking a break from paperwork to enter some Coulson quotes that slayed me. They were all from one episode (possibly the season opener?)
[Ok, maybe more than a few]
That doesn't sound covert.
I know and we just retiled the bathrooms.
I tried it, but I'm really not flexible. But thanks.
You're kidding, right? Sometimes I can't tell.
I'm kinda in the middle of a man hunt, can we make this quick?
Why the breakup? Bad dental plan?
You were never a Boy Scout, were you?
Breaking into cars now?
I'm the Director of Shield?
Savours it, actually.
Maybe a little more secure than last time. I'm just saying.
Let's get out of here before the iceberg runs out of fuel.
[Ok, maybe more than a few]
That doesn't sound covert.
I know and we just retiled the bathrooms.
I tried it, but I'm really not flexible. But thanks.
You're kidding, right? Sometimes I can't tell.
I'm kinda in the middle of a man hunt, can we make this quick?
Why the breakup? Bad dental plan?
You were never a Boy Scout, were you?
Breaking into cars now?
I'm the Director of Shield?
Savours it, actually.
Maybe a little more secure than last time. I'm just saying.
Let's get out of here before the iceberg runs out of fuel.