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So yeah.. I haven't updated in a while.. since I went camping.. cuz.. my life is.. more fun than the internet now.
So we went to Deschutes.. and Tasha was driving me fucking nuts. God.. I haven't talked to that girl since I kicked her out of my house the night we got home from camping. Lol. But yeah.. me and Tasha wanted to meet some people like I did last year with Sam.. so we went to the campsite next door.. and Adam was there with his sister! So we're cool now.. and shit.. we smoked pot and got drunk.. cuz my bro bought a half-ounce with Fishboy (Alec). Alec got the name Fishboy cuz we were stoned and he was throwing rocks in the water saying.. "fish. fish." Funny shit. So now I call him Fish. I love that kid. But yeah.. me and Adam were looking at the stars and he was trying to keep me awake so I could see a shooting-star for the first time ever.. I still haven't seen one. We were making out in the tent and my dad started coming towards it.. and not knowing that my dad wouldn't care.. Tasha was like... "Dad! Dad! I smashed the bread!!" to create a diversion.. and he was like.. "Shutup asshole! I know he's in there groping her!" It was so fucking funny. My dad didn't care though and just let me and Adam chill some more. We went rafting while we were stoned.. it was great. I got to say bye to Adam too.. and he gave me his number. I don't know what's gonna happen with that.. but I'm just glad me and Adam are friends again. He's the best.
Then we went to Wallowa.. and we partied with the carnies.. Tasha had sex with one. Ick. Our fucking tent flooded too.. and I had to steal a dub from my bro.. cuz he wouldn't share! Asshole.. I smoked my whole dub that I bought from him.. with him. Er.. But it was all good.. the weather cleared up and I still got stoned and drunk every day and night because me and Tasha are pimps and met new guys to hang out with everyday. These one guys were really creepy.. so Fish and Dylan went with us to their cabin to smoke pot.. cuz they didn't trust these guys.. We met some really cool guys named Sam, Lance, and Robert.. Sam is fine. He just moved to Newport from Philly.. but he was staying at Robert's summer house with Lance.. who also lives in Newport. I miss them. They have the best bud ever.. it's from Cali and they call it Juicy-Fruit.. I watched Super Troopers for the first time with them.. and I don't remember it at all. That is the best bud I've ever smoked. I really wanna move to California now! But yeah.. they introduced me to some tight-ass music.. and gave me this really cool CD with "the seed" song on it. Best song ever! It's so trippy. The one thing I hated about these guys is.. the white Lebaron.. we all had to fucking try and fit in Robert's car.. and it sucked. We met some other dudes too.. who moved in next door.. they drank with us and we chilled by the campfire. They were cool too. Every guy we met though... didn't like Tasha and said.. "she's crazy" at least 10 times a day. She's so irritating.. gah! Thank God she stopped calling. We walked around bumming cigarettes all the time.. it was great. And stood by the store and asked people to buy us cigarettes.. of course.. they did. We met some other guys named Jake and Mike.. and we drove out to the carnival for the second time.. and got free rides again.. Thank you Tasha. Lol. Damn carnies.. dirty. We went to a rodeo too.. lame. Tasha had sex with Jake too.. slut. Er....... We went on their boat with them.. which was ghetto as fuck.. and boring too. And everyone started fishing.. Tasha is so stupid god. She just doesn't know how to fish at all.. Mike caught a fish though and slapped Jake in the face with it.. or maybe Jake slapped Mike. I can't remember. But yeah.. we had a Tailgate party too.. I guess that's all they do in Forest Grove.
Another shitty time during the trip.. my Uncle and his stupid kids came over from Idaho and talked shit to me.. as far as I'm concerned I only have one Uncle Mike now.. and he's my mom's brother in-law. So me and Tasha packed up and tried to hitch a ride home.. but didn't succeed so I left all my shit packed and just got my bed ready and fucking popped a few Trazadone to knock me out. All was good the next morning when I woke up and my "Uncle" was gone. He went home thank God. I almost hit him when he got in my face and started talking shit about me. Fucker. Go drink something.
I chased a chipmunk when I was stoned.. and I almost fucking caught it. Damn thing. We went on stoner-adventures.. and played games and pool at the arcade.. and ate ice-cream.. I love camping at Wallowa.. everybody there is so fucking awesome! I miss it. I miss going on the wave-runner.. you get some good air out there.. and the water is so fucking warm. Me and Tasha would park the wave-runner in the middle of the lake and just swim.. well.. she'd float cuz she can't swim but it was cool. Tyson went parasailing!!! I wanted to so bad.. but I'm poor and couldn't go. He also got a ticket for going to close to the docks or some shit. Ha.
Tasha chased the geese too... on all fours. Wow.
The night before we left.. my mom was hella drunk and shit.. and she fucking got on all fours with her ass in my face.. and sang.. "crab womaaan! crab woman!" it was hellarious.
My mom got drunk the other night too.. with her friend who works at Walgreens.. (they became friends cuz my mom's a regular cigarette woman at Walgreens.. ha) She had a barbeque.. and apparently her son Beau is interested in meeting me.. he's an ex meth-addict.. and he's 20.. interesting.
Me and Sam went to the fair with Lexa and John the other day too.. it was so fucking fun! John puked on the giant ferris-wheel though.. like.. projectile launching. And it started coming towards my foot and Lexa yelled at me.. and I curled up in a ball with my cigarette and whined. Thank God the ride was over. Blech! We found out that me and Lexa are going to hell.. and Sam is going to heaven.. from some.. churchy guy.. he was like.. "have you accepted Jesus Christ as your savior?" and I'm like.. "uhhhhhh... no." he's like.. "do you want to?" and I'm like... "uhh... no." and John was talking shit.. it was great.
I'm gonna go now.. cuz I'm boring Andrew and Sam... but yeah. Speaking of which.. Sam is going out with Brandon Tran. AH! LOL. We went to Lacamas Lake with him and Laura.. it was.. gay.. I had to bring Bandy. And I couldn't smoke weed with these dudes.... cuz.. Laura was there. And that'd have been bad. The river-freak got stoned though damnit! Fish calls him the river-freak.. he's weird. Cuz we went with Jesse and Anthony, Fish, and my bro.. before we went with Brandon.
I smoked out of Cailey's hookah.. well.. Branden's.. but it's bomb.. and took knife hits for the first time. Great stuff. And I got to smoke with Josh and Andrew out of the double perk bong. Yeah!
John was a tree today.. and drunken tree.. and that's all I have to say for now.. Goodnight.
So we went to Deschutes.. and Tasha was driving me fucking nuts. God.. I haven't talked to that girl since I kicked her out of my house the night we got home from camping. Lol. But yeah.. me and Tasha wanted to meet some people like I did last year with Sam.. so we went to the campsite next door.. and Adam was there with his sister! So we're cool now.. and shit.. we smoked pot and got drunk.. cuz my bro bought a half-ounce with Fishboy (Alec). Alec got the name Fishboy cuz we were stoned and he was throwing rocks in the water saying.. "fish. fish." Funny shit. So now I call him Fish. I love that kid. But yeah.. me and Adam were looking at the stars and he was trying to keep me awake so I could see a shooting-star for the first time ever.. I still haven't seen one. We were making out in the tent and my dad started coming towards it.. and not knowing that my dad wouldn't care.. Tasha was like... "Dad! Dad! I smashed the bread!!" to create a diversion.. and he was like.. "Shutup asshole! I know he's in there groping her!" It was so fucking funny. My dad didn't care though and just let me and Adam chill some more. We went rafting while we were stoned.. it was great. I got to say bye to Adam too.. and he gave me his number. I don't know what's gonna happen with that.. but I'm just glad me and Adam are friends again. He's the best.
Then we went to Wallowa.. and we partied with the carnies.. Tasha had sex with one. Ick. Our fucking tent flooded too.. and I had to steal a dub from my bro.. cuz he wouldn't share! Asshole.. I smoked my whole dub that I bought from him.. with him. Er.. But it was all good.. the weather cleared up and I still got stoned and drunk every day and night because me and Tasha are pimps and met new guys to hang out with everyday. These one guys were really creepy.. so Fish and Dylan went with us to their cabin to smoke pot.. cuz they didn't trust these guys.. We met some really cool guys named Sam, Lance, and Robert.. Sam is fine. He just moved to Newport from Philly.. but he was staying at Robert's summer house with Lance.. who also lives in Newport. I miss them. They have the best bud ever.. it's from Cali and they call it Juicy-Fruit.. I watched Super Troopers for the first time with them.. and I don't remember it at all. That is the best bud I've ever smoked. I really wanna move to California now! But yeah.. they introduced me to some tight-ass music.. and gave me this really cool CD with "the seed" song on it. Best song ever! It's so trippy. The one thing I hated about these guys is.. the white Lebaron.. we all had to fucking try and fit in Robert's car.. and it sucked. We met some other dudes too.. who moved in next door.. they drank with us and we chilled by the campfire. They were cool too. Every guy we met though... didn't like Tasha and said.. "she's crazy" at least 10 times a day. She's so irritating.. gah! Thank God she stopped calling. We walked around bumming cigarettes all the time.. it was great. And stood by the store and asked people to buy us cigarettes.. of course.. they did. We met some other guys named Jake and Mike.. and we drove out to the carnival for the second time.. and got free rides again.. Thank you Tasha. Lol. Damn carnies.. dirty. We went to a rodeo too.. lame. Tasha had sex with Jake too.. slut. Er....... We went on their boat with them.. which was ghetto as fuck.. and boring too. And everyone started fishing.. Tasha is so stupid god. She just doesn't know how to fish at all.. Mike caught a fish though and slapped Jake in the face with it.. or maybe Jake slapped Mike. I can't remember. But yeah.. we had a Tailgate party too.. I guess that's all they do in Forest Grove.
Another shitty time during the trip.. my Uncle and his stupid kids came over from Idaho and talked shit to me.. as far as I'm concerned I only have one Uncle Mike now.. and he's my mom's brother in-law. So me and Tasha packed up and tried to hitch a ride home.. but didn't succeed so I left all my shit packed and just got my bed ready and fucking popped a few Trazadone to knock me out. All was good the next morning when I woke up and my "Uncle" was gone. He went home thank God. I almost hit him when he got in my face and started talking shit about me. Fucker. Go drink something.
I chased a chipmunk when I was stoned.. and I almost fucking caught it. Damn thing. We went on stoner-adventures.. and played games and pool at the arcade.. and ate ice-cream.. I love camping at Wallowa.. everybody there is so fucking awesome! I miss it. I miss going on the wave-runner.. you get some good air out there.. and the water is so fucking warm. Me and Tasha would park the wave-runner in the middle of the lake and just swim.. well.. she'd float cuz she can't swim but it was cool. Tyson went parasailing!!! I wanted to so bad.. but I'm poor and couldn't go. He also got a ticket for going to close to the docks or some shit. Ha.
Tasha chased the geese too... on all fours. Wow.
The night before we left.. my mom was hella drunk and shit.. and she fucking got on all fours with her ass in my face.. and sang.. "crab womaaan! crab woman!" it was hellarious.
My mom got drunk the other night too.. with her friend who works at Walgreens.. (they became friends cuz my mom's a regular cigarette woman at Walgreens.. ha) She had a barbeque.. and apparently her son Beau is interested in meeting me.. he's an ex meth-addict.. and he's 20.. interesting.
Me and Sam went to the fair with Lexa and John the other day too.. it was so fucking fun! John puked on the giant ferris-wheel though.. like.. projectile launching. And it started coming towards my foot and Lexa yelled at me.. and I curled up in a ball with my cigarette and whined. Thank God the ride was over. Blech! We found out that me and Lexa are going to hell.. and Sam is going to heaven.. from some.. churchy guy.. he was like.. "have you accepted Jesus Christ as your savior?" and I'm like.. "uhhhhhh... no." he's like.. "do you want to?" and I'm like... "uhh... no." and John was talking shit.. it was great.
I'm gonna go now.. cuz I'm boring Andrew and Sam... but yeah. Speaking of which.. Sam is going out with Brandon Tran. AH! LOL. We went to Lacamas Lake with him and Laura.. it was.. gay.. I had to bring Bandy. And I couldn't smoke weed with these dudes.... cuz.. Laura was there. And that'd have been bad. The river-freak got stoned though damnit! Fish calls him the river-freak.. he's weird. Cuz we went with Jesse and Anthony, Fish, and my bro.. before we went with Brandon.
I smoked out of Cailey's hookah.. well.. Branden's.. but it's bomb.. and took knife hits for the first time. Great stuff. And I got to smoke with Josh and Andrew out of the double perk bong. Yeah!
John was a tree today.. and drunken tree.. and that's all I have to say for now.. Goodnight.