Cop: You're under arrest.
Driver: Why?
Cop: You're driving while intoxicated.
Driver: Hey, I'm 18, I know my rights. I've only had one beer!
Cop: Oh really. Just one?
Driver. Yeah. My blood-alcohol level is below 0.08, and that's within the legal limit!
Cop: The legal drinking age is 21, idiot. You're under arrest.
And no, the kid wasn't a Canadian
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