So....random....
DreamOutLoud822 (9:37:13 PM): i have 1.5 hours til cake
chellemrm (9:37:17 PM): let yourself eat cake?
DreamOutLoud822 (9:37:24 PM): cake is in apartment
chellemrm (9:37:34 PM): let cake come to you?
DreamOutLoud822 (9:37:45 PM): use the force?
DreamOutLoud822 (9:37:53 PM): my door is always open.
chellemrm (9:37:53 PM): cake sprouts little legs and walks up university ave, is actually what came to my mind
DreamOutLoud822 (9:37:59 PM): especially to cake
chellemrm (9:38:02 PM): lol
DreamOutLoud822 (9:38:05 PM): my cake flies, not walks
chellemrm (9:38:15 PM): I find walking cake much more amusing
chellemrm (9:38:27 PM): just imagine having that pass you by on the sidewalk
DreamOutLoud822 (9:38:32 PM): no way, hovering making a hover noise...booootototo
DreamOutLoud822 (9:38:43 PM): hovering cake pass on sidewalk is funnier
chellemrm (9:38:57 PM): *shrug*
chellemrm (9:39:00 PM): I stand by walking cake
chellemrm (9:39:08 PM): it would confuse the squirrels that much more
DreamOutLoud822 (9:39:10 PM): lol, michelle, dont give up on such a good argument
DreamOutLoud822 (9:39:15 PM): and meaningful
DreamOutLoud822 (9:39:22 PM): but what about the birds and the bees?
chellemrm (9:39:30 PM): bees don't get confused or startled by things
chellemrm (9:39:32 PM): they're bees
DreamOutLoud822 (9:39:46 PM): i stand by birds
chellemrm (9:39:51 PM): and the birds aren't close enough to it for long enough periods of time
DreamOutLoud822 (9:40:01 PM): i would also give my cake special predator avoiding maneuvers
DreamOutLoud822 (9:40:09 PM): so it cant be caught by hawks
chellemrm (9:40:25 PM): however, walking cake would be slow and on the level of squirrels on the ground, and squirrels are easily perplexed by things, hence the possibility of squirrel-cake humor is high
chellemrm (9:40:38 PM): ....ok the image of a hawk snatching a cake out of mid air is quite amusing
chellemrm (9:41:05 PM): I want the hawk to catch the cake
chellemrm (9:41:09 PM): it'd be awesome
chellemrm (9:41:20 PM): *pamf*!!! cake everywhere and icing covered hawk
DreamOutLoud822 (9:41:24 PM): lol but now imagine the cake quickly darting out of the way while the hawk aims for it and then hawk goes spiraling into ground
chellemrm (9:41:37 PM): hm.....not as amusing as hawk-cake explosion
DreamOutLoud822 (9:41:47 PM): that's a good sound effect...i also think that some part of our conversation tonight needs to go in your profile
chellemrm (9:41:48 PM): perhaps hawk can go spiraling into the ground after exploding the cake
DreamOutLoud822 (9:41:55 PM): lol
...(interlude of things that actually made sense)...
chellemrm (9:46:12 PM): I want to return to the cake-hawk-squirrel conversation
DreamOutLoud822 (9:46:48 PM): i thought you said i want to return to the cake...
DreamOutLoud822 (9:46:51 PM): i really want cake
DreamOutLoud822 (9:46:59 PM): i wish i could return to the cake
chellemrm (9:47:12 PM): an additional point of interest to walking cake is that it is likely to develop a congregation of curious squirrels, and thus it would also attract the hawk, who could then dive bomb the cake, explode it, and scare all the squirrels up the trees, but they'd all be covered in icing
DreamOutLoud822 (9:47:40 PM): the icing isnt giong to go that far
DreamOutLoud822 (9:47:49 PM): it betrays the laws of physics
chellemrm (9:47:50 PM): I see a confused hawk sitting in an icing and cake ground zero crater
chellemrm (9:48:02 PM): no no the icing hits them when they're right by the cake, they run away covered with icing
DreamOutLoud822 (9:48:04 PM): hovering cakes, do not betray physics
chellemrm (9:48:11 PM): of course not
chellemrm (9:48:13 PM): just their icing
DreamOutLoud822 (9:48:20 PM): icing wont go anywhere...its pretty solid
chellemrm (9:48:28 PM): depends on the type of icing
chellemrm (9:48:31 PM): buttercream or whipped?
DreamOutLoud822 (9:48:35 PM): i think you need to inspect said cake
DreamOutLoud822 (9:48:40 PM): betty crocker?
chellemrm (9:48:43 PM): whipped stands good chances of goin a decent distance
DreamOutLoud822 (9:48:52 PM): sitting out on counter for 3 days
chellemrm (9:48:58 PM): LOL
DreamOutLoud822 (9:49:08 PM): outside is hard, inside gooey
chellemrm (9:49:25 PM): well my mind, not knowing the details of your specific cake, was not limited by the physical limitations of your silly *real* cake
chellemrm (9:49:44 PM): white, yellow, or chocolate?
DreamOutLoud822 (9:49:51 PM): chocolate
chellemrm (9:49:54 PM): icing?
DreamOutLoud822 (9:50:02 PM): chocolate
chellemrm (9:50:05 PM): ooooh
DreamOutLoud822 (9:50:11 PM): candles are also made of chocolate
DreamOutLoud822 (9:50:17 PM): as is the fire
chellemrm (9:50:21 PM): haha
DreamOutLoud822 (9:50:22 PM): choco-fire
chellemrm (9:50:34 PM): mmmm burning chocolate
chellemrm (9:50:43 PM): plasma-rific chocolate goodness
DreamOutLoud822 (9:50:59 PM): burning chocolate doesnt smell good...well, i guess that is burnt chocolate
chellemrm (9:51:06 PM): quite
chellemrm (9:51:13 PM): that is chocolate that isn't *intended* to burn
chellemrm (9:51:24 PM): while chocolate fire is the essence of chocolate and burningness
chellemrm (9:51:29 PM): together in one
DreamOutLoud822 (9:51:32 PM): quite true, ms. rae
chellemrm (9:51:38 PM): ....ms rae?
DreamOutLoud822 (9:51:46 PM): its your code name
chellemrm (9:51:49 PM): um ok
chellemrm (9:51:53 PM): glad I know about it
DreamOutLoud822 (9:51:58 PM): like mad scientist name
chellemrm (9:52:01 PM): ah
DreamOutLoud822 (9:52:02 PM): you do now, dont you?
chellemrm (9:52:06 PM): indeed
DreamOutLoud822 (9:52:17 PM): so what's the problem?
chellemrm (9:52:23 PM): but I coudl have compromised my mission with my confusion at being addressed by my unknown code name
chellemrm (9:52:45 PM): always better to know beforehand
How in the world do we come up with these things??
chellemrm (9:37:17 PM): let yourself eat cake?
DreamOutLoud822 (9:37:24 PM): cake is in apartment
chellemrm (9:37:34 PM): let cake come to you?
DreamOutLoud822 (9:37:45 PM): use the force?
DreamOutLoud822 (9:37:53 PM): my door is always open.
chellemrm (9:37:53 PM): cake sprouts little legs and walks up university ave, is actually what came to my mind
DreamOutLoud822 (9:37:59 PM): especially to cake
chellemrm (9:38:02 PM): lol
DreamOutLoud822 (9:38:05 PM): my cake flies, not walks
chellemrm (9:38:15 PM): I find walking cake much more amusing
chellemrm (9:38:27 PM): just imagine having that pass you by on the sidewalk
DreamOutLoud822 (9:38:32 PM): no way, hovering making a hover noise...booootototo
DreamOutLoud822 (9:38:43 PM): hovering cake pass on sidewalk is funnier
chellemrm (9:38:57 PM): *shrug*
chellemrm (9:39:00 PM): I stand by walking cake
chellemrm (9:39:08 PM): it would confuse the squirrels that much more
DreamOutLoud822 (9:39:10 PM): lol, michelle, dont give up on such a good argument
DreamOutLoud822 (9:39:15 PM): and meaningful
DreamOutLoud822 (9:39:22 PM): but what about the birds and the bees?
chellemrm (9:39:30 PM): bees don't get confused or startled by things
chellemrm (9:39:32 PM): they're bees
DreamOutLoud822 (9:39:46 PM): i stand by birds
chellemrm (9:39:51 PM): and the birds aren't close enough to it for long enough periods of time
DreamOutLoud822 (9:40:01 PM): i would also give my cake special predator avoiding maneuvers
DreamOutLoud822 (9:40:09 PM): so it cant be caught by hawks
chellemrm (9:40:25 PM): however, walking cake would be slow and on the level of squirrels on the ground, and squirrels are easily perplexed by things, hence the possibility of squirrel-cake humor is high
chellemrm (9:40:38 PM): ....ok the image of a hawk snatching a cake out of mid air is quite amusing
chellemrm (9:41:05 PM): I want the hawk to catch the cake
chellemrm (9:41:09 PM): it'd be awesome
chellemrm (9:41:20 PM): *pamf*!!! cake everywhere and icing covered hawk
DreamOutLoud822 (9:41:24 PM): lol but now imagine the cake quickly darting out of the way while the hawk aims for it and then hawk goes spiraling into ground
chellemrm (9:41:37 PM): hm.....not as amusing as hawk-cake explosion
DreamOutLoud822 (9:41:47 PM): that's a good sound effect...i also think that some part of our conversation tonight needs to go in your profile
chellemrm (9:41:48 PM): perhaps hawk can go spiraling into the ground after exploding the cake
DreamOutLoud822 (9:41:55 PM): lol
...(interlude of things that actually made sense)...
chellemrm (9:46:12 PM): I want to return to the cake-hawk-squirrel conversation
DreamOutLoud822 (9:46:48 PM): i thought you said i want to return to the cake...
DreamOutLoud822 (9:46:51 PM): i really want cake
DreamOutLoud822 (9:46:59 PM): i wish i could return to the cake
chellemrm (9:47:12 PM): an additional point of interest to walking cake is that it is likely to develop a congregation of curious squirrels, and thus it would also attract the hawk, who could then dive bomb the cake, explode it, and scare all the squirrels up the trees, but they'd all be covered in icing
DreamOutLoud822 (9:47:40 PM): the icing isnt giong to go that far
DreamOutLoud822 (9:47:49 PM): it betrays the laws of physics
chellemrm (9:47:50 PM): I see a confused hawk sitting in an icing and cake ground zero crater
chellemrm (9:48:02 PM): no no the icing hits them when they're right by the cake, they run away covered with icing
DreamOutLoud822 (9:48:04 PM): hovering cakes, do not betray physics
chellemrm (9:48:11 PM): of course not
chellemrm (9:48:13 PM): just their icing
DreamOutLoud822 (9:48:20 PM): icing wont go anywhere...its pretty solid
chellemrm (9:48:28 PM): depends on the type of icing
chellemrm (9:48:31 PM): buttercream or whipped?
DreamOutLoud822 (9:48:35 PM): i think you need to inspect said cake
DreamOutLoud822 (9:48:40 PM): betty crocker?
chellemrm (9:48:43 PM): whipped stands good chances of goin a decent distance
DreamOutLoud822 (9:48:52 PM): sitting out on counter for 3 days
chellemrm (9:48:58 PM): LOL
DreamOutLoud822 (9:49:08 PM): outside is hard, inside gooey
chellemrm (9:49:25 PM): well my mind, not knowing the details of your specific cake, was not limited by the physical limitations of your silly *real* cake
chellemrm (9:49:44 PM): white, yellow, or chocolate?
DreamOutLoud822 (9:49:51 PM): chocolate
chellemrm (9:49:54 PM): icing?
DreamOutLoud822 (9:50:02 PM): chocolate
chellemrm (9:50:05 PM): ooooh
DreamOutLoud822 (9:50:11 PM): candles are also made of chocolate
DreamOutLoud822 (9:50:17 PM): as is the fire
chellemrm (9:50:21 PM): haha
DreamOutLoud822 (9:50:22 PM): choco-fire
chellemrm (9:50:34 PM): mmmm burning chocolate
chellemrm (9:50:43 PM): plasma-rific chocolate goodness
DreamOutLoud822 (9:50:59 PM): burning chocolate doesnt smell good...well, i guess that is burnt chocolate
chellemrm (9:51:06 PM): quite
chellemrm (9:51:13 PM): that is chocolate that isn't *intended* to burn
chellemrm (9:51:24 PM): while chocolate fire is the essence of chocolate and burningness
chellemrm (9:51:29 PM): together in one
DreamOutLoud822 (9:51:32 PM): quite true, ms. rae
chellemrm (9:51:38 PM): ....ms rae?
DreamOutLoud822 (9:51:46 PM): its your code name
chellemrm (9:51:49 PM): um ok
chellemrm (9:51:53 PM): glad I know about it
DreamOutLoud822 (9:51:58 PM): like mad scientist name
chellemrm (9:52:01 PM): ah
DreamOutLoud822 (9:52:02 PM): you do now, dont you?
chellemrm (9:52:06 PM): indeed
DreamOutLoud822 (9:52:17 PM): so what's the problem?
chellemrm (9:52:23 PM): but I coudl have compromised my mission with my confusion at being addressed by my unknown code name
chellemrm (9:52:45 PM): always better to know beforehand
How in the world do we come up with these things??