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[chelle__branch]

Hey, Christmas is coming early this year for JC. I am buying him the complete collection of Dashboard cds so he has something to whine and cry to, a porn movie (what kind do you prefer?) so he can masturbate and release his pent up frustration and anger, and a pair of pliers to remove that stick wedged up his ass (or wait, is that a penis?)

Hi Sarah.
Anyway, why does Justin write songs about kissing toes? I hope he never tries to come near my feet.