New Holiday Weight Loss Plan
1. File an esoteric motion that requires utilization of systems that the Clerk of the department that the motion is being heard in has not used in a millenium.
2. Graciously go back to Court because the Clerk said so.
3. Wait patiently for the Clerk to remember the conversation that you had last Friday and watch him/her make phone call after phone call to get an answer.
4. Go where the Clerk directs, usually 3 floors above or below the department.
5. Wait for the person that you were supposed to see because they aren't in the office.
6. Wait.
7. Wait.
8. Wait.
9. Politely ask to speak to a supervisor.
10. Wait.
11. Wait.
12. Smile and nod often when being told by said supervisor to go to the 1st floor and pull the file.
13. Fill out requisite forms on first floor. Act surprised when told that the file is still in the Department.
14. Return to the Department and let them know that the file room said that they still had the file.
15. Return to location - #5 and drop off file.
Time: 2.4 hours, 1 - 2 miles walking, 300 calories burned (including fuming time)
2. Graciously go back to Court because the Clerk said so.
3. Wait patiently for the Clerk to remember the conversation that you had last Friday and watch him/her make phone call after phone call to get an answer.
4. Go where the Clerk directs, usually 3 floors above or below the department.
5. Wait for the person that you were supposed to see because they aren't in the office.
6. Wait.
7. Wait.
8. Wait.
9. Politely ask to speak to a supervisor.
10. Wait.
11. Wait.
12. Smile and nod often when being told by said supervisor to go to the 1st floor and pull the file.
13. Fill out requisite forms on first floor. Act surprised when told that the file is still in the Department.
14. Return to the Department and let them know that the file room said that they still had the file.
15. Return to location - #5 and drop off file.
Time: 2.4 hours, 1 - 2 miles walking, 300 calories burned (including fuming time)