week end bash
hmmmmm saturday spectacular
4am - 6.30 am study for mbb 110 exam.
6.30-8.30 am prolonged power nap for the ages
8.30 -9.00 am trip to the bank that was apparently closed. opo. sarado ang mga bangko pag sabado at linggo.
9. - 12 pm statistics madness. YEHUHEDUHSsNDBSKEJPWJLENFLNCLEL. at one point i think i heard sir landagan say "kiss my forehead" which was actually something else. nothing makes sense. and so does my prof's face. i would have kissed his forehead tho if he moved his exam. Long exam 2 is March 1. happy birthday bram
12 -2pm rerereview. which was apparently useless as mbb exams have blindsided me repeatedly since mbb 10. huwaw.course ko pa naman ata un. not sure enimooorrrrrrrr. shift sa CHE? araw araw ko nang makikita si mole girl at madadakmaan si harrel. wahoo. may dumaan ata sa albert hall. di ko napansin. nag-aaral ako eh. it smelt of idiocy. meh. bad for me nag-aaral ako eh.
2-4 pm. cross word puzzle. yan. un na un. un lang talaga ung focus ko sa exam. syet. matagal tagal ko rin nagets ung "Pray" na sagot
4.0 -4.15 pm topless yosi session with miles. well ako lang ang topless. ang lamig pa ng hangin. at nadiskubre kong effective magsindi sa loob nung large metal pipes na may nakavandal na emoness sa labas. agree si miles. dun din sya nagsindi. heniwei.
toplessness+yosi+malamig na hangin on a sunny day +yosi buddy = yosi paradiso. bwisit lang talaga ung hecklers (jasca at si jasca. tas si jasca pa. XD)
4.15-4.30 pm naglinis ng kotse habang iniisip na putangina na blindside nanaman ako ng putanginang MBB exam. frick! frick! frick!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
....cleaning car.
4.30 -5.00 punta trinoma kasama ang mbb gay porn girls(omar,francine,ekay,tessa) and babs. quite frustrated cant run faster kase naka-aircon at hinaharangan ni babs ung sidemirrror which i sometimes need to do crazy shit. at syempre ung punctured hand ko care of omar's bony butt(or was it? i'll have to double check) which i touched on purpose repeatedly while praying that whatever fat he may impossibly gain will go straight to his butt. seriously tho. he's a friggin black hole. no weight gain! just eats eats eats and nothing! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
5.00 - 8.00 roaming around with people. ate ice cream. found don and nicole on a date. assumed they were gay. we all agreed they were gay. watched people eat. ate chocolate. attempted to make a smiley rash on ekay's sensitive skin. still was wondering in my mind what was with ekay's skirt. looked for sanitary napkins in omar's bag which i didnt find. grew ovaries. invented pokes.
8-12 pm. ate again and watched movie with dad. watched The Mist based on stephen kings novella. holy crap. nice nice wonderful film. with the meanest ending ever. hahaha. tarantado talaga si stephen king thus the world loves his world class katarantaduhan.
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list of new pokes
psychic poke - make poke gesture but redirect to ur temple and then imagine poking person
flash poke - make poke gesture without making contact. and claim that you just poked a person so fast they didnt see it
inoculating poke - dip in culture broth and poke like so on other people
lighter poke - poke alcohol solution then set it on fire. then poke tip of cigarette. painful but worth it
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SUUPAAAHMAAAN OOOHHH
i woke up to the live telecast of NBA All Star Saturday.
it was fucking magnificent. one of the bestest sunday morning evarr
three point contest was good with jason kapono shooting the lights out but the dunk contest was the golden shiznits.
6 foot 11 inches shiznitz. dwight howard simply revived the dying spirit of the dunk contest.
the first dunk was bounced of the backboard and then windmilled. jezus christ. all on his own! beat iguodala's dunk 2 years ago. display of pure athleticism
the second dunk was fucking crazy.refer to the picture above. SUPERMAN DUNK! he jumped so high, he threw down the ball down the hoop and didnt dunk. HE THREW IT DOWN THE HOOP FROM GOD KNOWS HOW FAR HE LEAPT. the ball was thrown from the crowd behind the hoop, he leapt near the free throw line catched the ball and thew it down. display of pure atheleticism and showmanship.
the third dunk was even better. a video game dunk....i dont even think its been done in a video game but it'll come out for sure in them blu ray games next year. lobbed it off the glass. catched it with the left hand midair and bounced it back the glass then dunked it with his right hand. O___O. i cant even explain it properly! sick! just sick! display of...SICK! jeezus! video game dunk!
the last dunk was just to cap it off so i wont describe it. wasnt interesting enough. Rudy Gay sucked. god. i mean his surname is bad enough. that youtube campaign for a dunk was a waste of time. jamario moon's first dunk was off the hook too. i havent seen a 360 bounce dunk done that far from the rim. it was a distance for a short jumper but he made a dunk out of it. then there's the birthday cake dunk by gerald green. i honestly dont like him coz he's a cocky bastard who's full of shit and he actually thought he could beat dwight and did that ridiculous no shoes dunk but the birthday cake dunk was nice. he blew off a candle while dunking.
and there it is.
MBB class 9am. Sunday All Star game 9 am. WAW!!!
well. wala naman si kevin garnett so....WAAAAAAAAHHH!!! ALL STAR GAME!!! i'll have to watch it 10 pm and my homepage is NBA.coM! how the hell am i suppose to avoid spoilers!!
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i'll be dreaming of dwight howard dunks tonight
gaaaay~~~~~~
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i would have done this conversation if i wasnt that sleepy
Sir Landagan: dahil gagawa tayo ng normal distrubtion magiging bestfriend nyo na mula ngayon ang appendix 2 and 3 ng inyong stat course notes sa page .....
bram: sir my best friend just went the US and his plane crashed on his way there
Sir Landagan : uhhhhhh
Bram: sir will this appendix 2 and 3 be my best friend now? really? really? will it take the pain away ? will it talk to me after a tough day? will it play basketball with me the same time everyday and share a bottle of coke under the hot sun? will it write songs for me when i'm lonely and when it's my birthday? will it ditch a date with a hot chick just to go and watch me play in my team's championship game in our baranggay basketball league? will it be my best man when i decide to marry? will it? will it?
Sir Landagan : i'm sorry i didnt kn...
Bram: GOTCHA!!
Sir landagan: .......
Bram: GOTCHA!!!
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hmmmm. marshmallows.
4am - 6.30 am study for mbb 110 exam.
6.30-8.30 am prolonged power nap for the ages
8.30 -9.00 am trip to the bank that was apparently closed. opo. sarado ang mga bangko pag sabado at linggo.
9. - 12 pm statistics madness. YEHUHEDUHSsNDBSKEJPWJLENFLNCLEL. at one point i think i heard sir landagan say "kiss my forehead" which was actually something else. nothing makes sense. and so does my prof's face. i would have kissed his forehead tho if he moved his exam. Long exam 2 is March 1. happy birthday bram
12 -2pm rerereview. which was apparently useless as mbb exams have blindsided me repeatedly since mbb 10. huwaw.course ko pa naman ata un. not sure enimooorrrrrrrr. shift sa CHE? araw araw ko nang makikita si mole girl at madadakmaan si harrel. wahoo. may dumaan ata sa albert hall. di ko napansin. nag-aaral ako eh. it smelt of idiocy. meh. bad for me nag-aaral ako eh.
2-4 pm. cross word puzzle. yan. un na un. un lang talaga ung focus ko sa exam. syet. matagal tagal ko rin nagets ung "Pray" na sagot
4.0 -4.15 pm topless yosi session with miles. well ako lang ang topless. ang lamig pa ng hangin. at nadiskubre kong effective magsindi sa loob nung large metal pipes na may nakavandal na emoness sa labas. agree si miles. dun din sya nagsindi. heniwei.
toplessness+yosi+malamig na hangin on a sunny day +yosi buddy = yosi paradiso. bwisit lang talaga ung hecklers (jasca at si jasca. tas si jasca pa. XD)
4.15-4.30 pm naglinis ng kotse habang iniisip na putangina na blindside nanaman ako ng putanginang MBB exam. frick! frick! frick!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
....cleaning car.
4.30 -5.00 punta trinoma kasama ang mbb gay porn girls(omar,francine,ekay,tessa) and babs. quite frustrated cant run faster kase naka-aircon at hinaharangan ni babs ung sidemirrror which i sometimes need to do crazy shit. at syempre ung punctured hand ko care of omar's bony butt(or was it? i'll have to double check) which i touched on purpose repeatedly while praying that whatever fat he may impossibly gain will go straight to his butt. seriously tho. he's a friggin black hole. no weight gain! just eats eats eats and nothing! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
5.00 - 8.00 roaming around with people. ate ice cream. found don and nicole on a date. assumed they were gay. we all agreed they were gay. watched people eat. ate chocolate. attempted to make a smiley rash on ekay's sensitive skin. still was wondering in my mind what was with ekay's skirt. looked for sanitary napkins in omar's bag which i didnt find. grew ovaries. invented pokes.
8-12 pm. ate again and watched movie with dad. watched The Mist based on stephen kings novella. holy crap. nice nice wonderful film. with the meanest ending ever. hahaha. tarantado talaga si stephen king thus the world loves his world class katarantaduhan.
============================
list of new pokes
psychic poke - make poke gesture but redirect to ur temple and then imagine poking person
flash poke - make poke gesture without making contact. and claim that you just poked a person so fast they didnt see it
inoculating poke - dip in culture broth and poke like so on other people
lighter poke - poke alcohol solution then set it on fire. then poke tip of cigarette. painful but worth it
==============================
SUUPAAAHMAAAN OOOHHH
i woke up to the live telecast of NBA All Star Saturday.
it was fucking magnificent. one of the bestest sunday morning evarr
three point contest was good with jason kapono shooting the lights out but the dunk contest was the golden shiznits.
6 foot 11 inches shiznitz. dwight howard simply revived the dying spirit of the dunk contest.
the first dunk was bounced of the backboard and then windmilled. jezus christ. all on his own! beat iguodala's dunk 2 years ago. display of pure athleticism
the second dunk was fucking crazy.refer to the picture above. SUPERMAN DUNK! he jumped so high, he threw down the ball down the hoop and didnt dunk. HE THREW IT DOWN THE HOOP FROM GOD KNOWS HOW FAR HE LEAPT. the ball was thrown from the crowd behind the hoop, he leapt near the free throw line catched the ball and thew it down. display of pure atheleticism and showmanship.
the third dunk was even better. a video game dunk....i dont even think its been done in a video game but it'll come out for sure in them blu ray games next year. lobbed it off the glass. catched it with the left hand midair and bounced it back the glass then dunked it with his right hand. O___O. i cant even explain it properly! sick! just sick! display of...SICK! jeezus! video game dunk!
the last dunk was just to cap it off so i wont describe it. wasnt interesting enough. Rudy Gay sucked. god. i mean his surname is bad enough. that youtube campaign for a dunk was a waste of time. jamario moon's first dunk was off the hook too. i havent seen a 360 bounce dunk done that far from the rim. it was a distance for a short jumper but he made a dunk out of it. then there's the birthday cake dunk by gerald green. i honestly dont like him coz he's a cocky bastard who's full of shit and he actually thought he could beat dwight and did that ridiculous no shoes dunk but the birthday cake dunk was nice. he blew off a candle while dunking.
and there it is.
MBB class 9am. Sunday All Star game 9 am. WAW!!!
well. wala naman si kevin garnett so....WAAAAAAAAHHH!!! ALL STAR GAME!!! i'll have to watch it 10 pm and my homepage is NBA.coM! how the hell am i suppose to avoid spoilers!!
==================================
i'll be dreaming of dwight howard dunks tonight
gaaaay~~~~~~
==================================
i would have done this conversation if i wasnt that sleepy
Sir Landagan: dahil gagawa tayo ng normal distrubtion magiging bestfriend nyo na mula ngayon ang appendix 2 and 3 ng inyong stat course notes sa page .....
bram: sir my best friend just went the US and his plane crashed on his way there
Sir Landagan : uhhhhhh
Bram: sir will this appendix 2 and 3 be my best friend now? really? really? will it take the pain away ? will it talk to me after a tough day? will it play basketball with me the same time everyday and share a bottle of coke under the hot sun? will it write songs for me when i'm lonely and when it's my birthday? will it ditch a date with a hot chick just to go and watch me play in my team's championship game in our baranggay basketball league? will it be my best man when i decide to marry? will it? will it?
Sir Landagan : i'm sorry i didnt kn...
Bram: GOTCHA!!
Sir landagan: .......
Bram: GOTCHA!!!
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hmmmm. marshmallows.